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Things about your resort that grind your gears

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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
how i cant ride in switch/spark up in the lift line
how i get my pass clipped every time i wear speakers blasting 'drug parade'
how i cant order more than 5 hot dogs at a time
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fuckin jersey meatheads that think going snowboarding counts as leg day

/rant over
what are some of yours ns?
12 years ago
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Meeds
Posts: 73 - Karma: 335
this...
12 years ago
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lukemeahan.
Posts: 1689 - Karma: 330
Season pass is $1,000+

And how they build and setup the parks. They could do so much better. We don't need a shitty half pipe that's pure ice and has no speed
12 years ago
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Slowbro
Posts: 4127 - Karma: 24,605
$410 for 400 feet of vertical at COP whatup.
12 years ago
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bwan
Posts: 271 - Karma: 369
where is the pow?
12 years ago
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HSmith
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,940
I would be completely down with this because my mountain doesn't have a jump line and no inverts.
12 years ago
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
asians
12 years ago
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Thebrandyman
Posts: 80 - Karma: 147
when somebody eats shit and the ski patrol insists on closing every feature within 100 miles of the jump
12 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
Ski patrol in the park in general. They try to take charge and tell everyone what to / not to do as if they know how a park operates. Stay out unless someone gets hurt.
12 years ago
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FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
Well, my resort was awesome. Then came the new owners and fucked up almost everything. Less food for more money, NO park crew for 2 seasons, asshole employees. Nothing fucking works the way it should. It took me half an hour to go get my season pass, which i had already payed, because they didn't have /couldn't find information about the payment and the bitch at the register just didn't give a fuck about anything.
But now things are looking better, they have a park crew and just bought more rails. I just hope this season things get better.
12 years ago
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lsmith0244
Posts: 77 - Karma: 44
Ski patrollers are lame for many reasons but i'd bet anyone on this site who says ski patrol hates them probably deserves it, i'm sure you're an inconsiderate punk ass. I'm a punk ass too, just don't forget to step back and look at yourself and actions

And who the fuck says "snowboarders pushing snow down the mountain!" How the fuck do you know if a skier or boarder pushes more snow down a mountain? Did you go gather data and do studies on snow pushing? Ignorant

FUUUUUCK Big Sky and anyone charging that much for a season pass. FUCK THEM





12 years ago
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
it's snowing but the new snowmaking pipes aren't in the ground, no pumps in the pump house, and only the towers up for the new lift.

What I do like though; new snowmaking infrastructure and new lift.
12 years ago
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,944
after reading through this im amazed by the amount of people who dont bring their own food to the mtn
12 years ago
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CalvinStork
Posts: 163 - Karma: 2,082
sticky rails
park crew doesnt give a shit
doesnt open till halfway through december
never groom the park
overpriced food
hill is so small the bunny hill is right beside the park
closes in early march
retarted borders everywhere
parks always suck but that all there is


gota love the midwest

12 years ago
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kevinegan
Posts: 117 - Karma: 120
Vail fun police
12 years ago
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Hogis
Posts: 551 - Karma: 393
The fact that they've changed the opening date four times.

12 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
Too many bombholes.
12 years ago
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
Its in new york...
Is a SUPER fucking posh mountain
Parks suck but theyre only mountain that i can go to
12 years ago
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Oh also the fact that some years our hill didn't open until almost January. Hopefully it'll be a lot sooner this year.
12 years ago
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LastChairMedia
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,855
Ski patrol yells at people for going to fast on the trail after the park :/
12 years ago
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
if i go to montana state thats they only thing i dislike

