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Home mountain run names

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wilson_seeds
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What are the most outrageously ridiculous home mountain run names on everyone's home hills? At my home mountain (bump), Terry Peak, our run names are lame. What cha got?
Nov 24 2013 1:20AM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
One of my personal favorites at my old hill, the main hill was called chicken, then there was a cat trail half way down the hill you could take to get off that was called chicken out.
Nov 25 2013 1:14PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Valhalla, The Jet, Green Beret
Nov 25 2013 1:25PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
Everyone mountain has at least one run named "connector"
Nov 25 2013 1:26PM
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jacksonschor
Posts: 44 - Karma: 1,041
Gema - Waterville Valley
Nov 25 2013 1:29PM
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RubberSoul
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THE BONEYARD at waterville is a great name
Nov 25 2013 1:40PM
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Tree60
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yeah dude, meadows names suck. Middle fork? More like middle Dork...
Nov 25 2013 1:50PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Connector, link, or traverse. There WILL be one of the three in a trail name at any hill, I guarantee it.
Nov 25 2013 2:16PM
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BigScaryLarry
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PDF at mount snow on the north face. it stands for Pretty Damn Fast.
Cloud nine is pretty cool.
Yard Sale just cuz its ironic
Tree trail called Dark Side of the Moon
Nov 25 2013 2:29PM
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Slush
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 12,942
Wandering yeti
Nov 25 2013 3:43PM
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GANDALF
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Some good names we have are Canucks Deluxe, Willows Pillows, Pea Gardens, Gordy's Gulch
Nov 25 2013 4:15PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
A, B, C, D, R chutes. creative as fuuuu

Nov 25 2013 4:22PM
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309
Squirrel Trail, Lower Terminal, Nancy Bobby Shutes, Hagen Hill, Rocken Blue, Skid Road etc etc
Nov 25 2013 4:29PM
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309
and our park - Top Phlight
Nov 25 2013 4:32PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Arnold's Run... After Arnold Schwarzenegger..... I hate Sun Valley!
Nov 25 2013 4:33PM
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GrahamGould
Posts: 713 - Karma: 2,439
Theres this pretty gnarly coloir outside of telluride called the hairy banana
Nov 25 2013 5:06PM
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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
Not too out of the ordinary but at jay there's Valhalla. One of my favorite movies as well
Nov 25 2013 5:39PM
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Nikolic
Posts: 219 - Karma: 1,915
Ogorjelica and poljice. /thread
Nov 25 2013 5:47PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
Cannon's got a run called Blue Ball
Nov 25 2013 9:28PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
At the mountain I grew up at, you knew people were not locals / diehard skiers when they would call the runs by their actual name. All the real skiers knew the names were one, two, three, four, and five haha. Only a few trails were called by their trailmap name.
Nov 25 2013 9:33PM
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Woodhouse
Posts: 390 - Karma: 160
Fernie used to have a bike trail (still might exist) called Osama Been Loggin
Nov 26 2013 12:35PM
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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
Stratton has shredwood forest or something like that. kind of a cool name
Nov 26 2013 4:32PM
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MontanaMade
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glory hole
Jun 1 2014 12:31PM
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Craigskis
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Tommy Pic is the actual name on the map, but everyone knew it as DOA (dead on arrival)
Jun 1 2014 12:35PM
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.CJ.
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penutbutrnjellymy mt has gay names like "lady slipper" and "1 bowl", "2 bowl" etc..

If i were ever in charge of naming runs, there would be:


Smokers bowl (blue square that feels like double black)Chinese downhill (top to bottom of course. motorcycle helmets and weapons required.)
Bouncing betty (violently icy mogul run)

XXX Sex Orgy (the name of the park, so parents dont take their fucking kids there)


I think we go to the same resort.

Some of the weirdest ones are My TV and I hear cars.
Jun 1 2014 4:36PM
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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
Juanitta is my favorite sloot at Killington
Jun 1 2014 7:29PM
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