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Biggest dick move someone has pulled on you.

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YungEz
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Heres mine.

Call Drop
Coming up to jump
Trying to practice blunts
So I straight air as soon as I'm in the air
notice a snowboarder on the knuckle
Fuck.
Crash right into her
We're both hurt laying on the ground
Out of nowhere flying gaper dad tackles me.
Screams "Stay on the ground!"
200 pound gaper dad on my back screaming that i could of killed her.
Tell him I couldn't see her
He starts screaming "Ski Patrol!"
I then get harassed for 20 minutes till ski patrol comes and cuts my pass.

Shit day. Tell me yours.

Oct 27 2013 11:47PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
stole llama head
Oct 27 2013 11:51PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
Little kid tried to jump over my skis while I was clicked into them and standing still next to the lift line. He crashed and I helped him up and had a nice little "chat" with him. Luckily he didn't really damage my skis.
Oct 27 2013 11:52PM
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KingGeedorah
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"STAY DOWN!" has to be my favorite part of that story.
Oct 27 2013 11:55PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
I died at "flying gaper dad"
Oct 28 2013 12:35AM
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roddy116
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Oct 28 2013 12:42AM
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snakerton
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You should of just punched the dad and skied away.

But actually that sucks. Was is a season pass?
Oct 28 2013 1:00AM
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phyz
Posts: 573 - Karma: 937
At first it sounded to me like it was your dad who tackled you...
Oct 28 2013 1:06AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Told me to go "smooth" the jump. Jump was fucking 50 meters away, I just skiied away, not smoothing a jump so a asshat can go hit it and I have to hike back up.
Oct 28 2013 1:07AM
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Bensun
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 a snow boarder is doing fat s turns to the right of me and I am straight lining a jump and he doesn't look and cuts hard without looking smashing  his back into my side. His board takes off my ski and I proceed to go over the jump land on the knuckle and sprain both my wrists / dislocate my thumb. he then unstraps his board and starts screaming at me while I am crawling to get out of the way of the jump. He holds me on the ground until my friends and some fellow skiers tell him to fuck off.


I see him later in the day being towed by ski patrol


Karmas a bitch

Oct 28 2013 1:42AM
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YungEz
Posts: 62 - Karma: 4,828
Dad was at least 200 pounds couldn't get him off me ski patrol didn't care
Oct 28 2013 1:46AM
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CRiP
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haha you shoulda bit him
Oct 28 2013 1:52AM
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
IT IS YOU. OH GOD.
Oct 28 2013 2:05AM
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animeallstar
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Eric you're on a role with these threadz. Fucking snow valley
Oct 28 2013 2:24AM
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will_powder
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good luck getting away at valley

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Oct 28 2013 3:33AM
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RipeTomato
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So when my friend and I were like 13 we were riding the lift up in the park and there were some guys filming for the Minnesota Nice film, if you're familiar with that. Anyway one of the riders failed real bad on an easier feature and my idiot friend pointed and laughed at him. Right next to the skiers he pointed at was some huge black dude in like 6XL and I'm like "oh shit, stop pointing!"

Anyway, we skied the rest of the day and then like 6 hours later we got to the top of another lift and that guy was waiting at the top and immediately starts screaming at my friend. I'm just staring and don't know what to do and then the guy turns and looks at me and says "Nah nigga, it was him!" Then he comes over to me and starts saying how he's gonna beat the shit out of us and I'm fucking terrified. The guy looked to be at least 250 lb, if not 300. He keeps going on and on about how we was talkin shit about him and doesn't give me a second to talk.

Eventually I get a chance to try to explain to him that "we were laughing at the people behind him." Then the fucker turns around and says "Oh, you mean you was laughin at my friends?" I didn't notice the three black men standing behind him, lurking in the shadows. So now I'm fucked and there's nobody around except for my friend. Luckily ski patrol was making rounds and appeared right after that and confronts the guy. The guy tells how he was just teachin us some respect and I shake his hand and he rides his board away.

