Replying to Stories from the shack?

Anybody got any epic stories about smoke shacks? I don't.

The best story I can think of is a time when a group of friends and I hit an easily found smoke shack at a local resort.

A lady tailed us down the path, out of curiosity I assume, only to run into a bunch of park rats gittin all types o' fugged up...

She was all like, "Where in fuck did you guys take me?!?"

We were all like, "..."

Then she decided to skate uphill to the next run, which always looks a bit silly...

Annnnd thats my shitty shack story. Someone top it please!