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The Asshole Test

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SnowCoast
Posts: 1991 - Karma: 14
Maddox's Asshole Test, very amusing.
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'And the winner of this years Orage Masters is...me bitch!'

- Snoopkael Deschdog WSKI106
Dec 2 2004 7:20PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
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'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI



'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
Dec 2 2004 7:31PM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
i got 25, and if i was a parent i rekon id have about 100
Dec 2 2004 11:33PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
I got a 10. Damn Titanic.
-CraigeD
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Dec 2 2004 11:37PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
30

'20 points if you made a mean face at a baby'


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Dec 2 2004 11:37PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
5. haha i have a friend whose mom is handicapped so we use it.
STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!!! 'Eat the poor'
Dec 2 2004 11:44PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
^So... wouldn't that be ten, then? Parked in a Hanicapped spot = 5 points + another five for not being handicapped yourself.

I got an 80. Eh. I...

...laughed once during Saving Private Ryan.
...have told an anorexic girl she was fat (little sister).
...often think about driving through a crowd of people (especially the elderly... It'd be benefitting society by getting rid of a bunch of idiot drivers).
...have encouraged a 'suicidal' person to go through with it (he was a self-mutilator, and I got sick of the bull shit... of course he never did; he just wanted attention).
...have cut in front of old people. Anyone on this site who denies ever doing so is lying.
...have parked in a handicapped spot when I wasn't handicapped (I do it often at the DMV, of all places; my mom works there).


Sarah
Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'
-Jay (rebel)

Dec 3 2004 12:09AM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
I got 75


yay skiing

Dec 3 2004 12:45AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
I don't need no fucking test!



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Dec 3 2004 1:05AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
A note to phrosty: don't waste your time.


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Dec 3 2004 1:06AM
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snowchick
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
125. all things considering, thats not that bad.
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you drink faster than a hurricane - cc
Dec 3 2004 1:28AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
GhostDragon got a 50.


Sarah
Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'
-Jay (rebel)

Dec 3 2004 3:18AM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
55

'alpinecowboy84, i wish you were deaf so you wouldnt make such useless posts'

- Timboskier

Dec 3 2004 5:48AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
aside from snowchick you're all pussies. 135


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Dec 3 2004 6:10AM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
80



member#13687


'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Dec 3 2004 6:28AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
0 im a nice dood what can i say




sms sess 4
Dec 3 2004 8:06AM
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Moses
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 564
40 bitches
Dec 3 2004 8:11AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
i got 140



- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'



'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'



'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'



'Teeter tooter...'
Dec 3 2004 11:59AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
^ i have great asshole potential yaaay



- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'



'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'



'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'



'Teeter tooter...'
Dec 3 2004 12:00PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
65
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Dec 3 2004 1:03PM
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Mike2.0
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 10
10 or 15 or something.
Dec 3 2004 2:08PM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
215
Dec 3 2004 2:14PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
100
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Pat



'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
Dec 3 2004 2:22PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
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well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 3 2004 4:50PM
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