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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
Hit me with all the spongebob quotes you can think of
Patrick: "Well it may be stupid, but its also dumb"


"you need to be assertive", "bee-beep"

Nov 10 2013 8:58PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
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Nov 10 2013 9:04PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206

sb: "patrick you're a genius"

P: "Yeah, I get that alot"

SB: "What, a genius"

P: "No, Patrick"

Nov 10 2013 9:05PM
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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,631
"What it's just an ordinary krabby pat-OH MY GOODNESS........SQUIDWAAAARD"
Nov 10 2013 9:08PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
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Nov 10 2013 9:12PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
"Dayum sandy you got a fat ass"
Nov 10 2013 9:13PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, WUMBO
Nov 10 2013 9:21PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument...horseradish isn't an instrument either."


"the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

"are you finished with those errands?"

"The slash bringing, the trash ringing, the hash flinging, the the...THE HASH SLING SLASHER!!!!"

"Nosferatuuuu!"

"Well I'll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes."

Nov 10 2013 9:26PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
Hey Pat, are you okay down there?
Pat: FINLAND!

(patrick walks up to fire hydrant)  Are you squidward?   It's okay, take your time.


Oh no, i think I've shattered my abakyss!!!


(Patrick points at elephant shaped balloon)  HAHAHAHAHAHA it's a giraffe!
Nov 10 2013 9:32PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
INB4 Aidan-G hits this thread with an assload of spongebob GIF's
Nov 10 2013 9:36PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
"The krusty jrab pizza is the pizza for you and me pacjichucguuch, the krusty krayayab ayayab pizza is the pizza ya ya for you and.... MEEEEEEEEEE"

"The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time"
C A M P F I R E S O N G Song.
Nov 10 2013 10:24PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
F is for freinds that do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for Nywhere Nytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea
Nov 10 2013 10:45PM
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VoodooThursday
Posts: 257 - Karma: 793
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Nov 10 2013 10:55PM
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GeneralGinger
Posts: 37 - Karma: 67
"Is this the krusty krab?
"No this is patrick."
"Is this the krusty Krab?"
" No This Is Patrick!!!"
"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
"NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Hangs up Phone)
Mumbles "Im not a Krusty Krab"
Nov 10 2013 11:54PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium... Bombs
N is for no survivaal when you-
Nov 10 2013 11:57PM
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Piste.Off
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Nov 10 2013 11:58PM
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FreeWilley
Posts: 464 - Karma: 134
S: Patrick, your genius is showing.
P: It is?! Where?!?!?(Patrick then covers his crotch region)
Nov 11 2013 12:00AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
"Marty! I'm scared."

Nov 12 2013 6:15PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
"Hey Patrick what am I now?"

"Uhhh stupid!?"

"No!! I'm Texas!"

"Whats the difference?"


"Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in"

"OVERTIME!!!!!!!!"
Nov 12 2013 6:30PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
you called?
Nov 12 2013 6:31PM
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J-T
Posts: 269 - Karma: 697
MY LEEEEEEEEEGGGGG!!!
Nov 12 2013 6:36PM
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J-T
Posts: 269 - Karma: 697
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You're good, you're good, you're good...
Nov 12 2013 6:41PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
Technique, technique....technique
Nov 12 2013 6:46PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
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Nov 12 2013 6:49PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
>y u do dis spunj bub
>squidwerd pls

Nov 12 2013 7:08PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
steppin on a beach dododoooo steppin on a beach dloodo do doo

no im dirty dan! no im dirty dan! (raaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh) hes dirty dan

squidward: patrick ur making me claustrophobic
patrick: what does claustrophobic mean?
spongebob: it means hes afraid of santa claus
patrick: HOHOHO!
spongebob:stop it ur scaring him!

CHOCOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

s:patrick are u ready to party??!?!?!?!?!
p:Im ready to party!!
s:you ready to get crazy!?!?
p:im already hearing voices!!!
Nov 12 2013 8:47PM
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Wallisch_pl
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haha this one is so good
Nov 12 2013 8:49PM
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fupaface
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Nov 12 2013 8:54PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
spongebob: "patrick are you angry too?"

patrick: "yeah"

spongebob: "whats the matter?"

patrick: "i can't see my forehead"
Nov 12 2013 8:58PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
"whats your idea Patrick? "

"Inflatable pants"

Nov 12 2013 9:02PM
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noahmdubs
Posts: 145 - Karma: 166
It's wumbology!
Nov 12 2013 9:20PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
We have technology
Nov 12 2013 9:21PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232

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Nov 12 2013 9:24PM
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