12 years ago
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
Park crew sucks ass. It's all snowboarders who are lazy as shit. We used to have a pretty good park, but now all the features that were used in it are laying in the fucking woods while there's at most 1 rail in the park at a time. They close features at the most dickheaded times possible and when we ask why, they respond, "Deal with it, do you even want a park?". You know, that really grinds my gears.
12 years ago
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
gross "brown bag" eating areas where they want you to sit if you don't buy their over-priced shitty food. Boo.
12 years ago
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Slowbro
Posts: 4127 - Karma: 24,605
COP again, they let their rails sit outside and don't use half of them,they let the jumps onto rails fall apart and become useless before repairing them, they only put in the fat tube everyone loves by the middle of the season, and their halfpipe takes up too much space and is shittily maintained.
12 years ago
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PeterMiley
Posts: 8 - Karma: 33
when we build a jump (cause the park crew sucks d) and ski patrol says it looks sick and then the park crew comes down with shovels to destroy it..
12 years ago
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TheLastMohican
Posts: 26 - Karma: 135
why force yourself into anal buttramming? COP is poopoo
12 years ago
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WyattShapperd
Posts: 113 - Karma: 158
My local resort won't even make a park because the owner's dumb gaper snowboarder son broke his neck on less than a 15 footer at whistler. Oh yah and the volunteer patroller group who think they can pull people's passes.
12 years ago
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
Try $1500 for a season pass, for less than a metre of snow!
12 years ago
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FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
Well, the thing is even though I am ranting about food expenses, I do bring my own food to the hill. It would just be nice to be able to afford a burger like once a month.
12 years ago
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
Park staff consists of hillbillies that ski blade and not as an ironic joke
12 years ago
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
wa wa wachusett
12 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
Look at me about to land a new trick... NOPE I had to explode in a crater instead.
12 years ago
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309
only snowboard sponsors at events that are both ski and snowboard
12 years ago
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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,328
Ignorant park crew of old women Annoying middle schoolers The occasional drunk homeless man who barges into the chalet and screams at us
12 years ago
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native714
Posts: 66 - Karma: 60
Just a big HELL YA my ticket fell off one day n after a dspin 7 they called the cops n i had to show exact change
12 years ago
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
"3rd place gets this nice airblaster jacket"

"skiers uhhhh heres that school dakine backpack we have been handing out for the last five years"
12 years ago
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smittyskis609
Posts: 52 - Karma: 20
just chill and be happy to go skiing. peace
12 years ago
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,844
Oh, you poor thing..
12 years ago
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BomTurns
Posts: 24 - Karma: 86
anything inverted at our local hill is a red card from the ski patrol... we just tell them it was a 360 and watch their brain explode
12 years ago
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sick_as_shit
Posts: 9 - Karma: 11
Not having a sound system in you're park.
12 years ago
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m@rtin
Posts: 2 - Karma: 14
little texan girls that take it to thug zone and break their backs resulting in a closing of the park
12 years ago
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
bahahaha what the fuck did you just say?
12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5921 - Karma: 3,832
Sunday river
-they rebuild the park like 2 times in a season
-the park is in a beginner area, so millions of gapers
-park is usually hard as a rock
-there are separate parks with rails or jumps
-not enough snow

12 years ago
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
That my Steamboat season pass is $1,089... Plus 75$ to add Winter Park plus $49 for night skiing. And if you don't have a pass pay september 2nd it goes up to $1,300 and this is just for Steamboat...
12 years ago
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PositiveSpin
Posts: 113 - Karma: 690
Is below freezing for several days, guns still haven't even been placed into position until Dec 14 at the earliest, annually. Their projected opening date every year, Dec 14th.
12 years ago
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Buying a stupid god damn ski pass weather its a day ticket or seasons...I know its what makes it happen, but shit I just wanna ski.
12 years ago
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Lenzo
Posts: 220 - Karma: 522
800$ season pass..
and for all of you complaining about 7$ for a beer, in Norway the price is often close to the double at some places
12 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,194
Expensive food, park crew is comprised of snowboarders only and they create an absolutely terrible terrain park
12 years ago
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patt.
Posts: 598 - Karma: 1,272
On closing day there is a foot and a half base plus its snowing
12 years ago
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nikoosh
Posts: 149 - Karma: 450
It is too small to be considered a mountain.

No really.

Mountain Creek is technically a "hill".
12 years ago
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PackBombs
Posts: 99 - Karma: 1,099
Every bitch on the mountain is taken. Real talk
12 years ago
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