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J-Skis- I would like to request a ski: The 'Murica.

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Mr.Sloth
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I recently have come to a very disturbing realization: I cannot find a ski that truly expresses my love of the free-est and best-est country in the world: the good ole US of A.

I am coming to you, J Skis, because I believe you are the man for the job. With the First!, Steve Stepp Pro Model, and the Newschoolers ski, you have demonstrated your profound ability to design the highest quality topsheet designs. I would like to request that you use this skill and create the ski of my dreams: The 'Murica

I envision the 'Murica as being a collection of all the things that make 'murica so great: Guns. Old white people. Explosions. Foreign Wars. That sexy american flag. Bald eagles. You get the idea.

Think of all the camo-overall, carhartt wearing weekend warriors who love USA just as much as me and you. Think of that market that would love the 'murica. Think of all the freedom. Think of the children.



Your move, J-Lev.

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Blurst
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No more stupid collage graphics.
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yellav
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YO IM DOWN WITH THIS
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Miomo
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U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
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Kreech
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I endorse this idea.
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vinnypaz
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the usa fucking suck! your a bunch of moron

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Kretzschmar
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loganimlach
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That's actually really incorrect.

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CrotchKiller
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I'd like to have my TPB inspired skis built as well

Since i believe everyone in Canada to look and behave like the boys i think you would sell large amounts.

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1440ski
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This graphic must be found somewhere on the ski
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broto
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i approve of this message

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broto
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although....

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corona
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those are too close to the French/Dutch flag to be a good ol' US of A design.
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GrizzGang
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http://armadaskis.com/product/skis/ar-series/halo-2/


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SamMcChesney
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yea.....right...


I would love to see a pair of these skis!
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vinnypaz
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thats actually really correct, you just dont realize everything going on in your country is to generate profit for a certain group of person
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prometheusprime
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armada's got you
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Nate.Dog
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Go suck a French-Canadian dick. It's called capitalism, and guess what?!? Canada functions in a capitalist system too!!
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Mr.Bishop
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Yeah... we're not much different these days.
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vinnypaz
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yeah, i didn't say canada was better... Fuck Harper!!!
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NinetyFour
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The best part about this is how the ski would be made in Canada.
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Laughterbang
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What exactly do you mean by "free-est country in the world"? Aside from the guns, for which countries like Finland have far more liberal laws than the USA, you can't buy alcohol til you're 21, you can't buy spirits in a supermarket, you can't buy kinder eggs anywhere, you can't get involved in government unless you're religious and you have some of the highest rates of rape, murder and imprisonment of any developed country. Personally I'd rather live in Palestine
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Bagels
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werd.
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You are so dumb. You are really really dumb. For real.
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gotti
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omg europeans get soo butthurt when americans say we are better than everyone else when most of the time we are completely joking,

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Laughterbang
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Obviously it's meant as a joke, I'm not stupid. I really like living in America and have no problem with all the mindless patriotism but it's funny when people harp on about "freedom" without having any idea what they're actually talking about. Hence my question
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p-fo
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This post needs more attention.
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Laughterbang
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10/10 for your insight
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Tacocat
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Let me tell you why your argument is invalid:


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Tacocat
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^seems I can't embed anymore so the link for freedom is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5ZRE26YWM
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yuck
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the number of people killed with a firearm in the united states since 1965 is greater than the number of american military casualties since 1775.

freedom is pretty great, for the countries that can handle it anyways. just thought that was an interesting fact, and is sorta relevant to the whole patriotism and freedom boner that this ski represents

sauce:
http://www.vpc.org/fact_sht/fadeathwithrates65-04.pdf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_casualties_of_war




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cyberginger
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CB_Radio
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i like IHOP. MMM them pancakes in my belly extra syrup please that maple maple nectar.
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Kimmler
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this. A TPB ski would be huge.
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_Tommo_
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it took you over 2 years to declare war on germany from when world war 2 began
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nutz.
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Logan declared war on germany?
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JAHpow
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Oh so you guys needed our help sooner?
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Spinoza
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Mr.Sloth
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SO much serious in my thread right now
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Bread.
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.
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gotti
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And?

everybody already knew that
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K-Dot.
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Because we had faith in the people being attacked but y'all did such a half assed job that we had to step in
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clive_bixby
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Bump for freedom
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Crispy.
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Do it! I'd have to buy the ski just because the topsheet!
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MartianMan
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BUT WE KICKED THERE ASSES ALL THE WAY TO BERLIN
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deleted5
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http://www.countryclubprep.com/back-to-back-world-war-champs-tank-top-america-silhouette-edition-in-navy-by-rowdy-gentleman.html?gclid=CPPf8YnS_roCFc07Ogod3HMAfQ
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Scotty_Boy
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Put bacon on it.
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cwillygood
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10/10 would bang


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your move J-Skis

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PKNeison
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"They may take our lives but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM"

I'd love to see this ski made, and also a Scotland one :)
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_Tommo_
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I think youll find that the Soviet Union won the Battle of Berlin
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