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I was one of the witnesses to Tanner Halls Chads Gap crash. It was
mind blowing. Standing up in those trees with a bunch of hippies and
film crews looking down on Tanner crashing was just astonishing. The
thunder of dynamite was heard. We later learned that Alta ski patrol
had put dynamite in Tanner's boots in a desperate attempt to blow up Chads Gap. This caused tanner to break his ankles. He went into broken
record mode screaming in pain about how his ankles were broken. We
thought it wouldn't get any worse.
We were wrong.
Suddenly out of nowhere from the in-run Tom Wallisch appeared. He threw a dub cork 12 and afterbanged so hard that Chads Gap actually blew up. In the middle of the fiery inferno the Traveling Circus crew came like bats out of hell. Andy Parry and Will Wesson started killing the group of hippies that I had mentioned earlier. They then fed the dead hippies and some snickers bars to Ian Chompton. A group of guys from Warren Miller Entertainment desperately ran after the other film groups wanting to buy their footage but everyone was to busy trying to save their lives.
I ran over to tanner, who unable to walk was still screaming that his ankles were broken. I slung him over my shoulders and said the magic words. I tapped my full tilts together three times saying "There's no place like the bottom of Alta, There's no place like the bottom of Alta, there's no place like the bottom of Alta". I teleported to the parking lot. No fiery inferno. Just gapers and the deafening roar of "BROKE, MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN! I GOT BROKEN ANKLES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" over my shoulder.
