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Someone asked me a question last night...

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Blurst
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While watching the Wallisch Project last night over some beers and joints I was asked a question. Id really like the newschoolers community to weigh in on the answer.

Would you give Wallisch a good ol blowjob for his magical powers? Complete switch, you steal his powers and he gets your skiing powers, location of mountain and everything.
Nov 24 2013 12:21PM
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CrotchKiller
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no
Nov 24 2013 12:22PM
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Turkelton
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on a scale of 1 to Elton John, how gay was this guy?
Nov 24 2013 12:26PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Why would I steal his ability?

I'd give him a blowy just for the story though. HMU Wally
Nov 24 2013 12:27PM
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Kretzschmar
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well lets see here

I cant future spin

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Wallisch Can

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Future Spins get you paid (and laid)

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Lets not forget about the Olympics

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So sure, I'd blow TWall for his skiing powers.
Nov 24 2013 12:37PM
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gombo8
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does the whole entire world find out that two people are literally switching bodies and lifestyles for sex or is it a private thing...IF i dont end up on CNN of Good Morning America then im down, possible gold medal shot....yeah that life is worth the massive repression
Nov 24 2013 1:16PM
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Blurst
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Yah the whole world and newschoolers picks up on it.
Nov 24 2013 1:24PM
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SkiThe603
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wait wait wait....if i blow TomWallnutz I get his mystic powers.

YES FUCK YES
Nov 24 2013 7:35PM
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cwillygood
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do i have to swallow?
Nov 24 2013 7:55PM
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mnskier.
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So I would be giving my self a blowjob? It's a complete switch, after all.
Nov 24 2013 7:58PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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Tom reading this thread:
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Nov 24 2013 8:02PM
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deleted5
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depends what do his vinegar strokes look like? Insert t-wall gif here.
Nov 24 2013 8:03PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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[IMG]https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/popups/viewimage.php?media=Click for larger imageg[/IMG]
Nov 24 2013 8:06PM
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hot.pocket
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Nov 24 2013 9:13PM
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TheBigApple
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you guys are fucking weird
Nov 24 2013 11:08PM
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snowmosexual
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But then you wouldn't be allowed to compete in the Olympics because you gave pretzel king a blowjob
Nov 24 2013 11:12PM
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WU-sconsin
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Such a dilemma here.... If I was straight shitfaced just so I wouldn't remember
Nov 24 2013 11:15PM
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ThaLorax
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Thovex is much easier on the eyes and a better all round skier. I'd hate myself if I got stuck skiing park the rest of my life.
Nov 24 2013 11:16PM
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mski
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Will Tom be trying to "steal" his powers back?
Nov 24 2013 11:19PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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im pretty sure walish has some backcountry segs
Nov 24 2013 11:45PM
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Chewy.
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Blowing Tom won't make you any more talented. Trust me, I tried. Didn't work.
Nov 24 2013 11:54PM
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suup
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Nope
Nov 25 2013 12:01AM
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nine50seven
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I wonder what toms reaction is going to be when he sees this.
Nov 25 2013 12:25AM
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Troy.
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Yeah I'd totally do that. No questions asked.
Nov 25 2013 12:43AM
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eliaswhite89
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First of all ,you guys are tottaly gay. Secondly be carefull of your buddy with the beers the weed and stuff he might want to take your mystical powers someday!!!!
Nov 25 2013 5:42AM
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Crispy.
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I'd give Wallisch 50 blowjobs for his skiing powers, but not anymore than that.
Nov 25 2013 6:20AM
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louie.mirags
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I can't promise it would be good, but yeah.
Nov 25 2013 6:27AM
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John18_6
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I bet it would taste salty... Like pretzels...
Nov 25 2013 10:28AM
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CrotchKiller
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pow jump shots*
Nov 25 2013 10:32AM
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bakerpunk
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how about tom blows me and keeps his powers.
Nov 25 2013 9:14PM
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TRASHTALK
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Nov 25 2013 9:23PM
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TRASHTALK
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also, this...
Nov 25 2013 9:24PM
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BBurt
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I think you'd be gay not too
Nov 25 2013 9:38PM
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Spinoza
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this
Nov 25 2013 9:47PM
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deleted5
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FINE guys ill do it Click for larger image
Nov 25 2013 10:09PM
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pastysmasher
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You ain't gonna get any powers by spitting em' all over the floor.
Nov 26 2013 11:33AM
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coldcuts69
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Lol CREWSOLDIER UD MAD BRO
Dec 4 2013 7:54PM
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dvx100
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Dec 4 2013 7:55PM
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.Duncan.
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TANNER IS SAD FOR NEWSCHOOLERS.COM GUYS, STOP WITH THIS UBER GAY HOMO TALK.
Dec 4 2013 7:56PM
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ModMommy
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Hell fucking yes. I want dat steeze.
Dec 4 2013 7:57PM
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fortyvalve
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Tanner Hall does not approve of this thread
Dec 4 2013 7:58PM
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.frenchy
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shut up nerd
Dec 4 2013 7:58PM
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Substitute
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He does
Dec 4 2013 8:01PM
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icculus.
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tanner hall is just jealous
Dec 4 2013 8:03PM
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Substitute
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Freddie Mercury would have.
Dec 4 2013 8:11PM
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MountainManDan
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yes yes a million times yes.
Dec 4 2013 8:12PM
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Lemuel
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Why is this downvoted? People clearly have not seen anything from Field Prod.
Dec 4 2013 8:13PM
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jibbpeter
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this is fucking hillarious
Dec 4 2013 8:19PM
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steezburgereddie
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easy for the pink names
Dec 4 2013 8:35PM
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