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Inventions you thought of, but someone else created it before you could

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niskyallstar
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What things have you invented but someone else created. Mine was heelys. Those shoes with wheels on the bottom.
Nov 21 2013 9:43AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding?
Nov 21 2013 9:47AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
dildo on a power drill


I could have been a millionaire....
Nov 21 2013 9:50AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1912797983/orbitkey-love-your-keys

This damn thing. Me and my brother wanted to make one and then they did, exactly like we wanted to.

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Nov 21 2013 10:01AM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
These things:
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We had duct taped a lighter to one of our season pass leashes and attached it to our bong, greatest invention ever. Couple months later they started popping up in gas stations all around us.
Nov 21 2013 10:01AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
If I had less keys I would really want that.

Nov 21 2013 10:02AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
probably wouldve lost money inventing that junk
Nov 21 2013 10:15AM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
It was a time called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground.
Nov 21 2013 10:17AM
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Willskiforfree
Posts: 929 - Karma: 3,167
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This thing, except it came out better than i expected.
Nov 21 2013 10:19AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
Cooler with wheels
Nov 21 2013 10:34AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
Inventing or producing? Usually when you invent something you just sell the patent to a company that already has the means of production and economies of scale to product such a dumpy little item as a lighter on a leash

If he wanted to produce that himself, yes he most likely would have lost a shit ton of money without some serious VC money. Inventing something like that? Only would have lost a few hundred in raw materials and patent costs
Nov 21 2013 10:35AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,356
solid gold dildos
Nov 21 2013 10:39AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
yeah thats what i meant. theres no harm in an idea. but trying to build a business of that product wouldve been bad
Nov 21 2013 10:53AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
notice the goggle tan on the guy on the right? outski him to show him.
Nov 21 2013 10:59AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,351
you have but tell it again
Nov 21 2013 12:57PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Heated steering wheel, electric supercharger
Nov 21 2013 11:55PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049
Self refrigerating pillow
Nov 21 2013 11:59PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
Thought about this in the 5th grade trying to charge alot of remote control cars on christmas, looked into it last year and shit my pants seeing as it was a invention.
Nov 22 2013 12:06AM
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Holte
Posts: 10747 - Karma: 7,859
Oh man I think about this stuff all the time. Like seriously all the time.
"Oh that's a brilliant idea, I wonder if anybody has thought of this yet, I should google it. DAMN IT 70 PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE PATENTS."

Those gloves with iPhone compatibility
Couch slipcovers
Shots of alcohol in plastic pouches
FarmVille
Shower clocks
Shower beer holders
Snuggies
Automatic curtain openers
Skateboard locks
Self tuning guitars

I seriously have a list on my phone called Things I Wish I Invented But Didn't.
Nov 22 2013 1:41AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Back in third grade I thought up the concept of the ferrari 458. Wouldn't ya know it, those fuckers over at ferrari fuckin stole it and I recieve no recognition at all.
Nov 22 2013 1:50AM
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GiganticCircle
Posts: 82 - Karma: -337
Animal print ski pants/jackets. Wait.. Where the FUCK can I get my hands on a cow jacket?
Nov 22 2013 1:54AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,804
Tinder, though I never really thought of the basic way they've got of only having people that both like each other match without knowing until they do.

Solo shot had always been an idea of mine but never presumed it'd be possible cheaply enough.

Afaik that's all.
Nov 22 2013 8:34AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
that's right, you guessed it - Dildos! just straight up dillies, not on a power drill, not made of gold, but the original-no-nonsense-girl's-best-friend dilly.
Nov 22 2013 9:00AM
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Bassage.
Posts: 512 - Karma: 822
Sockets, they are socks with pockets to hold your chapstick or other small items when you have no pockets. Pretty ridiculous but i thought it was awesome.
Nov 22 2013 10:35AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
my best invention was gunwale clips for canoers / kayakers. although no product exists on the market, some lady patented basically the exact thing i was thinking of - a clip that attaches to the gunwale of a canoe or the edge of the cockpit on a kayak that you can clip your paddle into for portaging and shit like that


also, i thought up something really similar to this, but found out it is already a thing...

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basically just a lightweight flat-folding fire grate for camping. not as a replacement for lpg/naptha fuel stoves, but an alternative for cooking on fires
Nov 22 2013 11:11AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,459
I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. Stumpy had to go!
Nov 22 2013 11:16AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
10/10 would buy simply based on your obvious yet clever name for them
Nov 22 2013 11:18AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52091 - Karma: 167,790
Snow bikes. Not sure when that shit got rolling though. I could have already been behind but I drew up plans when I was little. Other things that I forgot about.
Nov 22 2013 11:19AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52091 - Karma: 167,790
My best invention was napster. I invented it in college but my roomate stole it while I was sleeping. What a dick.
Nov 22 2013 11:20AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,027
Pretty sure I literally thought of the exact same concept with the exact same name, that's fucking weird holy shit
Nov 22 2013 11:22AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
newschoolers

oh wait i was born after it was created
Nov 22 2013 11:24AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,274
I made one of those out of a broken park multitool. Held 3 keys and looked awesome
Nov 22 2013 11:33AM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Y did u think that?
Nov 22 2013 11:36AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,164
Nobody has copyrighted this yet but I have a machine that my cousin made that creates the perfect walking taco. He died 4 years ago and I still have it. Its my pride and joy
Nov 22 2013 11:37AM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
what the fuck is a walking taco
Nov 22 2013 11:44AM
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.nasty
Posts: 10595 - Karma: 11,311
thanks for the idea!
Nov 22 2013 11:46AM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5676 - Karma: 4,297
I had come up with a way to monitor polymer growth spectroscopically while doing some project for a class, except then I found out people actually already did it that way so I wasn't as original as I thought.

Except now I can't remember what it was. Something to do with growing it off a gold plate, it was like a year ago... This is gonna bother me all day now.
Nov 22 2013 2:43PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
Saxx..
Nov 22 2013 3:52PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
The peanut butter hot dog.
Nov 22 2013 4:04PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
masturbation...i thought i was a genius.
Nov 22 2013 4:06PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
wireless DSLR tether with matching app that operates on it's own wifi hotspot. started trying to dev it 2 years ago but nothing came of it.. one came out on the market like 4 months ago.
Nov 22 2013 4:16PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
i originally drew up the plans for the International space station but fucking NASA stole my idea!
Nov 22 2013 4:16PM
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