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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
alright so i've been dating this girl for a couple years now and it's becoming more and more obvious that this will never work out in the long run (at least from my side of things). how do i break it off without a.) being a total dick or b.) dropping it on her out of nowhere
Nov 22 2013 10:27PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 849
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Nov 22 2013 10:29PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
change your facebook status to single and never contact her again.
Nov 22 2013 10:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
The day I take dating advice from you is the day I take dating advice from you...
Nov 22 2013 10:36PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
Be honest with her?

You may come off as a dick, but its better than giving her bullshit.

Fuck, she may even take the truth well if your lucky.
Nov 22 2013 10:39PM
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ReeferMonga
Posts: 387 - Karma: 385
Just don't be a pansy. I've learned that if you make it a clean cut kill, then there can be no room for faulter. If you mess around and take "breaks" and keep having sex with her then you will be emotionally screwed. The having no sex is so important. Literally. Stop having sex with her right now, and never go down that road until a year after it's all over as a booty call. That keeps you locked up for one, not caring about getting other pussy, and makes you have these long intimate moments that will in the short term change your mind. Sit her down old fashioned style, tell her that this will not work out, and that you don't want to see her anymore. Don't say we can still be friends, that's being a dick which is what we don't want (a clean cut kill)
Nov 22 2013 10:40PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Hack her facebook, change her status to single. Call her out on it. Refuse to believe her when she says it wasnt her. Break up.
Nov 22 2013 10:51PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Get girlfriend botox
Girlfriend is now hotter and worth sticking with
Stick with gf
Profit
Nov 22 2013 11:53PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Last year I told my girlfriend I thought she was annoying and to stop talking to me. Man elementary is so rough
Nov 23 2013 12:08AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
We all know your a virgin and have never had a girlfriend. Just tell her you care about her, but you don't want to spend the rest of your life with her You should see new people it's not hard.
Nov 23 2013 12:11AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,027
This. You hurt her more in the long run by pretending.
Nov 23 2013 12:13AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
haha why do you keep saying we, you're the only one constantly singling me out, pretty creepy dude. And you're*
Nov 23 2013 12:13AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Nope "we" as in everyone on this site knows you are fifteen, and would like to to go play in traffic. and yea I just got home on a Friday night sorry i used the wrong your.
Nov 23 2013 12:16AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4833 - Karma: -769
Find a new GF first its easier in a closed society like school if you have a GF still.  Once you've had your first kiss with said new girl its time to do the right thing and tell her.  At that stage whats done is done and if you've hooked up with another girl already she won't want you.


Heres my real advice: If you don't ahve the balls to break it off she might follow you to college and into the real world.  I know someone who didn't like his HS girlfriend and allowed her to transfer to our college when he didn't want her to(she got rejected out of hs) and didn't dump her after she cheated on him....and they are now married.  He was mad chill to just didn't have the back bone to chuck her (except when he was blacked out drunk then he'd fight anyone.)  He was the best looking of any of our group of friends too, I felt so bad for him when hed be sitting in a room with his ugly GF and her dimepiece friends who had tool boyfriends. 
Nov 23 2013 12:18AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Well saying everyone "knows" I'm fifteen wouldn't be correct because 1) I'm not fifteen I'm 12, and 2) like 80% of members are inactive. I just don't understand ever mixing up your and you're, just think about it before you post is all I'm saying man, just stop getting so butthurt about me being on this website, just relax jeezus
Nov 23 2013 12:21AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Go to meet her somewhere and tell her "we're done diddly done!". Start to walk backwards slowly away from her while you keep saying "diddly" progressively quieter. Do not break eye contact with her no matter what. Continue this until you get to your car and drive away. As soon as you get around the corner, text her "diddly".
Nov 23 2013 12:44AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
thats good and all but you forgot the most important part,
for the next month you have to text her "diddly" at 3 in morning every day.
Nov 23 2013 12:46AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
If you ens up getting lonely, just tell her "that diddly feelerino when you have no girlfriendino."

