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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Be American

Go to cinema
Get shot

Go to school
Get shot

Go to alley
Get shot

Be firefighter
Get shot


Sure do love 'merica

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Nov 6 2013 12:06AM
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ElMexicano
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Oh shit, I remember that in Russia if your gay you get beat. Not in the way you would want to be; if you were gay.

AMERICA!!!!'s got it pretty good and it could be better no doubt but bitching at people online that they are conservative won't do squat.
Nov 6 2013 2:41AM
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roddy116
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Wait, it thought your syrup infested country had the muslim issues, if that shit went down in America, there would be hell to pay.

no, no, its full on retard liberals, not damn liberals, get it right.
Nov 6 2013 2:42AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Might want to go think up something better to say than "syrup infested country" while I go get my beauty rest. It's bedtime for bonzo.
Nov 6 2013 2:49AM
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act.resist
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Pft, whats your point? We're not talking about russia.

What good is bitching at me about bitching at a conservative? Nothing we do it because we can and our points conflict and it gives us all politically outstretched boners.
Nov 6 2013 2:50AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Ya don't talk about politics with someone unless ya want to ended hating them, ya dingus.

For your health.
Nov 6 2013 2:51AM
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twin-tip-hero
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But who was the first to shoot?

I will tell ya who was the first to shoot!




IT WAS...
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Nov 6 2013 4:54AM
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VoodooThursday
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Nov 6 2013 7:46AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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roddy116 .... I dont even know where to start, you have been filling this thread up with piles of fictitious and miss informed garbage.

Your comment on Indians - educational opportunity exists in the from of fiscal subsidy, this is generally managed by individual bands, so not all are equal.... but considering the historical context and the barriers to graduating high school that exist, dangling a post secondary carrot out of the reach of many is actually insulting.... do a bit more reading..particularity about this issues surrounding personal land ownership, and how that is having a lasting and detrimental effect.

Your comments about Fox news .... get a better source of your info. Fox is not banned in canada .. it is illegal to broadcast false or misleading news in canada ... so if that means fox cant broadcast blatant lies, so be it . I can watch Fox tonight if I want ... but I wont, its propaganda bull shit, if you are so proud of it , keep it.

Canada as a nanny state - we actually have much less regulation in Canada than you do in the US. We also have laxer criminal laws,and less poverty. freedoms of speech and assembly are equal to or greater than that of the US (unless you want to talk about Quebec .. they are french, what can I say).

we have had federal conservative majority for over 10 years.

... I can tell you are a bit of a troll and post count whore, but thats cool. I am glad you are super stoked on your country...with their war crimes, poverty and uneducated proletariat... its awesome that you think being able to kill your self with big macs and automatic weapons with no background checks or waiting periods is the definition of freedom.....

but consider this...

I can get busted for pot possession as many times as I like, and never worry about having to go to jail, I can break my leg skiing and not have to worry about going broke from the ambulance ride or surgery, I can travel the world and be received with open arms, not looked down upon as an ignorant war criminal, we never committed genocide against aboriginals, blacks or own people, we can travel to Cuba for vacation... the list goes on.

Dont get me wrong, no hate (seriously). I dig you guys. I love ordering shit from you, cuz your tanked out economy makes ski shit super cheap for me! God Bless 'MERICA. buddy.
Nov 6 2013 8:33AM
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GayWolf420
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Such an edgy post OP. I just cut myself reading it.
Nov 6 2013 8:34AM
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Bogs
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Very true. And it's unfortunate that there is such a stigma against people with mental health problems. which only makes it harder for them to get treated.
Nov 6 2013 9:10AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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ITT: people who don't know what edgy means, but still throw it around because the other "cool" people on the internet do it.

Now thats what I call "edgy"
Nov 6 2013 9:47AM
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GayWolf420
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ITT: Another edgy post
Nov 6 2013 9:50AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Haha Theres no way to fight the "i no u r but wat am i?" method.
Nov 6 2013 9:54AM
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GayWolf420
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Still pretty edgy. Have a splendid day, good sir. *tips fedora in a friendly gesture*
Nov 6 2013 9:56AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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M'lady
Nov 6 2013 9:58AM
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Benson.
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Why are you blaming America for the crimes of a few fucked up individuals? We should be investing more time and money into mental health screening and treatment. Criminals are going to get firearms no matter how much gun control there is.
Nov 6 2013 10:06AM
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Culture+
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i would much rather live in some part Europe

but the united states is definitely not the worst country in the world
Nov 6 2013 10:07AM
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Benson.
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This. :(
Nov 6 2013 10:07AM
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henry_the_eighth
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You forgot

Go on internet
Get controlled by the Jews

Open a checking account
Get shat on by your bank

Pay taxes
Money goes to Israel
Nov 6 2013 10:13AM
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Benson.
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I support gun control, and I don't own any guns, but let's not go overboard here. It's not the government's fault or gun lobbyists' fault that (usually) mentally ill people are committing these mass slayings. It's their own fault, which is why we need to get to the root of the problem and focus on what causes the rampages, not the manner in which they are carried out. I can think of dozens of weapons I could murder people with, guns being only one of them. We need to prevent people from wanting to kill in the first place due to workplace stress, mental illness, bullying, etc. Investigate and treat the root causes, nomsayin?