Seriously, this guy was in his 30s and he was still mad enough to scare the shit out of some kids 6 hours later after accidentally being pointed at. Fucking dick. Kudos to the guy for catching my friend pointing from way up on the lift though. He must have excellent vision.
Oct 28 2013 4:02AM
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RipeTomato
Posts: 231 - Karma: 289
So when my friend and I were like 13 we were riding the lift up in the park and there were some guys filming for the Minnesota Nice film, if you're familiar with that. Anyway one of the riders failed real bad on an easier feature and my idiot friend pointed and laughed at him. Right next to the skiers he pointed at was some huge black dude in like 6XL and I'm like "oh shit, stop pointing!"

Anyway, we skied the rest of the day and then like 6 hours later we got to the top of another lift and that guy was waiting at the top and immediately starts screaming at my friend. I'm just staring and don't know what to do and then the guy turns and looks at me and says "Nah nigga, it was him!" Then he comes over to me and starts saying how he's gonna beat the shit out of us and I'm fucking terrified. The guy looked to be at least 250 lb, if not 300. He keeps going on and on about how we was talkin shit about him and doesn't give me a second to talk.

Eventually I get a chance to try to explain to him that "we were laughing at the people behind him." Then the fucker turns around and says "Oh, you mean you was laughin at my friends?" I didn't notice the three black men standing behind him, lurking in the shadows. So now I'm fucked and there's nobody around except for my friend. Luckily ski patrol was making rounds and appeared right after that and confronts the guy. The guy tells how he was just teachin us some respect and I shake his hand and he rides his board away.

Seriously, this guy was in his 30s and he was still mad enough to scare the shit out of some kids 6 hours later after accidentally being pointed at. Fucking dick. Kudos to the guy for catching my friend pointing from way up on the lift though. He must have excellent vision.
Oct 28 2013 4:03AM
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RipeTomato
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Goddamn it, don't know how the triple post happened. Sorry guys! haha
Oct 28 2013 4:11AM
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HWW
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You should stop here.
Oct 28 2013 4:14AM
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RipeTomato
Posts: 231 - Karma: 289
Trying to say that him pointing and laughing was the biggest dick move in that story?
Oct 28 2013 4:51AM
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Rem-Dog
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hahaha!
Oct 28 2013 6:41AM
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Mag
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What's bad is I only realized you'd posted it 3 times once id read through every single one...
Oct 28 2013 7:20AM
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theabortionator
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My mom found my stash of stolen goods when I was 4. Couldn't watch power rangers for 2 weeks. What a dick move. I never got over it
Oct 28 2013 8:17AM
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STwoops
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so my "friend" cuts me in line at whistler on the lifts with the pull down domes and I had beeen talking with my other two homies (three person chair) about how fun it was going to be to hot box it. So Im left with some old man on this ten minute chair ride and I can see smoke pouring out of the chair in front of me and the old dude says 'wish i had some of that'. FUCK
Oct 28 2013 11:47AM
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LastChairMedia
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,855
#fuckgapers
Oct 28 2013 11:47AM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
ive taken icy snowballs to the stomach a few times. fuck skiing under the lift
Oct 28 2013 1:27PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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CLAH
Oct 28 2013 1:29PM
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JoshWong
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One time we started a snowball exchange with a group of random teenagers. Every time we would be on the lift. They'd be riding down and we'd hail them with snowballs. Then vice versus as we would go down and they'd be on the lift. (My home mountain is a very very short run) They didnt seem to mind an I thought we were all having good fun with it. We were all getting in some good shots on both sides. I got one of the girls in their group with a solid snowball throw. Just throwing it into the group. Happened to hit her. Apparently one of the guys was her bf or brother or something. But I guess he got pissed cause he went and reported it to ski patrol. They came out on the hill looking for me. Stopped me at the bottom of the run and kicked me off the mountain. So lame
Oct 28 2013 1:42PM
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Mr.Huck
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Hahahaha!

All he needed was the cape.

