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Things about your resort that grind your gears

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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
how i cant ride in switch/spark up in the lift line
how i get my pass clipped every time i wear speakers blasting 'drug parade'
how i cant order more than 5 hot dogs at a time
wind
fuckin jersey meatheads that think going snowboarding counts as leg day

/rant over
what are some of yours ns?
11 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
my childhood mountain used to chase me down for aerials or anything that could inspire gapers to go big

$8 domestic beers

grown ass men stepping on your skis more than once
11 years ago
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
Wow, I really Scottish ski resorts for granted - Anytime they try to clip our passes(they did for some people last year who were going into avalanche risk zones(which thankfully nobody got caught in(though did on other days))) we can just tell them to fuck off. Right to roam>all
11 years ago
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gravel
Posts: 5524 - Karma: 42,374
What the hell is a "leg day"?
11 years ago
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,550
too many white people
11 years ago
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a_burger
Posts: 5253 - Karma: 21,066
Wachusett: Too many fucking people, the only interesting trail from the top that has turns in it is a "Family Trail" where they take your pass if you do anything fun


11 years ago
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GrahamGould
Posts: 713 - Karma: 2,439
How i can't duck the rope in upper bear creek because that fucker tom chapman can sue me

How the jumps aren't allowed to be built bigger than 50 feet

How the CEO/ owner is a nazi


11 years ago
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,696
That a cheeseburger that tastes like sweaty asshole costs $13
11 years ago
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Poikenz
Posts: 1523 - Karma: 4,237
Getting yelled at by lifties for "cutting" the non-existent line on a tuesday morning because skiing to the bottom of the marked out line then skating back up doesn't seem like a fun time.

But the number one is waiting to hit features in the park.
11 years ago
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
600 bucks for a season pass
11 years ago
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Cambrewski
Posts: 320 - Karma: 3,136
The boarders who form "crews" and throw stuff like snow and ice at me and my friends.



11 years ago
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patt.
Posts: 598 - Karma: 1,272
the lines to hit a feature
over priced food
11 o'clock trenches on the landings
the snow is so slow that sometimes i can't hit a rail
15 year old snowboarders that think their goin to the xgames
giant packs of snowboarders

/rant
11 years ago
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1143 - Karma: 1,568
I understand the high prices of lift tickets/season passes due to large amounts of operational costs, especially in the midwest. 12$ burgers on the other hand grind my gears.
11 years ago
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Bensun
Posts: 480 - Karma: 1,654

broken lifts
holiday lift lines
waiting on the lift while people cant load/unload

also snow machines that make Ice chunks.

ski patrol that will chase you for hours for ducking a rope to the back country





11 years ago
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
i hope you arent one of these kids but when i went there last year, i saw these kids, that were no-poling, but as they were in the lift line, they took off one ski to push around like a snowboarder.

that my friend is a gear grinder
11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
All the fucking people
Incessant grooming
All the fucking people
Lift lines
How expensive it is
All the fucking people
It sucks there's so many people too.
11 years ago
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
Ha. Steamboat is 1100. GOML
11 years ago
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Perogies
Posts: 65 - Karma: 371
number of spoiled gapers

park crew is all snowboarders

snowboarders think they own the park

no jumps over 25ft

sticky rails


11 years ago
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
hahaha same
11 years ago
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
The t-bar for the park is closed on weekdays at Smuggs
11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Word. Patrol wishes I would die. I have to join them next year or there is about to be problems.
11 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
this

Toggenburg is like this despite whatever Broto says
11 years ago
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nine50seven
Posts: 576 - Karma: 686
No flips
the jumps are all stepovers bc they are "safer".
Most of the kids are under the age of 13
Hardly any skiers
Park is tailored for young children.
11 years ago
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FSKP
Posts: 332 - Karma: 2,214
They build a huge 60 foot jump every year in january.

The jump is closed all the time.
Open like 4-5 days during 1 or 2 hours.
11 years ago
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175
towrope breaks down every 15 minutes

the snowboard team (consisting of what seems like hundreds of middle/high school kids) invades the park every night at around 4 and sits on/destroys all the features and stands around in mobs at various points on the hill
11 years ago
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gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 791
That doesn't sound too bad when you're paying 600 bucks to ski on a bump in Michigan
11 years ago
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 900
No ones going to call this dude out? Fine, I will shoulder this burden. Then squat this burden.

