If you're thinking Adobe care about piracy refer to my above post.
All you need to do is add the amtlib framework/dll (mac/pc) to the trial version, it stops the software contacting adobe (phonehome) so it just thinks you're using the full version.
I see no logical reason why you would need to torrent these, the adobe direct links are much faster. You don't need to download their DL manager.
Click here.
Install, follow video instructions. It's completely legit, I use it.
If you're going to make such a brutal assertion that I am a 'noob who doesn't know anything', then please tell me why. I know following 'How to get xxx free' videos is normally very very noobish, but in the case of Adobe stuff it is not.