My cat is stuck behind my wall

pat_in_the_hat

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why would you want to?

12 years ago

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SFB

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.44 magnum

12 years ago

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Charlie_Kelly

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more cats. Try smashing a hole in it and tying a dead bird to a string to get it out if more cats doesnt work.

12 years ago

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kevmac

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its a badass cat it just chills

12 years ago

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artfullydodged

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This, except instead of a football its your cat.

12 years ago

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henry_the_eighth

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGfCrcH9Gk

12 years ago

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kevmac

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but i cant reach the cat, there is a small hole in the wall to get to my water main shut off so im keeping that open maybe it will jump out

12 years ago

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lineskier10

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my cat will always come running when I shake his bag of food, try that

12 years ago

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ejm

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just wait him out a few hours, gunna get hungry or have to shit sooner or later.

12 years ago

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tuna

12 years ago

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MilaKunis

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It'll take a crane to get him out.

12 years ago

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kevmac

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maybe ill just put my dog back their and see if they will make me a catdog

12 years ago

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.Hugo.

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Shotgun should do the trick

12 years ago

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DockEllis

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Cat in the wall, eh? All right, now you're talking my language. I know this game.

12 years ago

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HuckNorris44

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Get high.....you'll find a creative solution

12 years ago

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Mr.Huck

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Kill your wife with an axe, seal her up in the wall for 4 days with the cat and then wait for the police to show up, and the cat to give away the location of the corpse by meowing loudly from inside the wall.

http://www.online-literature.com/poe/24/

12 years ago

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Phil-X-

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Youre gonna wanna get a rope and another cat, tie the rope to the cat and drop the new cat in the wall with the 2nd. The new cat will attract the first and you can pull um both right out

12 years ago

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whoa-dere

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what if the cat is gay

12 years ago

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nutz.

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then get a cat of the same gender

12 years ago

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CheddarJack

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Keep shoving other cats in until yours pops out

12 years ago

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JAHpow

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I loled

12 years ago

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Bart.Man

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Fuck you, Dee. Solve your own problems. Maybe use some of your bird-like attributes to draw him out.

12 years ago

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SterlingArcher

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lubrication.. lots of lubrication.

12 years ago

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paige.

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It could be longer than that. Our cat hid in the ceiling for 3 days one time.

12 years ago

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mski

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Burn that house down!

12 years ago

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theBearJew

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If by cat stuck behind the wall do you mean your cat crawled up into a tiny crawl space below your sink and got stuck? Cause that happened to me and I had to saw part of the cabinet away.

This is the only photo I can find from when it happened a few years ago.

12 years ago

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theBearJew

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Found another..

Stupid ex had to take in a stray kitten she saw. Well her sink got destroyed.

12 years ago

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kevmac

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no there is a small door in the middle of the wall and i had it opened to turn off the water and when i went to turn it back on it was back there and climbing all around and the only way for it to get out was through this little hole it looks like that

[IMG]hammerzone.com/archives/finishcarp/misc/ac_thru_wall/fcwnac42a_air_cond_hole.jpg[/IMG]

12 years ago

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DERS.

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best scene in television history

12 years ago

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Blurst

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I fucking hate cats.

12 years ago

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SFB

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nice one.

12 years ago

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chacha33

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Meow and massage the wall sexually until the wall becomes aroused and gives you the cat in return for sex

12 years ago

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Theskiingguy

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OP is actually Ralph...

12 years ago

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J_Christoph

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Pm parry..I believe he had a similar mishap with a squirrel recently so he may have some advice

12 years ago

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404404

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Well this really depends on a few things and if I had more information on the situation I could possibility help. Chances are you need a bird, and if that doesn't work then get another cat to flush the other cat out. If that cat isn't working get another.

12 years ago

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Dlud

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The CatDog Method

Release a dog in the wall, eventually they will be forced to mate for survival and the strength and cunning of the catdog will allow it to escape. You don't need a cat if you have a catdog.

The same results can be produced by substituting the dog for a different animal.

12 years ago

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PsychedelicMoose

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Go on youtube and search cat meowing videos, and blast it on full, usually cats will try to find the source.

12 years ago

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Willgum

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Throw in more cats so that it can climb the pile of cats

12 years ago

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squibble

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You'll need to read 50 shades of grey first. Next, go buy some lube and lubricate your fingers. Get into your car, get out. Now get back in and reverse a few feet. Relube your fingers and get back into the house. Get as close as you can to the cat and rub your fingers together, you'll need to seduce it, show it your butthole. Meow a little, but not too much.

fuck that, i'm not writing that shit anymore, but I know some kid will enjoy it.

Just talk to it until it comes out.

12 years ago

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Jeebus.

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Came here to post this, well done good sir, well done indeed.

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DockEllis

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I expected this thread to be about it's always sunny from the start. So of course, when I realized that was not the case, I had to post it, really didn't even have a choice.

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DockEllis

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UPDATE:

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