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Most Embarrassing Ski Story

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YungEz
Posts: 62 - Karma: 4,828
I wanna hear your guy's most embarrassing ski story this is mine.

First day skiing park.
Go for ride on box.
Ski tips get caught in box (Under The Copping).
Double eject.
Smash face break nose.
Park crew has to take apart box because my skis were stuck in so bad.
Gets beat up.

Oct 26 2013 2:24AM
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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,098
I was in steamboat with a lot of people and it was the first day we were there. We were going down a really steep double black, and I was one of the younger ones there but decided to go towards the front. I turned sideways at the top to look at the run and caught an edge. I rolled all the way down the run hoping to not hit any rocks(I didn't). When I finally stop rolling I look up and my skis and poles are all like 30 feet away from eachother and one of my skis is stuck in the ground on one side sticking up in the air. Everyone was just at the top of the run laughing at me
Oct 28 2013 11:19PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Just thought of one. More funny than embarrassing.

I was a little kid and my folks had taken me on my first real ski trip. We went to Park City. It was insanely cold so everyone was wearing tons of layers.

My dad took me to the men's room. This guy comes in, runs up to the urinal and starts trying to get ready to piss. He searches for it, pealing back the layers, then starts cussing, looks over at my dad with this panicked look on his face and says "I know it was there when I got dressed this morning". My dad was dying and almost pissed all over himself. Not sure whether the guy ever figured out where his dick was or whether he just went.
Oct 29 2013 12:09AM
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himay5
Posts: 208 - Karma: 174
I was in Tremblant last winter and there was a roped off path on the side of a run for a snowmobile track. I was with my friends and said watch this. Proceeded to ski under the rope and didn't get low enough. Caught my face on the rope which resulted in it swiping across my mouth and snapping off about 5 of the braces on my teeth. Friends burst into laughter and felt like quite the dumbass.
Oct 29 2013 1:26AM
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monstertruckk
Posts: 3044 - Karma: 454
This is pretty damn embarrassing https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/762037/
Oct 29 2013 2:33AM
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MKeller91
Posts: 153 - Karma: 219
please be true lol
Oct 29 2013 3:31AM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
So, there was this doublekink flatbar i was hiking to get the 270 on, and i got it a few times after 30 minutes or so. So i went back to the top to do a run. When i came to the doublekink there was some kids hiking it trying to 270 off, So i thought ill show them how its done. Did the 270 on, edge catches the first kink, legs split and banged my right knee on the flat part of the rail. I was Screaming loud as fuck, and managed to limp my self to the bench nearby. They just looked weird at me and never said anything.
Oct 29 2013 9:27AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
playing s.n.o.w. opponent calls stale 1 I let go of the grab too late ski comes down really hard binding brake snaps ski comes off catch my edge riding switch pretty fast slam and get concussed another binding mishap- stomp a 5 binding hates me and holds boot in at an angle no edge control continue skiing switch uncontrollably into a drink tent
Oct 29 2013 12:45PM
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limedakine
Posts: 48 - Karma: 298
Most embarrassing thing I have ever seen didn't happen to me, but a guy I used to date. He wasn't paying attention and didn't bring the tips of his skis up right before we got off the chair. They got stuck directly in the side of the hill and he went face first into the snow. Chair lift went right over him, got caught on his jacket and started dragging him along. The lift guy was laughing too hard to stop the lift, so he literally was stuck to the bottom of the chair lift headed back down. Lift guy finally hit the stop button and the momentum of the lift stopping got his jacket loose. He ended up falling around 10 feet into fresh powder. It was great.
Oct 29 2013 2:29PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
the classic
one last run
chair stops for along time
piss my pants
Oct 30 2013 12:07PM
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kohlblaze603
Posts: 35 - Karma: 547
reviewing footy while riding towards lift line. skied directly into slow sign. broke sign and camera. bad day. zero shits were given
Oct 30 2013 12:33PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
the grab tab on my poles hooked onto the chairlift and activated the emergency stop. everyone near the top of the lift started yelling at me and some snowboarder yelled skier fag at me.
Oct 30 2013 1:58PM
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YoungWookiee
Posts: 708 - Karma: 518
dude these seriously suck i was up at my local mountain onetime and i did one last run and the lift stopped for like 20 minutes and i was at the windiest coldest part of the lift my pants and mittens and shit were starting to freeze and get all hard and shit i was like FUCKKKKK
Oct 30 2013 2:08PM
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t.dough
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,090
Oooh I have another. I was way too stoned and was next in line for the chairlift. I was in my own little world and was waiting for what felt like hours for that chair to come around and pick the people in front of me up. Eventually I just went ahead and skated out, figuring the chair had already come and I was just high. It hadn't, I got smacked in the ass and the lifty stopped the chair and then yelled at me. So much shame.
Oct 30 2013 2:27PM
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SwitchMisty540
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When I was a kid I was skiing at Hunter Mountain in NY and I lost control and skied directly into the side of the race building at the bottom of Eisenhower. 

One time I broke both of my skis skiing slush bumps in spring.  Both tips dove into a bump and I ejected forward.  When I went back for my skis I saw they both completely cracked through the topsheet but were still connected at the base....meaning, if I kept them on the snow they were fine but as soon as I caught air or got on the chairlift the tips would dangle.  My mom refused to get me new skis because she thought I was skiing recklessly when I broke them and she wanted to teach me a lesson.  Every time I got on the chair people would see my skis dangling and be like "dude you know your skis are broken right?"  I must have looked like such a retard.

Didn't happen to me but witnessed this on Sunday at A Basin.  Dude comes barreling down towards the A Frame, crashes into one of the nets at the bottom, does a complete frontflip over the net, and lands in the mud.  Pretty sure everyone in the lift line saw it.
Oct 30 2013 4:12PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
skiing the late season Pats Park
go off biggest jump (still tiny asf)
lazy backy
tips catch on knuckle
Face press on landing
ONE ski comes off and hits me in nuts
Other ski ass rapes me (fks)
embarrasment pain
Team of race girls on lift laugh... alot
Oct 30 2013 5:09PM
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Riley.Webb
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went on my school ski trip and did a few runs switch and people though it was insane, so i went infront of this group of girls from my schools and like popped a little 180 go do switch in front of them and caught my edge and got a concussion... that sucked alot
Oct 30 2013 5:30PM
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gnar_whal
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It's even worse when done in front of chicks
Oct 31 2013 7:30AM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
Fell so stupid on a C box at White Pass when I was 15 or so. Every part of my body managed to slam onto the box before I rolled off. Not really sure who saw it but I am certain I provided a good laugh.

Also, much more recently, I was in the lift line at snoqualmie and I saw a piece of paper on the ground. I poked at it with my pole, and decided it was trash and moved on. Person behind me picks it up - a really dirty, wrinkled up $100 bill. I was so angry with myself.
Oct 31 2013 12:28PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,348
the blunt thing happens to me a lot XD
Oct 31 2013 1:45PM
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torianakd
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Skiing trees, hit an easy jump and somehow lose a ski middair.
Oct 31 2013 5:04PM
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