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To Ian Compton

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Pineal
Posts: 433 - Karma: 415
I saw you on church street the other day and told you i loved you and all you said was thanks. Do you not feel the same? are you just not ready to say it back yet? What did i do
Nov 11 2013 10:58PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Do your parents know that you are on the computer?
Nov 11 2013 10:59PM
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Anchorfilms
Posts: 879 - Karma: 1,888
He is emotionally scared from switching ski companies
Nov 11 2013 11:00PM
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Pineal
Posts: 433 - Karma: 415
my parrot knows im on a computer
Nov 11 2013 11:01PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
My computer is a parrot
Nov 11 2013 11:01PM
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Pineal
Posts: 433 - Karma: 415
my computer eats carrots
Nov 11 2013 11:05PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
My carrot eats computers.
Nov 11 2013 11:09PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
carrots eat my computer
Nov 11 2013 11:15PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
What the fuck are you guys doing in here?
Nov 11 2013 11:20PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
You sound so innocent hahaha, Ian what the hell
Nov 11 2013 11:21PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,345
Im getting ready to make fun of wallisch pls



Wait for it.......




Nope, farted instead
Nov 11 2013 11:38PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,345
You know those harry potter jelly beans that taste like shit? It didnt smell so much as it had a texture similar to the dirt jelly bean. I had to chew my own fart
Nov 11 2013 11:43PM
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adzy
Posts: 151 - Karma: 370
I don't think you give him enough love. You have to prove yourself
Nov 11 2013 11:48PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Did you softly caress his teeth as you looked into his eyes? Prolly should've done that so he knows its real
Nov 12 2013 12:01AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
HOLY SHIT I remember getting these as a kid, they were the worst things ever
Nov 12 2013 12:10AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Me too, Just the tip, me too.
Nov 12 2013 3:41AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
There's a girl in my school named jane
Nov 12 2013 6:37AM
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ONE-UP
Posts: 609 - Karma: 53
There's a jane in my girl named school
Nov 12 2013 8:44AM
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Mids
Posts: 406 - Karma: 1,283
Jane in girl school there in my
Nov 12 2013 8:45AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
fuck jane, and fuck you too.
Nov 12 2013 8:56AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7145 - Karma: 52,184
What up yo It's ya mans tall t.

I've met ian once or twice. CLAIM. and yo i'm gonna try to speak for him hear cause I feels like I have the privilege and ability. Ya boy chompton is at a stage in his life where the hype is real, but at the same time compton isn't about the lime light. He's a recluse character, humble and modest. You wont catch compton stumbling around the burlngton streets telling UVM sorostitues that hes a pro skier in an effort to get cheeks. Ya more likely to find the man chillin fat on a porch playing stump with a few close homies that dont give much of a fuck that hes a sponsored skier. So dont be like some ddum pro hoe and hop on his dick when you see him. Be a homie, say what up if you must. Maybe even toss a quick compliment his way. Thats it thats all.
Nov 12 2013 9:20AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
For some reason when I read this it sounded like a deep, chill black dudes voice in my head.
Nov 12 2013 9:33AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
Thats because Dan is a tall chill black dude
Nov 12 2013 9:37AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Dude let it go. He loves everyone but you. Its okay.
Nov 12 2013 10:12AM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
Stump is by far the most fun drinking game, and potentially one of the most dangerous.
Nov 12 2013 10:44AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
this thread pleases me. in an awkward sexual way that makes everybody in the room uncomfortable. that's right, let it marinate. mmmm
Nov 12 2013 10:59AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,212
He is a sensitive creature, you must first lure him close with a slice of pizza. Then you must slowly pet his head while he eats mints out of your hand like a fine steed. Only then have you gained access to the sweet sweet orifices of chompton.
Nov 12 2013 11:45AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
On weekends we troll him at Mt Snow
dude always skips the inferno line
Nov 12 2013 11:57AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I really hope he sees this and realizes that a portion of his fanbase thinks of him like this...
Nov 13 2013 11:09PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
ian compton is a parrot.
Nov 13 2013 11:11PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
I have a parrot named ian
Nov 13 2013 11:17PM
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Jewschoolers
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emotionally scared?
Nov 13 2013 11:23PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3743 - Karma: 7,771
Ian chompton is my parents
Nov 13 2013 11:27PM
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remove
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I'm at about a half chub
Nov 13 2013 11:32PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
I once got into a fight with his tooth and lost :(
Nov 13 2013 11:35PM
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CaptainSlow
Posts: 717 - Karma: 930
surprised you lived to tell the tale
Nov 14 2013 12:02AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Ian Chompton ate my parents
Nov 14 2013 12:22AM
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coling
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Haha
Nov 14 2013 12:24AM
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coling
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Zomg youre a racist!
Nov 14 2013 1:23AM
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Peter.
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is your dad in the room with you? you might as well jerk it
Nov 14 2013 9:19AM
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WPoch
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You must not approach him quickly. If you do he will buck. No, you must approach slowly first with you hand outstretched so he knows you are in his territory and you are the weaker being. If he starts to make nervous gestures, back up, because he can eat you in one bite. Once close enough place your hand gently on his teeth and brush you hand back and forth slowly and nicely. feed him an apple and he will be yours to fly around the mountain with. Compton is a endangered being and you must treat him with care.
Nov 14 2013 10:12AM
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SFB
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my parents are ian compton
Nov 14 2013 10:38AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Your parents are dead.
Nov 14 2013 10:52AM
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SFB
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ian compton is dead?
Nov 14 2013 11:08AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Nov 14 2013 11:17AM
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Spinoza
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png.itsaconspiracy
Nov 14 2013 11:20AM
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SFB
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conspiracy.itsapng
Nov 14 2013 11:22AM
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Troy.
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itsapng.conspiracy
Nov 14 2013 11:31AM
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juliatheskier
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just like colbys impression of a black guy in claim.
Nov 14 2013 11:44AM
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