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Steeze Equation

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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Years on Newschoolers * post count / carmel points .. Eg. 2.5 * 3731 / 46945 = (rounded to 5) So I ask you NS, how steezy are you (ps I get * 100 bc I made the equation so I have 500 steeze points)
Nov 11 2013 11:03PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
If you actually did the maths you would find out that you have 20 "steez" points not 500 (that's also after multiplying by 100).

Everyone bow to OP, the king of steez.
Nov 13 2013 8:57AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Shhh. Time to stop posting.email
Nov 13 2013 9:01AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
i love you El Barto
Nov 13 2013 9:06AM
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corona
Posts: 12799 - Karma: 32,775
I have a better equation for OP.

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cookie to whoever figures it out (hint: supposed to be done on a calculator)
Nov 13 2013 9:45AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
posting.email? i post when i want who i want where i want why i want how i want what



yeah
Nov 13 2013 9:50AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
awwwwwww
Nov 13 2013 10:17AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
queer
Nov 13 2013 10:21AM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Lies.
Nov 13 2013 10:47AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Well thats a good way to get raped.onion
Nov 13 2013 11:34AM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
Steez = fanx^2-k/p all divided by y

f=degree of biggest future spin
a=length of time afterbang is held for
n=number of hours spent on newschoolers and watching edits
x=the amount of x's on your largest tee
k/p=karma to post ratio
y=number of years skiing
Nov 13 2013 11:55AM
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corona
Posts: 12799 - Karma: 32,775
fuck it. no one is going to do this.

if it's done, the answer is 964, which reads 'GAY' on a calculator.
Nov 13 2013 12:01PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
The Ideal Steez Equation:
(P*Y*R)/K
P= # of posts
Y=Years of membership
K=Karma accumulated
R=Others rank you_____

The Real Steez Equation:

a(P*Y*R)/K

a= coefficient of afterbang; calculated from experimental values based on size of tee's, amount of wu-tang on iPod, degree of infatuation with tom wallish, and overall skiing abilities.

The larger the number, the greater magnitude of steez.

Nov 13 2013 12:18PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
i would totally let you knock down my back barnyard door if you know what i'm talking about

;)
Nov 13 2013 12:33PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
y u do dis.please
Nov 13 2013 2:03PM
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