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Guitar player almost surpasses the speed of light

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JordanButtfart
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Okay, well not really. But he does play at 350 BPM which I almost cannot fully wrap my head around. Badass if you ask me. 10/10 to anyone before Aidan-G.



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GayWolf420
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THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON
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.Hugo.
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he must be really good at masterbating
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arnie_grape
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well that was fucked
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Chubbs.
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I wonder if a chick would like getting finger banged at light speed..
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rsvp
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god damn
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saskskier
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I was just about to post that. Insane.
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cornholio
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dat bumblebee
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original
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Poor man looked like he started having a seizure once he hit 260 bpm. But in all honesty, that was fucked. It sounded like he wasn't even strumming later, it just sounded like one long note. That's crazy
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Tinga
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almost six beats a second... nice title steal from wimp.
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JordanButtfart
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I'm not trying to claim originality. Would you like an MLA Citation next time? Maybe I'll even annotate it so you can get a brief run-down on my source.
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1337
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fucking lol
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Troy.
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Just imagine what he'd do to a clitoris.
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Randy_Quench
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he plays guitar twice as fast as it takes aiden-g to first post.
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Wallisch_pl
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The clock is ticking so fast it just looks like it's sticking normal speed, it's fake
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qeefmasterflex
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Inb4 Aidan G
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JahJahBinks
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His facial expressions at the beginning
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Laurent.
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Hey girl.

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Stadtski
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oil.
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im inb4 aidan-g
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Easy-E
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hes smiling and looking around like "yeah im kind of a big deal"
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JordanButtfart
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I think at this point Aidan-G is fucking with us.
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yuck
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i honestly would never believe anyone if they told me some guy could play flight of the bumblebees at DOUBLE the speed its supposed to be at... on a nylon string guitar (which IMO is harder to pluck quickly that steel strings because theyre so slack)

part of me wonders if this footage is sped up. would nice to see an analog clock counting along in the actual frame
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.Hugo.
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there is a clock in the background
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yuck
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well knock me down and call me susan

im an idiot
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Crispy.
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Look at his face from 2:13 on... kind of looks like hes jerking it.
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Toaster-Tony
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Am I the only one that think this sounds like shit?

It's definitely impressive but I feel like the only use for playing that fast is showing off.
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VD.
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Quoting to be inb4 AidenG
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VD.
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And fingering
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Bogs
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no shit, sherlock
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theTRIBE101
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aidan-g is losing it...tsk tsk
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Toaster-Tony
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Well shit man, some death metal just sounds like a blur of guitar notes and there's a lot of people who eat that shit up.
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Shredsterr
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I want 10/10 now please.
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Mr.Huck
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That was impressive.

But, I want to know why all good guitarists always get this expression on their faces when they are into a solo, that looks like they are finishing up a huge, satisfying shit.
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hippy.
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djdillwill
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Great success
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life_is_hood
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How are his fingers not on fire?
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lIllI
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Fast ≠ good.

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alex=
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fingerbanging level 99
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Lucas
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it's not like this guy can only play at 220BPM+
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Anathema
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captain orgasmorator flickin the bean at 1.21 jiggawatts over there..
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doyle.
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holy shit that's fast
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Bombogenesis
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Died hahaha
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