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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
The 2 sigs with the most up votes by the end of tomorrow will turn into my sig for the next 6 months. Do your best NS
Nov 14 2013 1:44PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
"My name is Jokes, i'm a bundle of sticks"
Nov 14 2013 1:45PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
free blumpkins, PM me
Nov 14 2013 1:46PM
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VoodooThursday
Posts: 257 - Karma: 793
my penis is so small it isn't even funny. Just medically fascinating.
Nov 14 2013 1:50PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Unzip my pants; my name is relevant.
Nov 14 2013 1:54PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Well I thought this was going to be much more popular.
Nov 14 2013 2:29PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I GOT BROKEN ANKLESSS, AAAaaahhhHHHEEEeeeeeaaaHHH!!! -THall
Nov 14 2013 2:30PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579

Jane is a solid 7

Nov 14 2013 2:33PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
poop
Nov 14 2013 2:34PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I make shitty threads.
Nov 14 2013 2:35PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
"I'm jokes, I suck dick for pure enjoyment"
Nov 14 2013 2:39PM
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corona
Posts: 12803 - Karma: 32,817
 
Nov 14 2013 2:44PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
POOP DICK
Nov 14 2013 2:48PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
"I literally cannot stop sucking dicks" - me
Nov 14 2013 3:06PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
"Does anyone know anything about genital warts? PM me."
Nov 14 2013 3:09PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
I'm ironic.
Nov 14 2013 4:21PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
"Times I have taken dick- 6969+"-op
Nov 14 2013 4:33PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
I thread shitty makes
Nov 14 2013 4:45PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i hate vaginas...a lot
Nov 14 2013 4:50PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
Start sig/
PM me for free jiberish and wu tang diecuts
/End sig

Prepare to be raped my PM's
Nov 14 2013 4:51PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Oh my god.
Nov 14 2013 5:22PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
" ^^^probably a dumb post^^^ "


also, Magnus is gonna get banned
Nov 14 2013 5:24PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
I'm near certain everything is allowed(not sure about illegal stuff) as long as you don't embed and say nsfw
Nov 14 2013 5:28PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
no
Nov 14 2013 5:30PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
Call me {insert your phone number here} and let me know how much you love me
Nov 14 2013 5:49PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
That's special. OP should do it.
Nov 14 2013 5:51PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
haha naaastttyyyyy
Nov 14 2013 5:51PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,444
"At first it was just 2 men, Then there were 4. Could I possibly even handle this many dicks? I've never tamed two dicks before, let alone 4." - Jokes
Nov 14 2013 5:54PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I hate butterslut's vagina... a lot
Nov 14 2013 5:57PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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Nov 14 2013 6:12PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,444
Does it have teeth?
Nov 14 2013 6:16PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
no
Nov 14 2013 6:17PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
This gif both scared the everloving shit out of me and made me piss myself with laughter at the same time.
Nov 14 2013 6:20PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
i heard it one bit of a guys head.
Nov 14 2013 6:20PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
im a human being
Nov 14 2013 6:23PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
With a shitty sense of humour ooooh
Nov 14 2013 6:26PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
if you don't think im funny, that's your problem.
Nov 14 2013 6:29PM
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elinde
Posts: 1470 - Karma: 3,059
My penis is so long and thin that it resembles spaghetti and I often have painful incidents at the dinner table while eating pasta for this very reason.
Nov 14 2013 6:29PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,444
*You're
Nov 14 2013 6:31PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
fuck off theron.
Nov 14 2013 6:35PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Yeah that's you are problem butterslut!
Nov 14 2013 6:42PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
"i dont really like women, but boy do i sure love men"-jokes.
Nov 14 2013 6:59PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,444
im gonna kick youre stupid ass, nerdface
Nov 14 2013 7:00PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
double post, but the way you worded that made no sense.
Nov 14 2013 7:02PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I was pointing out Theron's logic...
Nov 14 2013 7:47PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,200
You couldn't be more wrong.
Nov 14 2013 7:52PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,444
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Nov 14 2013 8:01PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Solid logic here people, take notes.
Nov 14 2013 8:02PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
hhahahah saving this one for future use.
Nov 14 2013 9:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
Im drunk and hate all of you
Nov 14 2013 10:39PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I LUV U TEW
Nov 14 2013 10:45PM
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