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J-Skis- I would like to request a ski: The 'Murica.

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Mr.Sloth
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I recently have come to a very disturbing realization: I cannot find a ski that truly expresses my love of the free-est and best-est country in the world: the good ole US of A.

I am coming to you, J Skis, because I believe you are the man for the job. With the First!, Steve Stepp Pro Model, and the Newschoolers ski, you have demonstrated your profound ability to design the highest quality topsheet designs. I would like to request that you use this skill and create the ski of my dreams: The 'Murica

I envision the 'Murica as being a collection of all the things that make 'murica so great: Guns. Old white people. Explosions. Foreign Wars. That sexy american flag. Bald eagles. You get the idea.

Think of all the camo-overall, carhartt wearing weekend warriors who love USA just as much as me and you. Think of that market that would love the 'murica. Think of all the freedom. Think of the children.



Your move, J-Lev.

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Nov 24 2013 12:26PM
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NEPTR
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i think you mean MORMAN... 'Murica
Nov 25 2013 6:34PM
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GritznGravy
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Citing rape and imprisonment stats isn't that light hearted to me, but maybe I have a bad sense of humor.

Rape and imprisonment (which is largely a for profit business) isn't human exploitation?

My point is that most of what is fucked up about the US exists in the rest of the developed world, so pointing fingers is a little hypocritical.

I don't give a shot where your friends have lived. There are thousands of Palestinians that would rather not be there. Im studying conflict in that region as well, which must mean I'm totally incapable of making ignorant statements about it.
Nov 25 2013 6:36PM
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Blurst
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Typical American response.
Nov 25 2013 6:39PM
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Blurst
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There are a couple of Americans who probably would rather not be in the living situation that they are in either.
Nov 25 2013 6:40PM
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40oz.
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Typical human response, it's called a logical fallacy you dumbass. And it gets the point across rather well because it's fucking true. The reason your country probably doesn't have the illegal immigrant issue is because it sucks major dick compared to the USA and doesn't have even near equal opportunities that we do!
Nov 25 2013 6:44PM
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JLev
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With so many requests for a longer length I just added a 184cm length to our 98 ski shape so we can use that shape for the MURICA ski. It's also wider like people are asking for. I realize it's not a pow ski but I simply won't have a legit pow ski ready till spring.
Nov 25 2013 7:17PM
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40oz.
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You are being so naive and ignorant. No shit there are Americans living in conditions they aren't happy with, but they do have opportunities to fix and improve their situation. Many of the people living in Palestine don't have those opportunities due to economy, government, education, and a million other reasons.
Nov 25 2013 7:25PM
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MartianMan
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The fact that some random skier can post on a social media site about a ski graphic that would be cool and have the company say they would build the ski on the spot is honestly amazing.
Nov 25 2013 9:50PM
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K-Dubs
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Nov 25 2013 10:03PM
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CaptainSlow
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Nov 25 2013 10:27PM
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division.bell
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Lib Tech did this a few years back; pretty good use of that image and particular slogan. Imagine the current possibilities...

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Nov 25 2013 10:31PM
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will_powder
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nice.


p.s. canada rocks
Nov 25 2013 11:36PM
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coldcuts69
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J-Skis is fucking legit. Had my doubts in the beginning.

I have zero now. You rock Jason!
Nov 25 2013 11:51PM
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Saga.
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Not true. Have you ever been to California?
Nov 25 2013 11:53PM
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big-tink
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JLev your the best!!
Nov 26 2013 12:17AM
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Benson.
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What the fuck people, this thread is about the 'Merica ski, stop turning this into a political shitstorm. No one gives a fuck about anyone else's opinion over the Internet. No matter how good of an argument you think you're making, the person you're arguing with won't be convinced, so just stfu.
Nov 26 2013 8:19AM
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i've been a lurker for a while now but i thought id create an account and make use of myself...Click for larger image

ft. benji himself
Nov 26 2013 9:07AM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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my god.... this is beautiful
Nov 26 2013 9:44AM
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XtRemE11
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oh my gawd hell yes, id buy this ski purely for the graphic.
Nov 26 2013 10:06AM
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Ski_Alot
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This is beyond dope, I would buy them in an instant
Nov 26 2013 10:31AM
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Saga.
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So much yes!
Nov 26 2013 10:32AM
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rememberscott
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this. I would never ride on those, especially for years to come
Nov 26 2013 10:46AM
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oil.
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this. don't put the faces of politicians or anything considered partisan. that would definitely turn 50% of us buyers off of the ski, either way.
Nov 26 2013 11:39AM
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XtRemE11
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if you released this graphic on whatever pow skis also, that would be awesome.
Nov 26 2013 11:39AM
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Malczyk
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Jerry Seinfeld better make it on this ski. Click for larger image
Nov 26 2013 12:01PM
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yuck
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dude first of all, Canada is making you guys a ski for the sole reason of making all y'all feel better about yourselves.

