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Pooping in a tall T

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Chava
Posts: 33 - Karma: 751
I've found that whenever I go poop in a tall T, I get at least a little stain on the bottom of my swag rag. No matter how hard I try, the back always slips down into the shit water or gets caught up in my toilet paper when I'm trying to wipe. Shit stains on my shirt always make me feel self conscious riding the lift with strangers. Recently, I've resorted to wearing exclusively brown tall tees. Am I the only one who has this problem? How do you guys avoid getting brown spots on the back of your shirt?
Nov 24 2013 11:40PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
pull it up duh
Nov 24 2013 11:41PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
By not being a fucking moron, that's how

Option B: Kill yourself you troll
Nov 24 2013 11:42PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
Damn noob doesn't know how to hide his own shit stains, I his my shitstains on a daily basis it's an art
Nov 24 2013 11:43PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
always poop costanza style
Nov 24 2013 11:45PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
you have 2 options: Click for larger image
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Nov 25 2013 12:01AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
take pants off, put toilet lid up, stand directly over toilet bowl, aim, poop
Nov 25 2013 1:35AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Simple solution - don't wear a tall t
Nov 25 2013 2:40AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
This just doesn't make sense.
How do you think women poop in dresses ( Given that girls actually had bowel movements )
Just lift it up
Nov 25 2013 3:00AM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
good save. Girls don't poop.
Nov 25 2013 10:28AM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
when wearing a tall tee and ski boots it is pretty damn difficult to take a dump. The only solution is to wear it over your head hahaha
Nov 25 2013 10:55AM
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