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A pen in the butt

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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
Today at work something disturbing happened..
I work at the bmw dealership and today one lf the females i worked with snuck up behind me while i was talking to some coworkers. She proceded to stick her pen up my butt. Although my pants were in the way ot was forceful, as i turned around she looked me in the eyes and licked the pen.

I want to get back at her but how? But i feel like with someone that fucked she will never stop. I dont kmow what to do...
Also no she is not attractive in the least and the pee in her butt option is out of the picture im pretty sure she has anul warts or some fucked up disease.
Nov 20 2013 11:45PM
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Anathema
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curb stomp that bitch
Nov 20 2013 11:47PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Punch her in the face.
Nov 20 2013 11:47PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Shit on her desk
Nov 20 2013 11:48PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
Stick your wee wee in her pee pee, that'll show her
Nov 20 2013 11:48PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Pour very sticky drink on her desk. All over the desk. Everywhere on the desk. Make sure you cover the desk. If the desk is not entirely engulfed in sticky beverage this plan fails. Know the desk. Be the desk. Let the desk flow through your veins.
Nov 20 2013 11:50PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
And by "sticky drink" he means your jizz.
Nov 20 2013 11:51PM
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Cudder.
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like a boss
Nov 20 2013 11:51PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Idk but that seems like a legitimate smakabitch offense
Nov 20 2013 11:51PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 7,858
Fist her butt when she's not looking
Nov 20 2013 11:54PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Stick a porcupine between her cleavage
Nov 20 2013 11:55PM
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youngdtay
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Report
Nov 20 2013 11:57PM
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49566738265
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I am extremely disappointed it took this long for someone to suggest a good old fashioned butt pissing.
Nov 20 2013 11:59PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
Well if you "get back at her", she will probably perceive it as you flirting with her, and then it will never stop.
Nov 21 2013 12:02AM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
ahem, please refer to OP's post..
"pee in her butt option is out of the picture im pretty sure she has anul warts or some fucked up disease."

Nov 21 2013 12:05AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Until OP fucks her and chucks her, so honestly OP you're gonna end up getting nasty and sweaty and in her case oozy whether you want to or not.
Nov 21 2013 12:13AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
You should have tightened your sphincter to show that you enjoyed it.
Nov 21 2013 12:14AM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2205 - Karma: 4,858
Not if the payback is mean or insulting
Nov 21 2013 12:21AM
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ONTerriible
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How to get back at her? Report her for sexual harassment, boom! fired!
Nov 21 2013 12:22AM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
no. its a PEE in the butt
Nov 21 2013 12:22AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
pics
Nov 21 2013 12:23AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,998
If her name is debra, you must do this.
Nov 21 2013 12:25AM
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NinetyFour
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Username and icon relevant to the thread.
Nov 21 2013 12:47AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
counter-attack by sticking a knife up her butt
Nov 21 2013 1:24AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
The question that nobody's asked... OP, did you like it?
Nov 21 2013 1:28AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
Get a mod to ban her and change her karma to 69
Nov 21 2013 1:31AM
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JAHpow
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The absolute first thing you should have done.
Nov 21 2013 1:34AM
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Bart.Man
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I'm assuming the dealership you work at operates under prison rules. According to prison rules, you are now her bitch and must answer to her every demand. Only thing to do now is find some other person to make your bitch.

Suck it up and move on with your life as a bitch, bitch.
Nov 21 2013 1:52AM
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Weeezy
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If you have personal lockers, put a suction cup dildo on the door that thwamps her in the face
Nov 21 2013 2:01AM
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Bachto
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Nov 21 2013 2:48AM
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
GET HER FIRED. SHE DOESNT DESERVE NORMALCY IN LIFE.
Nov 21 2013 3:47AM
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triss
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She old school quadafi'd you. Use guns and violence
Nov 21 2013 6:38AM
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Wallisch_pl
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pics are required now
Nov 21 2013 7:25AM
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CliffyByro
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Nov 21 2013 7:49AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I can't get over the fact that she licked it... What did your co workers do?
Nov 21 2013 7:54AM
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TreeJ
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bust a nut on her keyboard yo
Nov 21 2013 7:58AM
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SFB
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more importantly op do you get sweet deals on bmws, and do you have one?
Nov 21 2013 10:46AM
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7-11_Slurpee
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A pen in the butt is worth two in the bush if you catch my drift
Nov 21 2013 11:01AM
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GayWolf420
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definitely have her stick a sharpie up hers
Nov 21 2013 11:04AM
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Tinga
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tell her you didn't appreciate it and she should not pursue further actions like that in the future.
Nov 21 2013 11:19AM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
I would report her but thats to easy. I neeed to do something that isnt sexual though so she wont rape me.
Nov 21 2013 12:29PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
seriously post a pic and then we can give you ideas we want to know how severe the case of ugly is
Nov 22 2013 9:52AM
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GiganticCircle
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If I could only upload pics
Nov 22 2013 10:12AM
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