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Synopsis:
4 kids from Montana areplanning a vacation in Utahin 2004. One of them wants to know how to get to Chad’s Gap (the most mythical,unobtainable, challenging, quest of all time.). So the kid decides to go to avery reasonable source for skiing information (ns) and ask the question (How doyou get to Chad’sGap from the bas of Alta?).
Little does the kid realize… The Mormon population in Utah has spawned very territorial fierce gangsters thatwill break anybody’s back or kneecaps if they even mention Chad’s Gap. AlsoMarc Frank Montoya some how managed to make it out of the inner-city of Denver to become the gangleader in Alta. He relies on his thugs at Mac Dawg Productions to assist ingetting the word out to all non residents of the state that if anybody attemptsto find this gap they will certainly die.
But the gangs and broken kneecaps is the least of Creed’sworries. The really daunting task is trying to sift through 5 pages ofdisparaging remarks from the new schoolers to try to find reasonable directionsto the Gap. Not to mention all the death threats and mean hurtful comments thatattack his confidence and make him cry every night.
But Creed has a good friend to back him up (montanakid).They begin their trek from Montanato find “The Gap.” Meanwhile altarider and freeski1620 keep posting in thethread about certain death and destruction to anyone who attempts to come outto Utah andhit “their” gap. Little do they know that as they post Creed is shoveling andpacking out the in run to the most impossible jump known to man. It reallydoesn’t take them that long, because shoveling snow is a past time for peoplefrom Montanaand they are highly skilled.
The jump is ready. The cameras are in place. ACTION!!!
They hit Chad’sGap. They throw down pretty hard, but not hard enough to blow the gap up thatcomes much later (in fact a couple years later). They post the videos on thethread and make everyone talking trash look like losers. They become heros tomost. People look up to them for their accomplishments and big testicles.
The thread continues on even though the kids fade into thedepths of the internet. Some say they rose above the internet and others saythey ran into password problems, but whatever happened it really doesn’t matterbecause a couple years later the Gap gets blown up.
Here is where the story gets interesting. No one can confirmthis, but apparently Chad’sGap was destroyed. Now the jump for sure was destroyed by ski patrol after THall’s infamous mishap (Should have been wearing Full Tilts bud). Some say thatthe landing was also destroyed though. It could have been Tom Wallisch whoafterbanged and blew it up, it could have been the TNT packed in Tanner’sboots, Or it could have been the infamous MFM crew that poured so much salt onit that it ate the landing away and there is just a hole in the ground now thatwill never grow vegetation. But most people think that ski patrol used two year’sworth of dynamite that should have been used to blast for Avalanches to notonly blow up the landing but the entire gulch. I for one believe that Jon Olsonhad the entire gap moved for a super secret ski event in Europe.He hired the girl from the “Solid 7” thread to pop out a couple of oomp aloompas and he moved the entire gap stone by stone.
How it was destroyed really is not important the thing thatis important is that somehow Tony Hawk was contacted by MFM (He was cryingbecause his gap had been destroyed). Tony came out and rebuilt the gap usingBoobs. Yes, Boobs. The landing is so soft and nippley now. Ski Patrol stillkeeps a pretty good eye on the gulch and has posted snipers up on the ridges atthe direction of MFM to shoot anybody who comes into their territory. So if youare thinking of hitting Chad’sGap in the future I would be careful. Besides…
you can't just go and hit chads!!!
Every year a group of New Schoolers makes their way outthere on January 13th to honor the brave men who came before us.They never seem to make it to the gap though because they get all turned aroundtrying to follow the directions from the thread.
Eric Newman attempted a rodeo.
Jack Elliott did a straight air.
Andrew Creed did 2 straight airs and landed a 360.
Pat Owen did 3 straight airs and landed a frontflip.
I just finished reading all 51 pages. I am now enlightened.
That was awesome
I have just recenetly finished reading every single page in this thread.
I am now among the gods.