LIFT, YA BISH
11 years ago
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doGelyst
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 522
this thread is gold
11 years ago
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grol
Posts: 77 - Karma: 459
everything is icy
poutine is overpriced
11 years ago
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
SAID DAT

DIS DUDE GOT TREATED
11 years ago
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Mainah
Posts: 730 - Karma: 1,115
british gaper influx during holiday season
large gangs of 15 year olds who go through and snake all the 6 year olds in the mini park
huge lift lines all the time
wind


11 years ago
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,011
http://bigskyresort.com/the-mountain/lift-tickets-and-passes/season-passes-and-cards/biggest-skiing-in-america-season-pass

filthy peasant.
11 years ago
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Casey
Posts: 8008 - Karma: 26,789
They close with a 100 inch base
11 years ago
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Maruchan
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,582
Keystone yellow jackets always grab me and tell me I'm going too fast. Pull me over when I'm skiing "out of control" not when I'm going "too fast"
11 years ago
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,257
i treat my legs how i treat my girlfriends: i ignore them, and they disappear.
11 years ago
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50_Shades
Posts: 48 - Karma: 64
Having a mini park right next to actual park, so many young gapers/ people that can barely make turns. Sound system in the park always playing shitty music. Park being snowboarder orientated. Park lift is also race access lift therefor a crap load of racers bombing parks. We don't job there gates so don't race our jibs.
11 years ago
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
I like to piss them off on conifer then get them to chase me then hide out in the little stone house on the road
11 years ago
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
Park City has 100,000 rails and leaves some in from opening day till closing day. They aren't the rails you want in all year either.
11 years ago
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cyberginger
Posts: 574 - Karma: 7,083
I prefer stepovers to my resorts sketchy stepdowns.
11 years ago
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
the fact that mount rose thinks it is a world class Tahoe resort. thank god i go other places
11 years ago
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
Resort opens in late December if I'm lucky, rocks everywhere, shit park, 2 lifts excluding the bunny hill, and maybe 2 powder days a season.
11 years ago
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fredyferl
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 14,929
All the kids who think they're killing it because they're doing k feds... on the box
11 years ago
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
that's really low for a non-discounted price...
11 years ago
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
how the owner sucks at grooming and will not give the certified park crew a groomer. so i moved to alta. fuck park
11 years ago
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
Old gaper people yelling at me for 'cutting' in-front of them in the park.
11 years ago
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Valhalla.
Posts: 587 - Karma: 154
-Not being able to go a reasonable speed in slow zones, seriously, if you go the speed they want you'll barely make it back to the lift
-The southern bros
-That its rated #1 this year. Fuck those tourists.
-That I have to cut my hair to get my shop job back.
-The southern bros pt. 2
-The VC is gone.
-There's nowhere to really apres anymore. Partying on the mountain won't be the same this year.
-Tram line. God Damn Tram line.

11 years ago
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
with a bunch a shitty lifts here in the midwest, the one high speed lift at, for example, Cascade Mountain, is packed with people so the line is long as fuck. THerefore, I am forced to go to a lift with an equally long line that is maybe less than half the speed.
when racers think they are above and cut in line.
anyone who fucking cuts in line
wow I must not like lines much
11 years ago
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
When I was 5, Mt. Snow used to kick me out of the "snowboard park"
11 years ago
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
-lifties aren't allowed to play the radio in the lift line... some soccer mom ruined it for everyone
11 years ago
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NoSkillsCrew
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 2,155
When Little Cottonwood is closed on a pow day and all those skittle-tards from Bird/Alta destroy everything awesome about skiing in Big Cottonwood.
11 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
 > Fucking $15 for a shitty cheeseburger that I could make better myself at home for free.
 > Ski patrol hates my guts, and all of my friends' too.
 > Inverted aerials not recommended.
 > The place is a sheet of fucking bulletproof ice all the time.
 > It's a gaper paradise.
 > Park kids are all douchebags.
 > Too many people.
 > "Family" trails.
 > Too many snowboarders scraping the snow down the hill.
 > Asshole ski dads.
 > Trails get closed for NASTAR on weeknights and weekends.
 

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