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Someone asked me a question last night...

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Blurst
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While watching the Wallisch Project last night over some beers and joints I was asked a question. Id really like the newschoolers community to weigh in on the answer.

Would you give Wallisch a good ol blowjob for his magical powers? Complete switch, you steal his powers and he gets your skiing powers, location of mountain and everything.
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CrotchKiller
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no
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Turkelton
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on a scale of 1 to Elton John, how gay was this guy?
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Mr.Sloth
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Why would I steal his ability?

I'd give him a blowy just for the story though. HMU Wally
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Kretzschmar
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well lets see here

I cant future spin

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Wallisch Can

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Future Spins get you paid (and laid)

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Lets not forget about the Olympics

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So sure, I'd blow TWall for his skiing powers.
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gombo8
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does the whole entire world find out that two people are literally switching bodies and lifestyles for sex or is it a private thing...IF i dont end up on CNN of Good Morning America then im down, possible gold medal shot....yeah that life is worth the massive repression
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Blurst
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Yah the whole world and newschoolers picks up on it.
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SkiThe603
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wait wait wait....if i blow TomWallnutz I get his mystic powers.

YES FUCK YES
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cwillygood
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do i have to swallow?
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mnskier.
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So I would be giving my self a blowjob? It's a complete switch, after all.
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7-11_Slurpee
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Tom reading this thread:
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deleted5
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depends what do his vinegar strokes look like? Insert t-wall gif here.
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7-11_Slurpee
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[IMG]https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/popups/viewimage.php?media=Click for larger imageg[/IMG]
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hot.pocket
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TheBigApple
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you guys are fucking weird
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snowmosexual
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But then you wouldn't be allowed to compete in the Olympics because you gave pretzel king a blowjob
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WU-sconsin
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Such a dilemma here.... If I was straight shitfaced just so I wouldn't remember
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ThaLorax
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Thovex is much easier on the eyes and a better all round skier. I'd hate myself if I got stuck skiing park the rest of my life.
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mski
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Will Tom be trying to "steal" his powers back?
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Iraq_Lobster
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im pretty sure walish has some backcountry segs
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Chewy.
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Blowing Tom won't make you any more talented. Trust me, I tried. Didn't work.
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suup
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Nope
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nine50seven
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I wonder what toms reaction is going to be when he sees this.
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Troy.
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Yeah I'd totally do that. No questions asked.
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eliaswhite89
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First of all ,you guys are tottaly gay. Secondly be carefull of your buddy with the beers the weed and stuff he might want to take your mystical powers someday!!!!
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Crispy.
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I'd give Wallisch 50 blowjobs for his skiing powers, but not anymore than that.
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louie.mirags
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I can't promise it would be good, but yeah.
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John18_6
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I bet it would taste salty... Like pretzels...
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CrotchKiller
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pow jump shots*
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bakerpunk
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how about tom blows me and keeps his powers.
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TRASHTALK
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TRASHTALK
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also, this...
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BBurt
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I think you'd be gay not too
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Spinoza
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this
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deleted5
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FINE guys ill do it Click for larger image
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pastysmasher
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You ain't gonna get any powers by spitting em' all over the floor.
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coldcuts69
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Lol CREWSOLDIER UD MAD BRO
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dvx100
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.Duncan.
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TANNER IS SAD FOR NEWSCHOOLERS.COM GUYS, STOP WITH THIS UBER GAY HOMO TALK.
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ModMommy
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Hell fucking yes. I want dat steeze.
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fortyvalve
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Tanner Hall does not approve of this thread
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.frenchy
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shut up nerd
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Substitute
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He does
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icculus.
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tanner hall is just jealous
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Substitute
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Freddie Mercury would have.
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MountainManDan
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yes yes a million times yes.
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Lemuel
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Why is this downvoted? People clearly have not seen anything from Field Prod.
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jibbpeter
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this is fucking hillarious
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steezburgereddie
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easy for the pink names
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