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Oct 28 2013 2:08PM
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PackBombs
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Stocked a shitload of snow on my skis before getting on a lift and clicked my boots while passing over some scrubs. Later found out the same guy who sold me my skis reported me and I get thrown out. What a dick..
Oct 28 2013 2:08PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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The holiday valley yellow safety patrol people cut my pass for going too fast on the ski cross course because they had all stopped in the middle of it to chat.
Oct 28 2013 2:49PM
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hemlockjibber8
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Op. make sure the jump is clear. That's the rules, not matter how silly dem bitches are
Oct 28 2013 2:56PM
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first_rodeo
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snowboarder couldn't stop and decided running into my family was the best option
Oct 28 2013 3:06PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
riding up to jump (25 footer)
gonna do a 5
instinct tells me not to
i dont
almost tail tap little kid and mom
scream "fuck you

probably shouldnt of said that

Oct 28 2013 3:14PM
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phyz
Posts: 573 - Karma: 937
Who the fuck are these kooks who keep feeling the right to physically hold people on the ground?
Oct 28 2013 3:16PM
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deletedelete
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I don't think the kid was the dick in this situation
Oct 28 2013 3:50PM
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gotti
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if ski patrol cuts your pass and you are above a mid mountain lift where they dont check passes couldnt you still get on the lift?
Oct 28 2013 4:15PM
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Alex.S
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I hate the ski patrol sometimes, especially the ones at my mountain. They are all old men and women. I was skiing the terrain park one day and swerved onto the tow rope right in the middle of it, and I know I was in the wrong by cutting some of the people at the bottom of the line, however old ski patrol man yanks me by my coat, holds me in place, screams at me and tells me I am no good and that he has talked to me "9 times already" (He didn't) and said if I was ever seen doing 1 more thing wrong I would have my season pass cut. When I said I have never done it before he said "it's always you twin tip rail skiers." Wow, way to stereotype an entire group of skiers.
Oct 28 2013 4:18PM
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a_burger
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Poached the liftline under the spruce chair at Sunday River, friend was dropping and ejected when he landed, while I'm waiting for him to clean up his shit some gaper mom though that I was scared too go off the jump, and said "stay there I'll tell ski patrol too send help at the top"

I hauled ass out of there, and swapped the two hoodies I was wearing, and saw ski patrol looking for us at the bottom of the lift after the next run.
Oct 28 2013 4:21PM
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Calb3rt
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my local hill is really flat and the ski racers would use the jump landings as starting gates and have their runs wind through the park. there would be a dozen people standing on the knuckle or in the landing and i would always land/run into their gates.

and one time a guy came up to me and said "hey, check out my new watch." i looked down, it was really his penis draped over his wrist.
Oct 28 2013 4:30PM
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~~~~~~~~
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someone stole my little brothers skis, tiny atomic punx.

But then someone on NS hooked me up on a deal to replace them and another sent him a ton of stickers and a handwritten note so not a dick move in the end.
Oct 28 2013 4:36PM
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das
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back in the early high school days me and my friends used to go to the backside of the mountain where there was a cat track cutting across the top with out of bounds on the one side, we would take a trail in that would bring us right close to the cat track and dig a network of hidden trenches allowing us to lay fire upon gordons, alberta tourists and even one ski patrol with that one we had a good getaway trail as he was hunting for us when we got to the run we were straight lining moguls with our hands full of our gear we had no time to put on luckily we got away. Then one day these two alberta tourists (snowboarders) middle aged young couple were cruising by our trenches and ultimately we went for the easy target the girl, she was riding heel edge from us I missed but my one friend nailed her in the back that drew her attention as she turned her torso our last friend unleashed a rocket and hit the bulls eye right smack in the goggles. She hit the deck we shit our pants and before we could even get to our skis her boyfriend was in beast mode and caught us within seconds even through a good section of waist deep pow. So he caught us and we came out of the woods his girlfriend was crying on the cat track and my one friend who got her good broke her goggles it was a pretty intense shot. Somehow he didnt beat the shit out of us thankfully but he was very insistent we buy her new goggles. As we were skiing down a black diamond mogul run we could have ditched these snowboarders so easily like we were waiting for them to make it down but we didnt and went to the ski shop and bought her some sick oakleys much better than the shitty goggles she was wearing. They didnt go to ski patrol so we got off the hook but we deffinatley ruined there weekend after that we stopped our antics on the hill and SHB (ski hill bandits) was to RIP
Oct 28 2013 4:51PM
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ndye
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lol, you guys sound like dicks
Oct 28 2013 5:01PM
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Fitz_
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Onetime when I was like 12 I was skiing with a few of my friends and our dads at our small local resort and it was late at night and we were bombing around the hills and stuff and there was this little kid and his dad on snowboards going slowly down the side of the hill and we just flew right by them like 20 feet away and we got to the bottom of the run about to get in the lift line and then the little kids dad come down and starts screaming and swearing at my friend saying he could have crashed right into his son even through we weren't even close to him. Then my friends dad got mad and started yelling at this guy and they got in a big argument. Then we eventually skied away and after that run my friend and his dad left and then 5 minutes later ski patrol comes up to me and as questioning me and stuff because the kids dad went to ski patrol and complained but ski patrol thought it was me he was talking about and after like 5 minutes of being harassed by ski patrol we finially explained it wasn't me and that it was my friend who just left. So yeah I never saw that guy after that though and lucky they didn't pull my pass for something I didn't even do.
Oct 28 2013 5:04PM
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Benson.
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Story time: This is probably my worst one. Many years ago when my friends and I were in middle school, we thought it would be funny to ding-dong ditch this guy who lives in my friend's neighborhood. He had a reputation for being a real hardass, grumpy adult, so we took it upon ourselves to see if we could ding-dong ditch him and get away with it. We did, but one of my dumbass friends got caught. This asshole then calls the fucking cops because of a ding-dong ditch by a few little kids at 9 pm on a friday night.