She should take you back.
Nov 23 2013 12:51AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Right I'm singling you out for no reason at all. Let's go over what you posted "Last year I told my girlfriend I thought she was annoying and to stop talking to me. Man elementary is so rough" not only was that not funny. It was in no way helpful, either start posting things that are relevant and have value, or get the fuck off this site. There's a reason your name came up, in the first five posts of the ban a member thread. If your feelings are still hurt feel free to cry to me over another p.m.
Nov 23 2013 12:51AM
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adzy
Posts: 151 - Karma: 370
I don't know why I found this so funny, I guess Friday nights will do that to you.
Nov 23 2013 12:51AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
End*
Nov 23 2013 12:59AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'm drunk and didn't read anything past the OP, so fuck off if this has already been said...

OP, man the fuck up. If you're not feeling it, fucking tell her. Don't beat around the bush and hang out in a relationship that's going nowhere. Just end it now.
Nov 23 2013 1:40AM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/mobile/forumread/id/390497/


Worked for that guy, and now he sounds happy as.. Tell me how it goes
Nov 23 2013 1:57AM
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squashmosh
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Nov 23 2013 3:21AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,027
Listen to the alias
Nov 23 2013 3:26AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
just f off. Im sorry but thats all i can say in non-expletive language.
Nov 23 2013 3:59AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
Yeah man you tell him!
Nov 23 2013 11:31AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
lol

and zzzskizzz I'm trying to tell my feelings weren't hurt at all, but your guys' must have. I pmed you as a joke, stop referring to that as if I was seriously trying to talk to you. If a comment sucks IYO, don't quote it maybe?
Nov 23 2013 11:33AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Of all the posts that I've seen in my life, this is definitely one of them.
Nov 23 2013 11:39AM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
no chance she will take it well but good advice
Nov 23 2013 11:50AM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
Dont forget to continuously give her the finger guns as youre walking backwards.
Nov 23 2013 12:03PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Better yet,

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Nov 23 2013 12:10PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Click for larger image please tell me what funny/hilarious joke you were going to make after this PM go ahead I'd love to hear it.
Nov 23 2013 12:38PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3062 - Karma: 17,471
Tell everyone that she has a smelly vagina. Things will eventually work out your way.

Worked for me.
Nov 23 2013 12:41PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?"
Nov 23 2013 3:10PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2394 - Karma: -12,160
why?
Nov 23 2013 3:18PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
wow its been a while since I have heard nada surf.
Nov 23 2013 3:18PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
just listened to proximity effect on my way to work. long live the 90s
Nov 23 2013 4:12PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
But on the real, why do you feel like its never going to work out?
Nov 23 2013 4:34PM
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trill
Posts: 297 - Karma: 1,670
Ok what you have to do is casually drive past her house with her in the car and say super casually "thats where my ex lives" then just slow down and let her out the car. She will get the picture.
Nov 23 2013 5:07PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
God dammit you cant just leave us hanging like that
Nov 23 2013 5:24PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese
Nov 23 2013 5:26PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,347
ha.lol
Nov 23 2013 5:28PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
haha i was just going to go with it I guess, I knew you wouldn't respond like the bitch you are, you can only talk to me in a public forum because you're a pussy
Nov 23 2013 7:38PM
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the.hellion.
Posts: 861 - Karma: 698
Be honest and when you're done don't fuck around. Don't talk to her, don't 'see how she's doing', don't answer her if she goes apeshit. Let her be hurt and angry and if it gets bad tell her you're sorry but this is something you just have to do. Life fucking sucks sometimes but the best thing you could do is stand your ground and don't be a bitch no matter what she does.
Nov 23 2013 7:46PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
The gauntlet has been set...
Nov 23 2013 7:47PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
So they don't get confused with feminists.
Nov 23 2013 7:51PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
a couple years in and you're not already in "the long run?"
Nov 23 2013 7:51PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
idk how to embed this
Nov 23 2013 7:51PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
It actually makes you the pussy for pm'ing him....nice try though
Nov 23 2013 7:59PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
you don't need to do either of those things.

1. grow distant, speak to her rarely for a few weeks. 2. break up with her.

it's going to hurt any way you do it, so at least let her know it's coming.
Nov 23 2013 8:00PM
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