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Help me kill my deployment boredom.

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SapperDaddy
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So Im deployed in Afghanistan and boredom is kicking in hard when we dont have missions. A man can only play so much gnarshmallow and emulators. The internet here is too slow to do alot of stuff (and porns blocked so jack off jokes are a no go). So help me out with some ideas to kill boredom.
Nov 8 2013 8:55AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
So nobody has porn on their hard drives?
Nov 8 2013 8:59AM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Shhhhh... Of course but you can only rub one off a few times a day. Im livin a tent with just bunks no separate living quarters. Jelly fish the showers.
Nov 8 2013 9:03AM
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Astomp
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Where you at in trashcanistan?
Nov 8 2013 9:06AM
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corona
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find the local brothel
Nov 8 2013 9:08AM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
FOB shank. Aka rocket city.
Nov 8 2013 9:09AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Throw your woobie up on one side of the bunk and poncho on the other. Personal jack shack.
Nov 8 2013 9:14AM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Good call.
Nov 8 2013 9:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Crank station
Nov 8 2013 9:18AM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Spank bank
Nov 8 2013 9:20AM
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corona
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spunk bunk
Nov 8 2013 9:21AM
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YoungJ
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SHOoT sum terrists. 'merica
Nov 8 2013 9:23AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
Sand skiing
Nov 8 2013 9:47AM
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daannnnieel
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become schizophrenic, it may not be fun but you won't be bored anymore!
Nov 8 2013 10:55AM
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triss
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Have sex with boys around u duhhh
Nov 8 2013 11:39AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
Rub club
Nov 8 2013 11:50AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
Drive a tank Play with explosives Shoot shit Eat Smoke crack
Nov 8 2013 11:56AM
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twin-tip-hero
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Awesome OPSEC bro....
Nov 8 2013 11:59AM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Your allowed to say your location without opsec violations. Spefic times dates and mission spefic locations are forbidden.
Nov 8 2013 12:02PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
1st. You're*

2nd. Every damn OPSEC brief I have ever been to includes what you have said, including location.
Nov 8 2013 12:05PM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Ohh grammar nazi! Chairforce OPSEC must be different because if you violate OPSEC saying your location you wouldn't be able to say where you're stationed at or even live. OPSEC is in effect in theater or in garrison.
Nov 8 2013 12:11PM
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Mr.Sloth
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGNTNTB
Nov 8 2013 12:22PM
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Jahaws
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How long have you been a Sapper?
Nov 8 2013 12:32PM
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twin-tip-hero
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Grammar Nazi? I think not. Simple 4th grade words are not that hard to spell, but since your ignorant ass joined the Army I'm guessing you never made it to that level. Chairforce? again a witty original comeback. Really putting that solid 35 ASVAB score to use! OPSEC is D.O.D. wide. Being out where you are I'm sure you have seen some AFN commercials. If not, or if you don't know what AFN is, it's all PSA's about this topic and others that relate to it. And as for saying where you are over the internet, lets use some of that common sense we hopefully all share. When I was deployed over to the sandbox, attached to rangers and other special forces teams, an ARMY Col. briefed us all as a unit about this exact conversation topic.
Nov 8 2013 12:38PM
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roddy116
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Go find an arabic girlfriend.
Nov 8 2013 12:39PM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
a spank bank is not a bank for spanking. its a bank of spank material. newb.
Nov 8 2013 12:40PM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Im not tabbed. The name is cause our company is a sapper company and our PSG calls himself sapper daddy and we always find it funny so i tossed the name up there.
Nov 8 2013 12:42PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Nov 8 2013 12:42PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
Hey I can copy and paste too!!! http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta
Nov 8 2013 12:45PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
Sit down on a chair, grab the sides, and pull up as hard as you can. After hours of concentration and pulling you will soon perfect vertical take off. Fly yourself somewhere nice.
Nov 8 2013 12:45PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Nov 8 2013 12:46PM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Of course youd bring up AFN you airforce guys sit in our DFAC and watch that shit non stop. What Airbase did you deploy to? and my gt score was a 117. Easily could have went airforce but I don't like sitting at a desk. What SF group did you work with?
Nov 8 2013 12:49PM
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CaptainObvious.
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Nov 8 2013 12:53PM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
Go find some of that afghan dank and your set
Nov 8 2013 12:57PM
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twin-tip-hero
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I was at Shindad AB, and would FOB out with TAC-P's from the 14th at Pope Air Field, and it's been about a year so I forget exactly what company, or whatever you guys call them in the Army, but the couple rangers were out of Benning.