Flash forward to a couple months ago. My friends and I (still the same group) like to walk around the neighborhood frequently and just talk about random shit. We usually go down to Rite-Aid to get drinks and snacks, and we were on our way to do this when we walked past this guy's house. Suddenly, this moron runs up the street behind us with his dog on a leash and a flashlight in hand SCREAMING about how we knocked on his door and then ran away. We tried to very calmly and politely plead our case (the fucking idiot couldn't grasp the fact that we walked up the street from the opposite way that the people who did it ran), but the guy starts screaming and hollering in the middle of the fucking road about how he's going to get us all arrested for harassment.

Then shit got REAL WEIRD. This fucking asshole actually accuses us of trying to spy on his 9 year-old daughter who he claimed happened to be changing near the window at the time the doorbell was rung. I was really offended by this and responded with a smartass comment, so he says he's going to "put me in a hole in the ground". (I could beat this pussy 20 ways to Sunday). And then he says my friends better watch their mouths or he'll fight them too. We're loling at this point, and he doesn't like that, so he advances on one of my friends. He talks a lot more shit but is too big of a pussy to throw a punch, so he goes inside and calls the cops. We did nothing wrong so we kept walking. The police show up and we walk over and explain to the officers what happened. For some reason, they take the side of this douchebag (because we're young punk teenagers), and harass us for 20 minutes. They make us give them our names and ID, so now our fucking names are in the town police system for no reason at all. They let us go, and we went down to the station to talk to the officer again. He says, it's fine, that guy does that all the time, he's just really angry. Turns out he called them out AGAIN like 20 minutes later and they found the kids who actually did it, and they let them go with a warning too. My friend who lives 5 houses down never got an apology.


Tl;dr, Asshole calls cops on us when we're 11 for ding-dong ditching him at 9 pm on a friday, falsely accuses us out of the blue of doing the same thing years later, ridiculously accuses us of being pedophiles when his main argument fails, threatens to fight us, calls cops, gets our names put in the system for no reason, cops catch the real kids who did it, cops apologize to us and confirm that this guy calls them all the time and is just an asshole, (they don't take him seriously), never got an apology from the asshole.
Oct 28 2013 5:07PM
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TheDetectives
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based god fucked my bitch
Oct 28 2013 5:09PM
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Benson.
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That guy is a legend of self-restraint for not beating the fuck out of you...
Oct 28 2013 5:20PM
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Backyard.Skier
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hahahah oh valley...
Oct 28 2013 5:21PM
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BLADEE
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You sound like a bunch of pussies. Surprised that guy didn't beat the shit out of you. Glad you bought her goggles because your friends a dumbass.
Oct 28 2013 5:36PM
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Brule.
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Not my story, but I found it on Vimeo. Luckily I haven't experienced it, but it's funny, too, and it has good skiing. Skip to the end to see a grandma get pissed for no reason.

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