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J-Skis- I would like to request a ski: The 'Murica.

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Mr.Sloth
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I recently have come to a very disturbing realization: I cannot find a ski that truly expresses my love of the free-est and best-est country in the world: the good ole US of A.

I am coming to you, J Skis, because I believe you are the man for the job. With the First!, Steve Stepp Pro Model, and the Newschoolers ski, you have demonstrated your profound ability to design the highest quality topsheet designs. I would like to request that you use this skill and create the ski of my dreams: The 'Murica

I envision the 'Murica as being a collection of all the things that make 'murica so great: Guns. Old white people. Explosions. Foreign Wars. That sexy american flag. Bald eagles. You get the idea.

Think of all the camo-overall, carhartt wearing weekend warriors who love USA just as much as me and you. Think of that market that would love the 'murica. Think of all the freedom. Think of the children.



Your move, J-Lev.

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Nov 24 2013 12:26PM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
they're so sweet... sweet enough for me to want to grab these too even though i just dropped 450 on the ns skis
Jan 23 2014 5:17PM
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bieberhole69.
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Jan 23 2014 6:56PM
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nutz.
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well he's the one who wanted them made so shouldn't he buy a pair...
Jan 23 2014 7:52PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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I think some big-ass 180ºs with super tweaked safety grabs are called for, just to flash the bases for as long as possible...
Jan 23 2014 9:13PM
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aloj
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Tell me-you buy these skis?
Jan 23 2014 10:05PM
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Olimar
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not gonna lie... slightly dissapointed...

Let the hate ensue.
Jan 24 2014 11:49AM
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Mr.Bishop
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You could mix and match and have two of the greatest pairs of skis ever.

Jan 24 2014 12:15PM
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aloj
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MERICA (Shape mm: 120-98-117
Sidecut Radius m: avg. 21
Suggested Boot Mount cm: 4 back from center)& NS (Shape mm: 113-90-110
Sidecut Radius m: avg. 20
Boot Mount cm: 2 back from center...)
RIGHT?
Jan 24 2014 1:17PM
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K-Dot.
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They aren't the same shape
Jan 24 2014 4:19PM
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J_skis
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Jan 24 2014 5:45PM
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wootang
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This thread (and specifically that video) have just saved NS for me. I am reinvigorated. Thank you. Will buy J Skis.
Jan 24 2014 5:48PM
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wootang
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Bought.
Jan 24 2014 5:51PM
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J_skis
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You are on one of the few the brave the proud who puts your money where your mouth is. Congratulations & WELCOME TO THE TEAM... http://jskis.com/collections/skis/products/merica#skiers
Jan 24 2014 6:33PM
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PBraunstein
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Im about to get 'er done. I only hope to all that is holy that a pair 184's last until tomorrow...
Jan 24 2014 6:51PM
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J_skis
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2 PAIR OF 184cm LEFT! seriously.
common...f you can buy it in 24 hrs, you can buy it now
either way thanks for the stoke!
Jan 24 2014 7:39PM
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booniemon
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,056
Its a kick ass graphic, Ill give J that, but THE COLORS MAN
Jan 24 2014 10:50PM
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Olimar
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You cant spell America without Red White and Blue.
Jan 24 2014 11:52PM
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Olimar
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#murica.
Jan 24 2014 11:52PM
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booniemon
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Ill buy a pair if their printed in color
Jan 25 2014 12:04AM
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crab_pretzel
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they're so... dark
Jan 25 2014 11:46AM
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aloj
Posts: 198 - Karma: 267
Fank ... He fingering on the pictures HR Giger ?
Jan 26 2014 1:07AM
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aloj
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Keep.
Mr. Sloth ,you like the result?
Jan 26 2014 1:11AM
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errrka
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Can I get a custom pair that say MERIKA?
Jan 26 2014 3:13AM
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Goku
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Are the 184's still going to be wider as previously mentioned?
Feb 1 2014 5:25PM
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Pitolairas
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So J-Lev, with everything sold out... When are you going to release next graphic?? Hungry for new skis!
Feb 1 2014 5:37PM
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Lemuel
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The Merica video is not available in Merica? qu5 -> WUT
Feb 1 2014 7:56PM
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