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What does NS want for Christmas?

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yoooo_MATT
Posts: 27 - Karma: 363
What do you want for Christmas, Ski or not- ski related?
Oct 27 2013 6:06PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
oh the weather outside is frightful
but OP's mom is so delightful
put a couple of drinks in her
let her blow let her blow let her blow
Oct 27 2013 6:07PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Do people PM you before they make a thread letting you know to be the first post?
Oct 27 2013 6:08PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
We all know you want Eartha Kitt's sultry voice to slowly mind fuck you
Oct 27 2013 6:09PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Nah I'm just quick. They call me 10 second Aidan.


And then I'm pretty fast on NSG as well




@Will, that's Santa Baby, not Let It Snow. Goddamn that song is so filthy
Oct 27 2013 6:13PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
ZING
Oct 27 2013 6:18PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
OP's virginity.
Oct 27 2013 6:23PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
don't flatter yourself

you never lasted 10 seconds with me
Oct 27 2013 6:24PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
not have to have knee surgery.
more realistically a game console
Oct 27 2013 6:36PM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
some hyphy jiberish threads mann
Oct 27 2013 8:49PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Some cash
Oct 27 2013 8:51PM
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town_nudist
Posts: 92 - Karma: 207
Slippers, honestly. Just some fuckin' slippers.
Oct 27 2013 8:54PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
Home brew kit
Oct 27 2013 8:59PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
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Oct 27 2013 9:02PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
You want a cock in a present?
Oct 27 2013 9:15PM
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town_nudist
Posts: 92 - Karma: 207
no no no he wants a DICK in a BOX
Oct 27 2013 9:16PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
lol go jews
Oct 27 2013 9:18PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Have you been living under a rock since 2006 by any chance?
Oct 27 2013 9:21PM
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
Santa, all I want is Bishop to get his llama head back
Oct 27 2013 9:22PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
You want a jew for christmas? All I want is some mudflaps and a new horn.
Oct 27 2013 9:49PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
A lambo so i can do this
Oct 27 2013 9:50PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
all of it.
Oct 27 2013 10:11PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
a new dildo.
Oct 27 2013 10:16PM
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DMA_Studios
Posts: 464 - Karma: 967
easily his best prank. Such win
Oct 27 2013 10:20PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
OH FUCK OHH DUCK 2013 POST COUNT DONT RUIN THIS
Oct 27 2013 10:50PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Oct 27 2013 11:25PM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
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Oct 28 2013 12:08AM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
Maybe the iPod touch 5
Oct 28 2013 12:13AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
plane tickets out to CO

Oct 28 2013 2:17PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
a mountain of blow
Oct 28 2013 2:20PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
A big booty hoe
Oct 28 2013 2:33PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3003 - Karma: 17,032
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Oct 28 2013 2:37PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
dollars
Oct 28 2013 2:48PM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,081
his videos are staged,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpBUZLBWldc
Oct 28 2013 2:51PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Sorry to hear that.

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Oct 28 2013 3:18PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
A $7500 pc rig (os included in price) but that's probably not happening...
Oct 28 2013 4:41PM
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DMA_Studios
Posts: 464 - Karma: 967
just wish for parts. wayyy cheaper
Oct 28 2013 4:48PM
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Blake.P
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Oct 28 2013 5:57PM
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elinde
Posts: 1466 - Karma: 3,048
I think he was trying to make a joke by using synonyms.
Oct 28 2013 7:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51588 - Karma: 161,716
Last year I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."

Would be stoked if I could get another this year
Oct 28 2013 8:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51588 - Karma: 161,716
Damn, you got me.

I really want an official red ryder carbine action 200 shot Range model air rifle!
Oct 28 2013 8:57PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
A what?
Oct 28 2013 9:02PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
youll shoot your eye out kid.
Oct 28 2013 9:02PM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 1,433
rich parents
Oct 28 2013 10:23PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
He was arrested for this......
Oct 28 2013 10:32PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
mud flaps
horn


Oct 28 2013 10:56PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I have no idea, which is why I found this thread. But it looks pretty useless haha
Nov 23 2013 3:31PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Skins for my Caylors, gloves, whatever else my parents decide to surprise me with. I love Christmas :D
Nov 23 2013 3:48PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
What the fuck could you possibly need a $7500 pc rig for?
Nov 23 2013 3:51PM
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