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Most common park injuries

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APAUK
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I was wondering what injuries you guys leave with after a day of park skiing. i am usually bruised in my hips. (This is for a school project so i would appreciate any comments). Thanks guys!
Oct 30 2013 7:24PM
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J-C
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Loose anus
Fucking FKS










Oct 30 2013 7:26PM
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ermz
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Fucked up thumbs
Oct 30 2013 7:26PM
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ermz
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Also another issue
Oct 30 2013 7:27PM
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Miomo
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Torn vagina. Gotta man the fuck up.
Oct 30 2013 7:29PM
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first_rodeo
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raw stretched uncircumcised tissue
Oct 30 2013 7:32PM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
acl seems to be way too common. always seems to happen when you least expect it. tore mine on a warm up trick on a mellow feature on an icy day.
Oct 30 2013 7:37PM
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APAUK
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K+ for good answers. Don't try and be funny with dumb ass answers like "torn vagina".
Oct 30 2013 7:38PM
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
When I fall I hurt the rail
Oct 30 2013 7:40PM
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Miomo
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If you didn't want answers like that, then why the fuck did you post this on Newschoolers?
Oct 30 2013 7:50PM
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curt_
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I'd say #1 is tearing up the knees, then shoulders. and skiers thumb and concussions are big ones too.

Oct 30 2013 7:51PM
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Spiri7o
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I know your pain
Oct 30 2013 7:55PM
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Seth.S
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My thoughts on most occurring to least occurring

Contusions and Abrasions
Shin Splints (Shin Bang)
Skier's Thumb
Concussion
Strains (anywhere)
Separated shoulder
Subluxed/Dislocated shoulder
Sprained knee (this includes tears)
Fractures
Oct 30 2013 7:59PM
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gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
My back from tacoing rails. Happened last year and I pulled a muscle then I had to do situps for conditioning the next day. It was hell
Oct 30 2013 8:54PM
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outdoortech
Posts: 313 - Karma: 2,197
meniscus,
seeing as i need a new one,
can still ski on it though!
Oct 30 2013 8:58PM
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will_powder
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Shin bang. As hard as you try to land well, when you're trying new stuff landing backseat always happens.

I'd say collarbones and shoulders are pretty common.

Obvs knees.

Concussions.

Bruised heels suck too, take forever to "heel"
Oct 30 2013 9:02PM
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Blake.P
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without a doubt the most common actual injuries (bruising your hip and being a pussy doesnt count as an injury)

ACL's
popped out shoulders
skiers thumb
concussions
Oct 30 2013 9:31PM
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AndrewUtter
Posts: 225 - Karma: 1,083
Don't forget about taint bruises
Oct 30 2013 9:35PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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nut bang
Oct 30 2013 9:47PM
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BagOTricks
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I always mess my thumbs up and leave with bruised hips.
Never seem to stay hydrated enough so one bump on the head gives me a headache.
Constantly tweaking my shoulders when I go down.
Oct 30 2013 9:51PM
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
Totally ACL tear. Eventually everyone is going to tear their ACL one way or another. or any of the CLs around your patella
Oct 30 2013 10:01PM
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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
torched confidence/embarassed
Oct 30 2013 10:01PM
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Blake.P
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you cant get a new meniscus. they can either stitch it together (depending on where it is) or they just remove the torn section
Oct 30 2013 10:09PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Collar Bones
Oct 30 2013 10:22PM
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Nieds
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I've cracked a few of my teeth.
Oct 30 2013 10:27PM
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perryhunter
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Same with you, I usually have bruises on hips and legs. One time, I sprained my wrist that I even thought my bone was fractured.
Oct 30 2013 10:30PM
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Seth.S
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Bruising can actually turn into a serious problem if not treated properly, I agree little cuts and bumps aren't true injuries, but if you are repetitively hitting the same bruise and it doesn't heal properly, it could turn into Myositis Ossificans - bone growth in the muscle bruised.
Oct 30 2013 11:52PM
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SFB
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i tear my vagina so much in the park. definitely a common injury.
Oct 31 2013 12:10AM
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Erikgorn
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my ego when I see 12 year olds that are better than me
Oct 31 2013 1:04AM
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Zimmerman
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Currently laid the fuck up post-op with a plate and 7 screws in my collarbone
Oct 31 2013 1:18AM
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--ski--
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Thumbs and knees (particularly the left).
Oct 31 2013 6:34AM
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anything that has to do with feet or ankles
Oct 31 2013 8:39AM
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TheDoughAbides
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paper cuts from countin them bills...but actually my shattered dreams probably hurt the most...
Oct 31 2013 8:48AM
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John18_6
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BROKEN ANKLES
Oct 31 2013 9:46AM
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theabortionator
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Collarbones are pretty common for breaks.

I think the most common injury is hurt feeling though. Honestly that's probably the worst too. Broken bones and other injuries hurt, but you go to the hospital and they fix them. Hurt feelings might not seem that bad but you could be going to therapy for the rest of your life trying to shake the shame.
Oct 31 2013 10:01AM
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ski0
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- 'blown' knees / ankles
- concussion
- broken wrist
- dislocated shoulder
- skiers thumb

In terms of serious injuries, these are the big ones.
Oct 31 2013 10:35AM
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LastChairMedia
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Hurt Ego... #1
Oct 31 2013 10:44AM
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ABalls
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Every single time I leave with shinbang and toe bang
Oct 31 2013 11:23AM
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first_rodeo
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drunk concussions
Oct 31 2013 11:29AM
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theabortionator
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What'd you do now? Did they give you one of the sweet cooler packs that pumps ice water around your shoulder? If not you can have mine.

Dem bones
Oct 31 2013 11:32AM
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jlshreds
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My tees get torn
Oct 31 2013 12:03PM
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rach
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been there done that, i'm sorry. It seems that a lot of skiers have broken a clavicle or seperated a shoulder at one point or another, sometimes both at once, although I am told that is pretty rare.
Oct 31 2013 12:15PM
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hippi3773
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My tail bone always hurts after a good day of park skiing
Oct 31 2013 12:19PM
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BLADEE
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Shins, and skiers thumb would have to be mine.
Oct 31 2013 12:37PM
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NotGhood
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bone spurs from boots

shin bang

bruised elbows/hips/ribs
Oct 31 2013 1:34PM
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theabortionator
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Oct 31 2013 1:54PM
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gaper-raper
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broken jaw = case jump switch knee to jaw. talked like an absolute retard for 4 weeks
Oct 31 2013 3:53PM
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Zimmerman
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Opening weekend at killington. I did it doing a k fed on a flat rail. It was lols
Nov 1 2013 2:01AM
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cannaguts666
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How much do you want for it?
Nov 1 2013 2:04AM
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Olimar
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actually though... probably one of the most painful injuries I have ever sustained from skiing.
Nov 1 2013 9:44AM
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