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Before You Paint Your House...
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If you are planning on painting your house black with pink shudders ask a really fat, black whore to drop her droors, bend over and sread her ass cheeks. This way you'll know what it'll look like before you do it. Good luck and happy painting.
'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
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That's gross, yet arousing at the same time.
'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
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/me gives a standing ovation
'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey
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Amazing.
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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
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Does anybody want to go out to dinner? Maybe a movie? And then a dark, country road? It would work out best if you don't tell anybody where you are going. Thanks.
'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
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somehow very very funny...
'Of course it hurts if you get your balls seperated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don't try, what's the point of doing anything?'
-Phil Larose, Canadian skier dude
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since I was considering painting my house black with pink shudders... thanks for the advice
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hahahahahhhahahahaha..... that's too funny!!!
Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!
My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
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BUMP! this is alpetaliks first hilarious thread thta changes everything and made hime the funniest man on ns so if u newbies wanna know who he is this is him
-linejibber550 (i was temporarily banned)
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are you like obsesses with people on ns or what???????
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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why don't u follow in his footsteps and leave?
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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