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Dating website for skiers

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
i dunno, found this ad while watching you tube, for a skiers dating website.
pretty sure its bullshit but if you are a lonely skier human look no further. i'm definitely not joining but someone should and report back.
Oct 30 2013 10:29PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Attention All buttersluts!!!! this site is for you!!!!!
Oct 30 2013 10:30PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37372 - Karma: 119,843
I love bush. Will check it out.
Oct 30 2013 10:30PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
It worked for me, I can testify
Oct 30 2013 10:30PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
I bet everyone who's on there smells bad.
Oct 30 2013 10:31PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
It's scary when people don't realize ads are targeting them..
Oct 30 2013 10:32PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
just because im a lonely single looking for love doesnt mean its a targeted ad.
Oct 30 2013 10:34PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
you mean newschoolers?
Oct 30 2013 11:17PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Oct 30 2013 11:17PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Oooooooooooohhhh kill em
Oct 30 2013 11:18PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
No really i dont understand, like...does he think i date nsers? Or is my name being used as an adjective. Why am i being personally called out?
Oct 30 2013 11:21PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
You sound desperate
Oct 30 2013 11:23PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Is this real life
Oct 30 2013 11:25PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
Only if you're a sexy mod like elgato
Oct 30 2013 11:44PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Jesus this is pathetic. Just stop
Oct 30 2013 11:45PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
Remember when I slaughtered your family under the Christmas tree? I'll do it again.
Oct 30 2013 11:48PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Did you eat a box of cheese afterwards?
Oct 30 2013 11:49PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
it was probably cheez-itz
Oct 30 2013 11:54PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
dude suck my dick.
Oct 30 2013 11:59PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
I am team butterslut
Oct 31 2013 12:00AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
I AM BUTTERSLUT
Oct 31 2013 12:06AM
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ged.bend
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Oct 31 2013 12:06AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
threadz
Oct 31 2013 12:08AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51614 - Karma: 162,020
I thought that's what NS was. MaryO where are youuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 31 2013 12:09AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Ok guys, but seriously why is my poop sometimes green?
Oct 31 2013 12:13AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
lol dude butterslut is 100x coolr then u.
Oct 31 2013 12:15AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
powdered purple gatorade. no joke will turn your poop green. every time
Oct 31 2013 12:15AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Or the blue powerade soft drink like they have at mcdonalds.
Oct 31 2013 12:17AM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
blueberries too. like wtf.
Oct 31 2013 12:17AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
the ratio on that website is probably 10 men to every 1 women
Oct 31 2013 12:17AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
omg!! who posted what? i missed it
Oct 31 2013 12:23AM
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town_nudist
Posts: 92 - Karma: 207
that neopolitan ice cream always turns my shit green. which is weird cause anyway u mix n match pink brown n white, u can't get green
Oct 31 2013 12:39AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
butterslut is thirsty af


but actually ily butterslut. :****
Oct 31 2013 1:08AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
it was the mila kunis kid.
Oct 31 2013 10:25AM
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first_rodeo
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/740364/



even poon wizard Parry uses POF to bang randoms
Oct 31 2013 10:37AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
Add me guys
Oct 31 2013 10:47AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
time to plow some ski bunnies

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Oct 31 2013 10:48AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
making a profile now

username - powsucker69

email is - skitillyoudie@gmail.com

pwd - powskier

I signed up as a pro celebrity skier making over 100k a year. Don't fuck this up.
Oct 31 2013 11:17AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
100* to 1
Oct 31 2013 11:25AM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
No no u u
Oct 31 2013 3:24PM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
Threads
Oct 31 2013 3:30PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
some lowlife piece of shit already changed the password
Oct 31 2013 3:38PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
threads
Oct 31 2013 3:42PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142

EXACTLY.

Seems like everyone who's been here for over 5 years has at some point slept with another member on this site.

Oct 31 2013 3:44PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Gaper Match

Find your gaper, Today

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Oct 31 2013 3:44PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
and sour cream and onion chips
Oct 31 2013 3:51PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
got it fixed.

the password is now "powderskier"
Oct 31 2013 5:04PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
lol nvm, its already been banned for violating the terms and conditions. hahahaha.
Oct 31 2013 5:09PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
shots fired
Oct 31 2013 5:20PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Urinating in someones ass is probably considered a violation
Oct 31 2013 5:24PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
if they are a true skier they wouldnt mind
Nov 1 2013 1:18PM
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