As for sitting behind a desk. You get that in any branch of the military. I enjoy being treated as an equal and with respect. When I went home after my deployment work, I work with my recruiter for some free leave days. I shit you not, half the calls I answered, when in the office, where Army, Marines that wanted to get the fuck out and join the Air Force.
Nov 8 2013 1:05PM
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987321654hgfd
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LOL at OPSEC. You're allowed to give out your mailing address which usually includes the base/fop you're at or near.
Nov 8 2013 1:21PM
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987321654hgfd
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That's because all the hot chicks join the Air Force. It's a conspiracy man.
Nov 8 2013 1:25PM
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SFB
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ah i forgot about this. so good.
Nov 8 2013 1:30PM
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Sdot.
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Same team, guys... We have a joint Army/Air Force base up here, and people get along fine. Same MO, right?
Nov 8 2013 1:33PM
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Astomp
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Just a guess, but with yours guys ability to argue with each other about the military I would say you both are very fresh in your careers. Guess is e-3 or lower. Quit being gay. Show some professionalism.
Nov 8 2013 2:05PM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
That is so true. Every hot chick I saw at Manas AFB on the way here was Airforce.
Nov 8 2013 2:05PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I thought only high school kids argued about which branch is superior.
Nov 8 2013 2:17PM
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Nacho+
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u can't fap without porn?
Nov 8 2013 3:11PM
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Ryan*
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Nov 8 2013 3:26PM
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arnie_grape
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Nov 8 2013 5:59PM
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Davy.Crockett
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so much more rewarding to just use your imagination
Nov 8 2013 9:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFigs, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfig Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
Nov 8 2013 9:34PM
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_DUSTY_
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Here's 213 things you can try:

Nov 8 2013 11:06PM
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fupaface
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all of these are more formally known as "the beat lab"
Nov 8 2013 11:15PM
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SapperDaddy
Posts: 191 - Karma: 1,168
Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper
Nov 9 2013 12:48PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Yo What da fuq did you just motha fuckin say 'boutme, you little sheeit? Ill gots you know ah graduated top o' muh motha fuckin class in da Navy Seals, an' Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, an' ah gots ova 300 confirmed kills. ah be trained in gorilla warfare an' Im da top sniper in da entire US armed forces. you be nuttin' ta me but just another target. ah will wipe you da fuq out wif precision da likes o' which has never been seen 'bfoe on dis here Earf, mark muh motha fuckin motha fuckin werdz. You think you can git away wif sayindat sheeit ta me ova da Internet? Think ag'in, fucker. As we's speak ah be contacting muh motha fuckin secret network o' spies across da USA an' yo' IP iz being traced right now so you bettah prepare fo' da storm, maggot. da storm dat wipes out da pathetic little thin you page yo' life. Youre motha fuckin dead, kid. ah can be anywhere, anytime, an' ah can kill you in ova seven hundred ways, an' thats just wif muh motha fuckin bare hands. Not only be ah extensively trained in unarmed combat, but ah gots access ta da entire arsenal o' da United States Marine Corps an' ah will use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off da face o' da continent, you little sheeit. If only you could gots known what unholy retribution yo' little clever comment wuz 'boutto bring down upon you, maybe you would gots held yo' motha fuckin tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, an' now youre paying da price, you goddamn idiot. ah will sheeit fury all ova you an' you will drown in it. Youre motha fuckin dead, kiddo ya'll is mad stupid.
Nov 9 2013 1:00PM
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