And for the people bitching about America, it's far from a perfect country, but you could have it sooooo much worse. Stop bitching senselessly about America when you've never contributed a fucking single solution to any of the problems you constantly like to complain about. If you don't like something, actually try to change it, don't just talk about it on the Internet. Social media crusaders are the reason we can no longer have effective protest and movement for change in this country, because you get all fired up over a cause, then give up and think you've done enough as soon as you hit "share".
Nov 6 2013 10:16AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'd rather live in the US than anywhere else in the world. Fuck da haturz
Nov 6 2013 10:22AM
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Benson.
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There a few places I can think of that I'd consider equally as good, but I agree with you. There's nowhere else in the world that I'm dying to leave the U.S. to live in.
Nov 6 2013 10:26AM
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TechnoPotamus
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OP I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to troll, I can tell you I don't have any time for it. But what I do have is a huge amount of American pride. American pride that makes me a nightmare to fuckheads like you. If you never speak down on America or post again, that will be the end of it. But if you do, I will find you. And I will kill you.
Nov 6 2013 10:33AM
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JAHpow
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I swear, every gun thread someone pulls the "automatic weapons can be bought without a background check" argument out of their ass. It appalls me at how many people actually think that's true. The average gun owning citizen can not obtain an automatic weapon unless they go through extensive training, background checks, and are authorized by their local sheriff to own one. This whole process is very expensive. On top of that the weapons themselves cost from in the 10s to 100 thousands and they can only be fired on ranges that allow automatic fire. The only way to get an automatic weapon and bypassing the above process is to have access through the "black market" and thus criminal. Private dealers can not sell automatic weapons legally either.
Nov 6 2013 11:22AM
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howlongcanausern
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if the US had single payer/socialized medicine it would be the best country in the world
Nov 6 2013 11:29AM
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deleted5
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No, you actually can't have the same rights if you are gay. If you are gay in most states you can't get on your husbands or wifes insurance policy through work. There was also a case in Georgia where a state trooper was killed and his "boyfriend" couldn't claim the benefits because they were not legally married even though they lived together for over 10 years, it's not just a title.
Nov 6 2013 11:40AM
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MilaKunis
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So there's 2 points I want to make here. When a country overruns a nation usually it just kills everyone and calls it good without giving them any assistance. Also if we gave them the shittiest land isnt that providing an incentive to get off the land and live somewhere nice?
Nov 6 2013 11:43AM
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roddy116
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shhhh, you come of as a crazy gun nut!
Nov 6 2013 11:43AM
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JAHpow
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If it takes being called a "gun not" to actually know the process then so be it.
Nov 6 2013 11:57AM
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JAHpow
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*nut
Nov 6 2013 11:57AM
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corona
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Roddy116 knows absolutely nothing about Canada and comes off as what the rest of the world considers a typical ignorant American. Good job.
Nov 6 2013 12:05PM
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roddy116
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such as?
Nov 6 2013 12:31PM
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corona
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Huh. Actually I just read through all your posts in this thread and you've really only said 2 things directly about Canada:

1- Fox News is banned
2- religious symbols are banned

Both of which are wrong. Completely wrong.


The rest of what you've said is fluff with the the insinuation that Canada is an oppressive state that shits on human rights. Which is hilarious considering Canada is one of the best countries in the world for human rights, definitely outranking the good ol' USA.
Nov 6 2013 1:00PM
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Rusticles
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Just purely out of interest, could I buy an AR15 or similar semi auto assault rifle and what is the largest clip i could purchase? What kind of back ground check would be required and how long would I have to wait???? actually interested on this.
Nov 6 2013 1:25PM
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Huck_Norris
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On a scale of One--->America, how free do you feel today NS??
Nov 6 2013 1:44PM
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SFB
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Nov 6 2013 1:51PM
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.AR6rider.
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They sell 100 round AR-15 drum magazines at my local gun shop. I don't know if it's the largest, but it's probably up there. You don't need any kind of background check to buy magazines.
Nov 6 2013 1:53PM
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El_Barto.
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Its a magazine or a drum....not a clip
Nov 6 2013 1:55PM
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Rusticles
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OK drum or magazine, how hard to obtain??
Nov 6 2013 1:58PM
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Rusticles
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how hard is it to get an AR15? how much do they cost??
Nov 6 2013 1:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
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100 million dollars. extremely difficult to come by. you have to run through seven cornfields backwards while clucking like a chicken.
Nov 6 2013 2:03PM
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Rusticles
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fuck!!!!! I'll never get one.. damn it I really wanted one
Nov 6 2013 2:08PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'll sell you mine for 1 million. 99% off! No way you can turn down a deal that great.
Nov 6 2013 2:10PM
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corona
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seeing as you're from Canada, you'll never get one. AR15's are banned by name.

Also all magazines for semi-auto rifles need to be pinned off at 5. The exceptions being some rifles that use hand gun magazines which have a limit of 10 and rim fire rifles which have no limit.
Nov 6 2013 2:12PM
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JAHpow
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For the US, going by Minnesota laws, you have to have a permit to purchase first where you fill out an application and submit it to your sheriff's department while paying a fee. Once that is cleared you may purchase an AR15 and under go a full background check and walk out of the store with it. Clip size varies by state I believe, Minnesota allows high capacity magazines.
Nov 6 2013 2:21PM
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roddy116
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no I'm pretty darn sure that they have...

Nov 6 2013 2:41PM
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.Duncan.
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Thats sort of true but not really.
Nov 6 2013 2:48PM
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corona
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Yea no, you're completely wrong.

Fox News was prevented from merging with the Canadian company Global. They are currently on about every cable network in Canada.

Religious symbols have not ever been banned in Canada. In Quebec there is a motion to not allow public servants from wearing large religious symbols at work. It hasn't passed, and if it does will get overturned right away. Either through court rulings or as soon as their retarded premier is kicked out of office at the next election.


So yea. What you said is completely wrong.
Nov 6 2013 2:50PM
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JAHpow
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Uh ok, you got anything add?
Nov 6 2013 3:00PM
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.Hugo.
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A real badass would have shot that elk themselves, not sit on their ass in a dorm all day and take handouts.
Nov 6 2013 3:02PM
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