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My cat is stuck behind my wall

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kevmac
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how the fuck do i get it out
Nov 18 2013 1:50PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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why would you want to?
Nov 18 2013 1:51PM
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SFB
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.44 magnum
Nov 18 2013 1:52PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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more cats. Try smashing a hole in it and tying a dead bird to a string to get it out if more cats doesnt work.
Nov 18 2013 1:52PM
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kevmac
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its a badass cat it just chills
Nov 18 2013 1:53PM
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artfullydodged
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This, except instead of a football its your cat.
Nov 18 2013 1:54PM
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henry_the_eighth
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGfCrcH9Gk
Nov 18 2013 1:56PM
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kevmac
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but i cant reach the cat, there is a small hole in the wall to get to my water main shut off so im keeping that open maybe it will jump out
Nov 18 2013 1:56PM
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lineskier10
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my cat will always come running when I shake his bag of food, try that
Nov 18 2013 2:01PM
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ejm
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just wait him out a few hours, gunna get hungry or have to shit sooner or later.
Nov 18 2013 2:02PM
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_steezefiend8
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tuna
Nov 18 2013 2:11PM
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MilaKunis
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It'll take a crane to get him out.
Nov 18 2013 2:12PM
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kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172
maybe ill just put my dog back their and see if they will make me a catdog
Nov 18 2013 2:14PM
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.Hugo.
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Shotgun should do the trick
Nov 18 2013 2:15PM
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DockEllis
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Cat in the wall, eh? All right, now you're talking my language. I know this game.

Nov 18 2013 2:16PM
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HuckNorris44
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Get high.....you'll find a creative solution
Nov 18 2013 2:28PM
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Mr.Huck
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Kill your wife with an axe, seal her up in the wall for 4 days with the cat and then wait for the police to show up, and the cat to give away the location of the corpse by meowing loudly from inside the wall.

http://www.online-literature.com/poe/24/
Nov 18 2013 2:29PM
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Phil-X-
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Youre gonna wanna get a rope and another cat, tie the rope to the cat and drop the new cat in the wall with the 2nd. The new cat will attract the first and you can pull um both right out
Nov 18 2013 2:32PM
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whoa-dere
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what if the cat is gay
Nov 18 2013 2:47PM
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nutz.
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then get a cat of the same gender
Nov 18 2013 2:57PM
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CheddarJack
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Keep shoving other cats in until yours pops out
Nov 18 2013 2:58PM
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JAHpow
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I loled
Nov 18 2013 2:59PM
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Bart.Man
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Fuck you, Dee. Solve your own problems. Maybe use some of your bird-like attributes to draw him out.
Nov 18 2013 3:16PM
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SterlingArcher
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lubrication.. lots of lubrication.
Nov 18 2013 3:36PM
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Cotter
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Nov 18 2013 3:42PM
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paige.
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It could be longer than that. Our cat hid in the ceiling for 3 days one time.
Nov 18 2013 4:16PM
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mski
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Burn that house down!
Nov 18 2013 4:17PM
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theBearJew
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If by cat stuck behind the wall do you mean your cat crawled up into a tiny crawl space below your sink and got stuck? Cause that happened to me and I had to saw part of the cabinet away.

This is the only photo I can find from when it happened a few years ago.

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Nov 18 2013 4:29PM
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theBearJew
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Found another..

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Stupid ex had to take in a stray kitten she saw. Well her sink got destroyed.
Nov 18 2013 4:38PM
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kevmac
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no there is a small door in the middle of the wall and i had it opened to turn off the water and when i went to turn it back on it was back there and climbing all around and the only way for it to get out was through this little hole it looks like that
[IMG]hammerzone.com/archives/finishcarp/misc/ac_thru_wall/fcwnac42a_air_cond_hole.jpg[/IMG]
Nov 18 2013 7:33PM
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DERS.
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best scene in television history
Nov 18 2013 7:48PM
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Blurst
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I fucking hate cats.
Nov 18 2013 7:57PM
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SFB
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nice one.
Nov 18 2013 7:58PM
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chacha33
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Meow and massage the wall sexually until the wall becomes aroused and gives you the cat in return for sex
Nov 18 2013 8:25PM
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Theskiingguy
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OP is actually Ralph...
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Nov 18 2013 11:49PM
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J_Christoph
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Pm parry..I believe he had a similar mishap with a squirrel recently so he may have some advice
Nov 18 2013 11:54PM
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404404
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Well this really depends on a few things and if I had more information on the situation I could possibility help. Chances are you need a bird, and if that doesn't work then get another cat to flush the other cat out. If that cat isn't working get another.
Nov 18 2013 11:59PM
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Dlud
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The CatDog Method

Release a dog in the wall, eventually they will be forced to mate for survival and the strength and cunning of the catdog will allow it to escape. You don't need a cat if you have a catdog.

The same results can be produced by substituting the dog for a different animal.
Nov 19 2013 12:03AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Go on youtube and search cat meowing videos, and blast it on full, usually cats will try to find the source.
Nov 19 2013 12:14AM
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Willgum
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Throw in more cats so that it can climb the pile of cats
Nov 19 2013 1:00AM
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squibble
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You'll need to read 50 shades of grey first. Next, go buy some lube and lubricate your fingers. Get into your car, get out. Now get back in and reverse a few feet. Relube your fingers and get back into the house. Get as close as you can to the cat and rub your fingers together, you'll need to seduce it, show it your butthole. Meow a little, but not too much.

fuck that, i'm not writing that shit anymore, but I know some kid will enjoy it.

Just talk to it until it comes out.
Nov 19 2013 1:09AM
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Jeebus.
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Came here to post this, well done good sir, well done indeed.
Nov 19 2013 1:13AM
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DockEllis
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I expected this thread to be about it's always sunny from the start. So of course, when I realized that was not the case, I had to post it, really didn't even have a choice.
Nov 19 2013 8:57AM
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DockEllis
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UPDATE:

Nov 19 2013 9:05AM
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theabortionator
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Nov 19 2013 9:05AM
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kevmac
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i got the cat out everyone
Nov 19 2013 10:06AM
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Finkle
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Dead cat in a wall sounds smelly...youbtry putting some cat treats or something to lure him out? Sounds like a sticky situation.
Nov 19 2013 10:06AM
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Ski_Alot
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more info????
Nov 19 2013 10:35AM
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SFB
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dead or alive?
Nov 19 2013 10:37AM
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GIF
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Alive or dead?
Nov 19 2013 10:39AM
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Dhane
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step 1: buy dog
step 2: enjoy having a real pet
step 3: what cat?
Nov 19 2013 11:27AM
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