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Steeze Equation

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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Years on Newschoolers * post count / carmel points .. Eg. 2.5 * 3731 / 46945 = (rounded to 5) So I ask you NS, how steezy are you (ps I get * 100 bc I made the equation so I have 500 steeze points)
Nov 11 2013 11:03PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Millions Billions
Nov 11 2013 11:04PM
9 0
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
IDK but your mom has over 9000 sleazy points
Nov 11 2013 11:04PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
op jerks it to pictures of himself jerking it
Nov 11 2013 11:05PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN GUYS, YOU DO THE EQUATION AND TLEL ME YOUR STEEZY POINTS SO WE CAN COMPARE
Nov 11 2013 11:06PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
id rather compare the width of your butthole to the diameter of Lake Superior.

hint, they are very similar
Nov 11 2013 11:08PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
This equation isn't right, I have to make a new one
Nov 11 2013 11:08PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
this is incorrect. if your karma is the numerator, the higher it is the less stez you have??????
Nov 11 2013 11:09PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Yeah I know I did it all wrong, I also need to include member number and profile views
Nov 11 2013 11:11PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Fuck it new equation, how many WUTANG songs you have on your ipod
Nov 11 2013 11:19PM
9 1
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
all of them.
Nov 11 2013 11:20PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
you suck, loser
Nov 11 2013 11:21PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
y u do dis
Nov 11 2013 11:22PM
4 1
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
j=number of jiberish pieces; x=amount of x's on your tallest piece of clothing; y=number of inches you sag your goggles; a=180-degree made with the landing and your body when afterbanging; Steeze=axj+y; Mine adds up to about... 3hunna.
Nov 11 2013 11:23PM
5 0
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
I've made your mom sing a few songs
Nov 11 2013 11:25PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
I take my frustration out on you because im unhappy with myself. Will you help me?
Nov 11 2013 11:25PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I got -1, which is infinite in comp. Sci. So I have infinite steeze points boo ya
Nov 11 2013 11:25PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Yes. Wallisch_pls go away no one likes you you have no steeze you are lame die die die
Nov 11 2013 11:26PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
#rekt
Nov 11 2013 11:27PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Click for larger image .
Nov 11 2013 11:28PM
7 0
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
INCEPTION
Nov 11 2013 11:33PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
That was almost funny the first dozen times.
Nov 11 2013 11:33PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
How gay is OP?

Number of OPS * 1000000= x

In this case:
1*1000000=1000000

OP, you are 1 million gay.
Nov 11 2013 11:34PM
2 5
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
didn't you make a thread asking people to give you karma earlier?

....might wanna use that equation on yourself it may be similar to OP
Nov 11 2013 11:39PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
In sensing alot of pent up anger in here.
Nov 11 2013 11:53PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
No you have a small penis!!
Nov 11 2013 11:54PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
I'm sensing a pussy right here
Nov 11 2013 11:55PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
Yea, wallisch pls could barely suck it it was so small
Nov 11 2013 11:55PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I'm actually really laughing at these posts
Nov 11 2013 11:56PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
That was actually a bet with my friend to see if I could drop my karma by 2000 in one night. I was 300 points off, and I'm not getting that 10 bucks...
Nov 11 2013 11:58PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
No way hose, probably the most successful thread I've ever made
Nov 11 2013 11:59PM
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adzy
Posts: 151 - Karma: 370
Nah, keep it cumming
Nov 12 2013 12:02AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I wish I could, I have ED
Nov 12 2013 12:08AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I've never been to Carmel... which means I probably have 0 Carmel points... which means I must..

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Nov 12 2013 12:15AM
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adzy
Posts: 151 - Karma: 370
That's a let down
Nov 12 2013 12:17AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Haha I don't know if anyone caught that. And I am a 1337 haxxor so also I hax my points to infinite
Nov 12 2013 12:17AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Carmeldansen?
Nov 12 2013 12:19AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Going to bed to get my steeze sleep :* ~ steezus be with you a ll
Nov 12 2013 12:21AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
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Nov 12 2013 12:23AM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
New equation for cred on this site. (#of chicks banged)/(#of chicks butts peed in). The lower the number the better. Can include all number except for no girls banged then u have no steezy. Op has 1/0 which is infinity he loses. I have 1/100000 I win
Nov 12 2013 2:03AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Jesus christ people from Wisconsin just really love to show how inbred and retarded they really are
Nov 12 2013 2:06AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Hahahaha, and no the equation is: If ($username == Wallisch_pls) {steeze=steeze+1000000000000000000}; else {steeze=steeze*0) God damnit I hate mobile
Nov 12 2013 6:29AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
this thread has 69 likes so perfect
Nov 12 2013 7:12PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37403 - Karma: 120,339
Calculate how balls deep i went into ur mom m8
Nov 12 2013 7:13PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
-1,000,000 miles



#burned
Nov 12 2013 7:14PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
Thread = lolz
Nov 12 2013 8:16PM
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40oz.
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 555
Wallisch please just wants that dick
Nov 12 2013 8:28PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Wallisch_pls* Putang*
Nov 12 2013 8:48PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
fayl
Nov 13 2013 12:29AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
das u
Nov 13 2013 8:27AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
das u
Nov 13 2013 8:27AM
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