secondly, you have an illegal immigrant issue because you're next to mexico, ya dumb fuck.
Nov 26 2013 12:17PM
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SkiTheYeast
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there must be a tin of dip on the ski
Nov 26 2013 12:21PM
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XtRemE11
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this. you have pretty much the greatest nation in the world right next to a shit hole, how could we not have an illegal immigrant problem. we also make it a pain in the ass to come here legally, yet are extremely lenient on mexicans coming here illegally. i dont blame them in the slightest for coming here. we really should be much more strict on illegals and much more lenient on the legal immigrants.
Nov 26 2013 12:23PM
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40oz.
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I didn't know he was from Canada because I didn't give a shit to look at his profile.

And it's to make us "feel better" huh?.....or maybe it's a thing called Pride?

And that's obvious. The reason you guys don't have an immigrant problem is because you're next to America, ya dumb fuck.  (America > Canada) = the reason we don't migrate in masses to Canada.

I actually can't hate on Canada because I have been there and loved it but I damn sure have pride in my country and I'm going to stand up for it when people talk shit.
Nov 26 2013 12:25PM
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40oz.
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That's what I have been arguing the whole time.
Nov 26 2013 12:26PM
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powerbong2000
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haha, lulz at all the people having a national pride argument.
Nov 26 2013 12:28PM
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D-40
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I can't stop laughing at the kid who was offended someone would want to live in Palestine.  Hysterical. 

Greatest idea of all time and I will be purchasing 184.

Nov 26 2013 2:07PM
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.frenchy
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DING DING DING
Nov 26 2013 2:11PM
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GPaaiin
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A doge ski would be my primary concern..
Nov 26 2013 3:52PM
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mski
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J Lev for president. All hail J skis!
Nov 26 2013 4:51PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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i seriously had a dream that J Lev was hanging out with my mom. Then the three of us went to dinner and we walked about the economy. It was really weird...
Gods honest truth
Nov 26 2013 5:43PM
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steezyainteazy
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*10/10 would afterbang
Nov 26 2013 5:53PM
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Chinchi
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/thread game is over everybody can go home
Nov 26 2013 6:21PM
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partyandBS
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For the people.
By the people.
J Lev 2016
Nov 26 2013 8:27PM
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ny300z
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the skis ayylmao posted are fuckin awesome! great job
Nov 27 2013 11:16AM
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aloj
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oh yeah
arrow on the nose
girl on the tail
Rear background ALA plays borderlands
and flying saucers! or place under the stickers.place STELLAR nights
http://youtu.be/RoZxDZywudA









Nov 28 2013 12:29PM
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The_Real_EWilly
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Chinese shit
Nov 28 2013 2:42PM
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The_Real_EWilly
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Would there be any chance it could be near the same shape as the anthem
Nov 28 2013 2:59PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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me earlier this year - Idk about this whole j-ski thing, i think i might just get some lines.

me after this thread - Holy fuck i need these pls i need them im selling everything holy tits yes.
Nov 28 2013 3:49PM
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40oz.
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Just wait till the day we can imbed a gif onto a ski as a graphic, J will probably be the first to do so
Nov 28 2013 6:09PM
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skiierman
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MARK MY WORDS


This will happen in the next 4 seasons. A company will come out with a ski that has that capability to visually change the graphics to whatever desired. It won't be gifs because that's fucking stupid but with the new flash charging tech, it's more than possible.
Nov 28 2013 6:39PM
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40oz.
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No your stupid, it'll be gifs /claim
Nov 28 2013 7:03PM
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George.Foreman
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This
Nov 28 2013 7:47PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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This is quite comfortably the best first post in the history of first posts. Congrats.
Nov 28 2013 7:51PM
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msg
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ha thanks for the feedback everyone, i appreciate it!
cheer to the OP who posted that first gif - it has actually given me countless laughs.

plus cheer to jlev for being an all round sick dude. im sure whatever graphic gets put on the skis is hilarious!
Nov 29 2013 7:08AM
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