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Really into this girl...

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Dode
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So I'm really into this girl that I'm pretty good friends with but she has a boyfriend and they've been dating for a few years. I'm better than him at like everything but he could probably beat me up. I think that she is somewhat interested in me and has been for a while and I want to get her to break up with her boyfriend so that I could date her but I'm not sure how to do this.. Any advice on shit like this is appreciated.
Oct 28 2013 12:58AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Oct 28 2013 12:59AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Bang her boyfriend. She'll get jealous and want you
Oct 28 2013 12:59AM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
Ball is life. We don't love dem hoes
Oct 28 2013 1:00AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Hahahaha "I'm better than him at like everything" I hope this is a joke because you sound like the biggest dick wiz ever
Oct 28 2013 1:02AM
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Horsefacekillah
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1.Tell her your better
2.Breaks up with her bf
3.Lays you
4.?????
5.profit
Oct 28 2013 1:09AM
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.Hugo.
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Display your dominance and mark your territory by peeing on her
Oct 28 2013 1:11AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Ask her out to dinner and talk about it. If she's actually into you then maybe she'll break up with her current bf, if not move on then.

I mean is it really that hard?
Oct 28 2013 1:14AM
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Aidan-G
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Challenge him to anything you're better at (I'm assuming you're best at D&D). When he loses she'll realize she's with the lesser male and be forever yours because high school is exactly like the discovery channel
Oct 28 2013 1:14AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Kill her boyfriend and feed him to her in chili. She'll appreciate your culinary mastery and fall head over heels for you.
Oct 28 2013 1:18AM
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.Hugo.
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Challenge him to a sword fight. And im not talking bout the medieval kind of sword fight...
Oct 28 2013 1:18AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Oh I get it. They're gonna slap each other with their dicks because this thread is gay
Oct 28 2013 1:19AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
No, japanese style with samurai swords
Oct 28 2013 1:22AM
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Aidan-G
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I know. I posted and regretted. I think it might be time to call it a night
Oct 28 2013 1:23AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Joke would be on OP because the current bf would have still gotten inside of her.
Oct 28 2013 1:29AM
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Ryan*
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Oct 28 2013 1:36AM
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Ryan*
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Oct 28 2013 1:37AM
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fupaface
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Oct 28 2013 1:38AM
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fupaface
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Oct 28 2013 1:40AM
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Wompuscat
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Kill him. Only solution.
Oct 28 2013 1:43AM
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Ryan*
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Oct 28 2013 1:49AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Bring her some daisies, ya' dingus, it's not so hard!

For your health!
Oct 28 2013 1:59AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
Do you ever wonder why you milk tastes sour when you take a sip of it?
Just check the expiration date dummy.
For your health.
Oct 28 2013 2:04AM
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ILLinoisance
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Oct 28 2013 2:06AM
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daannnnieel
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Oct 28 2013 2:15AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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The FUCK is goin' on?
Oct 28 2013 2:17AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
conclusion of thread: Taj. gets immediate +K
Oct 28 2013 2:52AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Don't break up a happy couple over your own selfish teenage desires.

Bang some other slut, it will feel just as good, everyone wins. Unless she has an STD.
Oct 28 2013 2:55AM
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seanflynnoh
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Oct 28 2013 8:27AM
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Chubbs.
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Mount her in front of her mate.
Oct 28 2013 8:41AM
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theabortionator
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OP

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Oct 28 2013 8:51AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Oct 28 2013 8:55AM
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Benson.
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Oct 28 2013 8:56AM
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skiierman
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You have to mark your territory. During class sit behind this girl and gently piss onto her leg, only a few drops will do. The next time she meets up with her boyfriend, he'll smell your presence on her and he will break it off... or her neck. It could go either way but at the end of it she will be single.
Oct 28 2013 8:56AM
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Benson.
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And there's a 50% chance she'll be dead. That's a plus too.
Oct 28 2013 8:57AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Ah a famous "Skiierman's Guide to being Single" quote. Was that an excerpt of Chapter 5?
Oct 28 2013 9:22AM
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you're goin at this all wrong. what you need to do is get him to cheat on her. get him and your trashiest female friend wasted together and let nature run its course and send her pictures anonymously while she's in class.

OR

Steal his phone and send him nudes from another girl, preferably his little sister to her phone while she is again in class.
Oct 28 2013 9:46AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
ok so you gotta use reverse psychology. what you have to do is go fuck her boyfriend and then convince everybody in school that you guys are together. she'll get so jealous that she'll try and get back at her boyfriend by winning you over. You can do this OP, hide that sausage like you love to
Oct 28 2013 10:18AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
No, chapter 8. "I pissed on a girl and liked it" with special guest ghost writer, Chris Brown.
Oct 28 2013 10:30AM
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j-cal
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this one got me. So funny.
Oct 28 2013 10:38AM
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Ryan*
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That's my new favorite gif
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Oct 28 2013 12:11PM
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Benson.
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Don't make fun of him, he's special needs.
Oct 28 2013 12:19PM
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Phil-X-
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Subtle similarity to my post in "how to get a roommate to stop masturbating when he thinks youre sleeping".... So I completely back and support this.

"Charge at him and urinate on him, this will show dominance and he will only pleasure himself when you allow"
Oct 28 2013 12:22PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,983
This could be possible if they had been dating for a few months, but a few YEARS? You're gonna have to be real lucky to break them up, but if you want it bad enough you can make it happen.
Oct 28 2013 5:52PM
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edhonson21
Posts: 249 - Karma: 227
"Ohh kill em,ohh kill em ohhhhhh"
Oct 28 2013 6:01PM
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HWW
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Best threadjack I've seen in a long time...
Oct 28 2013 6:06PM
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BigScaryLarry
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only looked at the cat gifs lol
Oct 28 2013 7:10PM
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hippy.
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GIVE THE SLUT MONEY...SLUTS LOVE MONEY
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Oct 28 2013 7:13PM
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elinde
Posts: 1466 - Karma: 3,048
taj has made this thread a beautiful place
Oct 28 2013 7:21PM
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hippy.
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Already seen it :)
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Oct 28 2013 7:21PM
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