Replying to My future ambitions to become a pirate

So recently I was laying in bed stoned as fuck pondering life. I realized I love exploring the world, seeing new things, and I honestly don't give a fuck about anything so fuck a normal life. I have came to the conclusion of being a pirate. At first I was just being a stoned fuck but after thinking it out , this path in life will lead me to be the happiest person. Out in the ocean there are no laws. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I will have the opportunity to be the captain of the ship and only include people that truly deserve to live the pirate life. If someone kills the vibe I'll just make them walk the plank. I plan on going to college and leading a normal life. Achieving a decent job. Working for a couple years to save up. Once I have accumulated enough money I will get a couple friends to throw down and we will design the ship and hire a company to build it. I plan on creating a ship that has about 5 floors and each floor about the size of one football field. There will be no expenses considering all food will come from the ocean and our path will be lead by the wind. I plan on having a nice pool, maybe a couple hot tubs. A shitton of fun ass recreational shit to do aboard ship. I will have an indoor/ outdoor grow op of the dankest nuggetrey so I will be set for life. Bitches aboarding the ship must be busty as fuq and always down to fuck. Yeah just wanted to share my pirate philosophy and what my badass plan in life is. Givin no fucks