How did you get your poles?

I was all about the jr rental poles, until one day I drove two hours to ski down a mountain and I noticed I forgot my stolen jr rental poles. So I walked around the base of the mountain looking for some freebies. It was bat country I couldn't possibly get away with it. So I went to the rental shop and there was a sign on the door that said in CAPS NO FREE POLES HERE! I thought to myself Tanner Hall must be behind this evil sign, and went back to my car. I opened my trunk and noticed there was 2 empty cases of beer bottles. I went back to town and returned them for a few bucks. on my way back there was a hitch hiker looking to get a lift back to the mountain, I pulled over, even though he smelt worse then Harlout's touque I gave him a lift. He said i'll buy you coffee for the ride. I said give me the 2$ instead. We arrived back at my place of snow skiing, kicked the smelly hippy to the curb and went straight to the pro shop. I skipped all the man sized poles and went straight for the jr poles. The sales person looked at me weird as im 7.8 ft tall. I found some atomic jr poles on sale for $9.99. So I put my pennies and loonies and toonies together and bought my first pair of poles. They aren't the same since I payed good money for them. I can no longer ski the same. I'm to worried about braking my 9.99 jr poles. There fore they are on kijiji and ebay as we speak. I want my $10.13 back. I will steal a new set on opening day. Most likely from a 11 year old boy who can barely walk in his ski boots. Why you ask? because I'll get mad respect from my homies in the park when I tell them I stole these poles. The amount of respect will be crazy, it will push me to finally land the most futuristic of spins and go pro.