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Someone asked me a question last night...

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Blurst
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While watching the Wallisch Project last night over some beers and joints I was asked a question. Id really like the newschoolers community to weigh in on the answer.

Would you give Wallisch a good ol blowjob for his magical powers? Complete switch, you steal his powers and he gets your skiing powers, location of mountain and everything.
Nov 24 2013 12:21PM
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TheButterHashira
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Lol at skiboss posting this thread up on FB

https://www.facebook.com/officialtannerhall
Dec 4 2013 8:49PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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yeah because after i stomp some of toms tricks ill get so much blow it will be un fucking believable
Dec 4 2013 8:50PM
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coldcuts69
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Dec 4 2013 9:01PM
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40oz.
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Hahahaha op likes penis
Dec 4 2013 9:13PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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THall took this thread WAY too seriously. He's bringing in all this stuff about how you can be a good skier and have a woman that loves you and stuff like that. haha! But it's kind of an easy question. If you think about it, if you can spend like 2 and a half minutes of your life blowing a guy, you could spend the rest of your life with super gnarly ski skills?? Hell yeah I'd do it.

and by the way, I just estimated the amount of time it would take Tom Wallisch to finish, but I bet I could make it a really good one just to get it over with.
Dec 4 2013 9:18PM
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blumpsquad
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Id give him a blumpkin for sure
Dec 4 2013 9:18PM
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OnlySnowboarder
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How am I supposed to convince my fellow broboarders that skiing is cool when this is going on???
Dec 4 2013 11:44PM
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errrka
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Yes, yes I would.
Dec 4 2013 11:49PM
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Amarino
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Wallys girlfriend must be a pretty good skier.
Dec 4 2013 11:49PM
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40oz.
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Would you suck his wang just because? No magical powers included.
Dec 4 2013 11:54PM
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toiletstore
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I would gladly suck any penis for the skiing abilities of Tom.
Dec 4 2013 11:56PM
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STwoops
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This is a pretty obvious choice for girls. Would it be over beer and joints? and would the toms walnuts be part of this package deal?
Dec 5 2013 12:00AM
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Jessie406
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yup. if i stayed me.. and had his skiing abilities. hell yea lol
Dec 5 2013 12:11AM
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Jibking1
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Easy For Any Names
Dec 5 2013 12:15AM
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TheSkiingUnicorn
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Yes. Yes i would.
Dec 5 2013 1:15AM
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joris.blanc
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Maybe just jealous he is not the one getting blown for his skillzzzz !
Dec 5 2013 1:33AM
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.frenchy
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Nah, T-Hall is pretty fucking beast.


Look at his medals.
Dec 5 2013 7:20AM
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galardogod
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No one in this thread has said no homo yet. So i gues i will speak for (almost) every one. No Homo
Dec 5 2013 7:44AM
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T-Sin
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Thanks for telling us that your were irrelevantly smoking joints and drinking beer homie.........kinda bad ass
Dec 5 2013 8:49AM
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40oz.
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You're a loser. :) not really I just felt the need to call you one, but actually inhaling the weed joint and doing X amount of beers is in all reality what led to this homo as fuck question being asked! So irrelevant? Well let's just say if OP hadn't included those details then I would quite possibly believe we have some serious gay problems.
Dec 5 2013 9:26AM
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powerbong2000
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Facebook response to this shit is almost as dumb as this thread itself. Tanner getting all homophobic and like "this is a bad look for free skiing." Looks like someone has deep seeded homoerotic feelings and doesn't want to be outed.
Dec 5 2013 9:44AM
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Davy.Crockett
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cause then it would be gay
Dec 5 2013 11:36AM
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RimJobber
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He deleted all my comments and blocked me from his page. He also made fun of my skiing ability. I was bullied by SKIBOSS. I'm just another statistic now.


Also, Tanner would defs blow Wally not for his skiing ability, but for his ankles.
Dec 5 2013 12:20PM
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yuck
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god the comments tanner left on that fb post are redonk. didnt expect tanner to get so pussywhipped but THANK YOU KIRSTEN POULSEN FOR BEING YOU. and giving tanner great blowjobs, so he doesnt need to give blowjobs.. or get blowjobs... or ...

i dont even know what were talking about anymore
Dec 5 2013 1:37PM
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Casey
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Thousands of kids on NS do it every day for no reward whatsoever
Dec 5 2013 2:03PM
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DrewPeacock
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in what dimension are you 1000 kids
Dec 5 2013 2:13PM
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Casey
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Joke ruiner
Dec 5 2013 2:44PM
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CBoro
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i would do it, tom can future spin
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Dec 5 2013 5:23PM
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jensen
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wanna know how I know you're gay?
Dec 5 2013 5:46PM
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BonusNo413
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I showed my non skier friend the so far so hood edit and he asked me if i'd fuck him to gain his powers straight up haha. to be the best skier in the world... i don't know if i'd do it
Dec 5 2013 6:45PM
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MontanaMuggin
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I'd do some fucked up things to get tom wallisch powers.
Dec 5 2013 7:07PM
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gunnagetwhooped
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I dont think he would let you give him a bj...
Dec 5 2013 7:51PM
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a_lurker
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well this thread is fucking weird
Dec 5 2013 8:43PM
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LiLKush
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Its really just a question to whether you're willing suck a fuckin dick to be fuckin trill at skiing. I'm strait. id fuckin do er. Plus that ezzy money baby
Dec 5 2013 9:28PM
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QuinnBestwick
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how many beers and joints are you really going to get in during a nine minute movie
Dec 5 2013 11:09PM
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40oz.
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I could smoke about 7 beers and do 3 or 4 weed hash doobie joint blunts, I mean get real
Dec 5 2013 11:24PM
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seward
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i know when im sitting around watching ski movies the first thing i do is rank in order which pros peeners i would put in and around my mouth.
Dec 6 2013 9:32AM
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ny300z
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your friend is sketchy for asking said question and your even sketchier for giving it thought and posting a thread about it
Dec 6 2013 10:05AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Mods totally would, that's why they allow threads like this but delete threads that are half as tasteful but mention no homosexual acts.
Dec 6 2013 10:59AM
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40oz.
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Jesus just stop posting in this faggot fucking thread
Dec 6 2013 11:04AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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...
Dec 6 2013 11:16AM
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ThaLorax
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How does it feel to know you're going to get banned?
Dec 7 2013 12:45AM
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Willgum
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I havent seen Jesus post anything
Dec 7 2013 12:49AM
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Kretzschmar
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bump
Jun 21 2014 10:58PM
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S.J.W
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Someone at any of the summer camps try to ask Wallisch about this thread and film it on the sly.
Jun 22 2014 7:14AM
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APunx176
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ya
Jun 22 2014 5:32PM
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gerbear
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How the hell has no one brought up the most important question:

Would you have to swallow??
Jun 22 2014 9:18PM
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frickindarn
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Wait... Do I get his current powers and have to keep rehabbing my knee? Or do I get his futuristic powers In a few months when he returns and FUCKING slays the whole ski world?!
Jun 22 2014 10:20PM
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Kretzschmar
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Never forget this was the thread that made THALL quit NS lol

Feb 22 2016 1:44PM
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Mingg
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I volunteer
Feb 22 2016 1:53PM
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