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Mayor Ford doesn't want to eat p*ssy

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Spinoza
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what a G




this was on live TV. seriously love it
Nov 14 2013 10:11AM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha tell it like it is dog!


his wife is at home just smiiiiiling
Nov 14 2013 10:13AM
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no_steeze
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Rob Ford is one of my top 3 favorite people
Nov 14 2013 10:17AM
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CaptainObvious.
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The reporter's reaction was priceless.
Nov 14 2013 10:23AM
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coolflash8
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Smoking crack sounds funny
Nov 14 2013 10:55AM
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Blurst
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Mayor Ford for conservative leadership in the next election.
Nov 14 2013 11:04AM
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Heart
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I'd vote for him.
Nov 14 2013 11:30AM
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Spinoza
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lol every time


Nov 14 2013 11:47AM
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bfulmer
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baller.
Nov 14 2013 11:49AM
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~Gotama~
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"i have more than enough to eat at home"

priceless.
Nov 14 2013 11:57AM
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corona
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I agree with the dude at the end: "I love that guy"


I wish my mayor was this exciting
Nov 14 2013 12:28PM
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Nieds
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I really wish Rob Ford was my mayor.
Nov 14 2013 12:29PM
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remove
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Same, I'd smoke some crack with him
Nov 14 2013 12:34PM
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Bart.Man
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Threads. That is amazing.
Nov 14 2013 12:36PM
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Backyard.Skier
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i love canadian municipal politics
Nov 14 2013 12:39PM
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whoa-dere
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toronto is so meh
Nov 14 2013 12:52PM
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Snowgoner
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the best part of that video is when he walks off wearing a Mayor Ford customized jersey hahaha
Nov 14 2013 1:03PM
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Blurst
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Toronto Argonaughts CFL "Mayor Ford" customized jersey suddenly becomes a hot item in the skiing world.
Nov 14 2013 1:16PM
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the.hellion.
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No shit he gets enough to eat at home. I'm surprised he hasn't gobbled up the wife and kids by now too.
Nov 14 2013 5:00PM
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adzy
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A true brotha
Nov 14 2013 5:12PM
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Spinoza
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bravo
Nov 14 2013 5:16PM
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alex=
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He's a boss in every aspect
Nov 14 2013 5:22PM
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GayWolf420
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Fuck it, let him keep his job.
Nov 14 2013 5:28PM
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PeppermillReno
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More people need to be like this guy society wouldn't be filled with so many pussies.

Nov 14 2013 7:50PM
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GayWolf420
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would of been tight if he capped it off with a "im out of this bitch"
Nov 14 2013 7:56PM
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theTRIBE101
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So proud to live in Toronto right now, Rob Ford is a big beauty.
Nov 14 2013 8:42PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 14 2013 8:46PM
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Weeezy
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Click for larger imageI think this sums up his entire life for the past few months
Nov 14 2013 10:24PM
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Spinoza
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^^^SOUNDBOARD^^^
Nov 18 2013 6:49PM
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squashmosh
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Wish he had been holding a microphone that he could have dropped before walking off.
Nov 18 2013 6:54PM
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GayWolf420
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Seriously, this dude puts Kwamee Kilpatrick to shame. He's a living legend.
Nov 18 2013 6:56PM
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Wallisch_pl
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hahaha how is he still a mayor
Nov 18 2013 7:00PM
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GayWolf420
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CNN's saying they just now stripped him of most powers. What a hell of a run for him.
Nov 18 2013 7:02PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Thank god, I mean him being a dumbass is funny and all, but if I lived in Toronto I'd be outraged
Nov 18 2013 7:03PM
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TechnoPotamus
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they'll never take away all of it

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Nov 18 2013 7:04PM
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Blurst
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They took his aides, his money, his emergency mayoral powers. Pretty all much everything but the title.
Nov 18 2013 7:04PM
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corona
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apparently he tackled someone today in the council chamber. wonder if he was wearing his football jersey.
Nov 18 2013 7:07PM
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Casey
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I doubt this guy gives a shit that he was stripped of all his mayoral 'duties' .. now he just gets to do what he loves and walk around like a boss without all that mayoring getting in the way.
Nov 18 2013 7:21PM
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Phil-X-
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Who taught you how to get sexy for a nigga?

-Mayor Ford taught me..

You never used to talk dirty, but now you God damn disgusting
My, my God, where'd you learn that?

-Mayor Ford taught me...

With that mother fucking crack rock on
Who taught you how to smoke crack rock?

-Mayor Ford taught me...


I was fucking parts of your pussy I'd never fucked before
I was in there like oh shit I never been here before
I've never even seen this part of pussy town before
It's like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit
What the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?

-Mayor Ford re-upholstered my pussy...




You know what.... I got to thank Mayor Ford.
And when I see that nigga, I'ma thank him. Ima vote to re-elect him.






Pussy game stupid
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Nov 18 2013 7:32PM
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squashmosh
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I feel like Mayor Ford is a real life approximation of Jabba the Hutt.
Nov 18 2013 7:37PM
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Jane6
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I think I love you
Nov 18 2013 7:46PM
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Phil-X-
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Watch out, I'll get overly attached and bear-hug-charge you. Also known as "Fording"

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Nov 18 2013 7:50PM
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Jane6
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My body is ready.
Nov 18 2013 7:58PM
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Spinoza
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tune in to CNN right now, Anderson Cooper segment is hilarious so far
Nov 18 2013 8:05PM
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-emile-
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what a boss
Nov 18 2013 8:13PM
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coling
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Flawless victory
Nov 18 2013 8:24PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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anyone rooting for doug here?
Sep 25 2018 3:16PM
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corona
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TRVP_ANGELanyone rooting for doug here?


It was all fun and games when it was just Toronto we could all laugh at because of the Fords, now Toronto made him a problem for the rest of us.
Sep 25 2018 4:47PM
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Twinjibber77
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VinnieFIt was all fun and games when it was just Toronto we could all laugh at because of the Fords, now Toronto made him a problem for the rest of us.


Holy shit! I just thought he was dead (so I googled him (RIP)), but I had NO IDEA about the shit show his family is. Also his brother looks like an SNL version of him.
Sep 25 2018 9:24PM
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