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Steeze Equation

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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Years on Newschoolers * post count / carmel points .. Eg. 2.5 * 3731 / 46945 = (rounded to 5) So I ask you NS, how steezy are you (ps I get * 100 bc I made the equation so I have 500 steeze points)
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
If you actually did the maths you would find out that you have 20 "steez" points not 500 (that's also after multiplying by 100).

Everyone bow to OP, the king of steez.
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,303
Shhh. Time to stop posting.email
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
i love you El Barto
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corona
Posts: 12833 - Karma: 33,144
I have a better equation for OP.

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cookie to whoever figures it out (hint: supposed to be done on a calculator)
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
posting.email? i post when i want who i want where i want why i want how i want what



yeah
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
awwwwwww
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
queer
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Lies.
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,303
Well thats a good way to get raped.onion
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
Steez = fanx^2-k/p all divided by y

f=degree of biggest future spin
a=length of time afterbang is held for
n=number of hours spent on newschoolers and watching edits
x=the amount of x's on your largest tee
k/p=karma to post ratio
y=number of years skiing
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corona
Posts: 12833 - Karma: 33,144
fuck it. no one is going to do this.

if it's done, the answer is 964, which reads 'GAY' on a calculator.
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
The Ideal Steez Equation:
(P*Y*R)/K
P= # of posts
Y=Years of membership
K=Karma accumulated
R=Others rank you_____

The Real Steez Equation:

a(P*Y*R)/K

a= coefficient of afterbang; calculated from experimental values based on size of tee's, amount of wu-tang on iPod, degree of infatuation with tom wallish, and overall skiing abilities.

The larger the number, the greater magnitude of steez.

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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
i would totally let you knock down my back barnyard door if you know what i'm talking about

;)
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
y u do dis.please
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