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drewolson24
Posts: 450 - Karma: 898
Everytime I pull out my phone in class or around people in general.. They always ask why I'm on porn hub in class! The two look way too much alike, anyone else?
Nov 12 2013 11:25AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I think you need to stop looking at pornhub in class
Nov 12 2013 11:28AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Hahaha what?
Nov 12 2013 11:29AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
No. Pornhub looks nothing like newschoolers

But oddly enough I was informed that the gay section of it does, hmmmmm........
Nov 12 2013 11:30AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
never had this problem...... OP needs to get some glasses and stop pulling up gay porn tabs in class
Nov 12 2013 11:31AM
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drewolson24
Posts: 450 - Karma: 898
Hahaha I'm so glad I posted this.. I knew the comments would be funny as shit. Nectar +k for making me laugh
Nov 12 2013 11:38AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem
Nov 12 2013 11:41AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
every time I go to pull out my phone in class I accidentally pull out OP's dildo that he hid in my backpack. Fuckin OP, c'mon. It was funny the first 999 times but this is the dildo that broke the camel's back
Nov 12 2013 11:44AM
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SKIINGISEASY
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Nov 12 2013 12:12PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,355
El_Dildo?
Nov 12 2013 12:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I know, I know. I've got to respond to Bart.Man's message! fuckin hilarious pm he sent over about it
Nov 12 2013 12:24PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
I'm sorry to say that I made a thread like dis last month ( https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/758376/ ), and I'm sorry I can't link right now (on iPad), and I'm sorry I didn't take you to trollhaugen last Saturday, and I'm sorry for being sorry. Click for larger image
Nov 12 2013 12:38PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,355
He sent me a copy....i cried a little it was so good.
Nov 12 2013 12:58PM
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eheath
Posts: 61836 - Karma: 125,514
Man I wish my phone could've gone on the internet when I was in middle school, oh wait no one had cell phones when I was in middle school.
Nov 12 2013 1:05PM
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Wallisch_pl
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=op+is+stupid+as+fuck
Nov 12 2013 1:09PM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
You're old!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 12 2013 1:10PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,355
You fuckin badass
Nov 12 2013 1:12PM
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eheath
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Just sayin, kids these days are spoiled as fuck.
Nov 12 2013 1:19PM
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coling
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Nice
Nov 12 2013 1:21PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Times change and people move with time
Nov 12 2013 1:24PM
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eheath
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Yes, times do change but that doesn't mean you're not spoiled. I was stoked I could text people when i was 16 and now 12 years olds go on the internet and are bummed their friends poke fun at them cause NS looks like porn hub. LIFE IS SO HARD MAN
Nov 12 2013 1:27PM
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TheIntern
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Nov 12 2013 1:39PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Purple name?!
Nov 12 2013 1:42PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 1,771
What is the purple name wizardry
Nov 12 2013 1:47PM
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eheath
Posts: 61836 - Karma: 125,514
^ have you guys been living under a rock?
Nov 12 2013 1:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52264 - Karma: 169,970
I still don't an internet phone. YOLO
Nov 12 2013 1:50PM
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.AR6rider.
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I found the answer in SD haha. What can I say? I don't spend as much time on here as I used to.
Nov 12 2013 1:53PM
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El_Barto.
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hahaha
Nov 12 2013 1:56PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
me neither, and kids at school look at me like im retarded for it. i dont get it
Nov 12 2013 1:58PM
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eheath
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Thats because you are retarded, its almost 2014 how can you not have a smart phone? theyre literally the best time killing devices and they have the most helpful tools.
Nov 12 2013 2:00PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52264 - Karma: 169,970
For me it isn't necessary. I might get one of those netbooks this season so I can get online when traveling if needed.

Oh shucks, I can't update my facebook status while swerving through heavy traffic or post pictures of each of my meals. It's a terrible life I live
Nov 12 2013 2:02PM
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eheath
Posts: 61836 - Karma: 125,514
You're a fucking idiot if you think that is all you can do with a smart phone
Nov 12 2013 2:04PM
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theabortionator
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I know what you can do with them, that doesn't mean most people use them for that. Some technology I use, some I don't feel I need. I'm certain not going to go out and buy something just because it's there.

If I want one at some point it's not like I can't get one. But you're right. On my deathbed my biggest regret will be all the years I wasted without a smartphone and what I could have been :(
Nov 12 2013 2:09PM
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eheath
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I'm literally predicting your future, better get it on it bro.
Nov 12 2013 2:12PM
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theTRIBE101
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i got my first cell phone when i was 17. I am still 17 and have no idea how to work it.
Nov 12 2013 2:30PM
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drewolson24
Posts: 450 - Karma: 898
Your so fucking rattled haha
Nov 12 2013 2:32PM
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Benson.
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So it's retarded if you don't have a smart phone, just as long as you're not in middle school?
Nov 12 2013 2:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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Put the phone down and pay attention in English class, you stupid fuckwhale.
Nov 12 2013 2:46PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
This post gave me a boner.
Nov 12 2013 2:50PM
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drewolson24
Posts: 450 - Karma: 898
Next time ask permission before u post on my thread. I'll kick ur ass fuckwhale
Nov 12 2013 2:52PM
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CaptainObvious.
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He's right though; your grammar and spelling are atrocious.
Nov 12 2013 2:53PM
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.frenchy
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Sorry, but you really can't use the same exact insult that the previous person just called you... It just doesn't work.
Nov 12 2013 2:54PM
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eheath
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I mean things have changed but I was lucky to get a phone when i was 16.
Nov 12 2013 2:55PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Same, but times change. Smart phones are the way now, and everyone will have them. Not to mention they have a lot of great applications in education. It's a good thing kids have them imo, they make looking up information easier and quicker.
Nov 12 2013 3:07PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
Drew the Jew is part of my crew, yes it's true his style is wu.
Nov 12 2013 3:08PM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
i think this should become the new official picture to reply to any EHV angry comment. Therefore it will be applied to every one of his comments
Nov 12 2013 3:25PM
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drewolson24
Posts: 450 - Karma: 898
You can say any word or phrase in the English dictionary and EHV will most likely rage about any part of it. I think it's the time my friend that you take that splintered wooden dildo out of your ass and cheer the fuck up
Nov 12 2013 3:42PM
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HuckNorris44
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I find it funny that numerous people knew what pornhub looked like in the first place and and somewhat admitted it by asking if the site was pornhub.
Nov 12 2013 3:48PM
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eheath
Posts: 61836 - Karma: 125,514
It's funny that people call me ehv now lol
Nov 12 2013 3:49PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52264 - Karma: 169,970
I mean you have all the information at your finger tips right now. Sure you can look anything up on one of these devices, but they sure as fuck aren't making people smarter.
Nov 12 2013 3:56PM
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earl.squirrelson
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PHONES ARE SMART?? :O

will they invade? We must destroy all the phones!

Nov 12 2013 3:57PM
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