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Giving the girl warning

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RimJobber
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Guys do you give a girl warning or not when you're going to blow when gettin a beej? If so, what do you say?
Oct 23 2013 8:31PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,088
ahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Oct 24 2013 9:38PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Wow this thread has gone way too far. Ew.

Oh and I'm sorry. Don't date douchebags? And by not swallowing I implied spitting out but thank you for clarifying and going in to wayyy too much detail...
Oct 24 2013 9:41PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Guys must love you in bed...
You sound like a really nice person.
(That was sarcasm)
Oct 24 2013 9:42PM
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GayWolf420
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Glaze her face like a donut.
Oct 25 2013 12:26AM
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californiagrown
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the problem arrises when you notify them of the impending explosion and the take it out of their mouth whilst still pumping it and it goes fucking everywhere...and then they blame you for coming all over the sofa/tv/magazines/dog/wall. Like you had a fucking choice at that point.

Oct 25 2013 12:56AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Fill her like a Boston Cream.

Also, why do these sound like some Action Bronson lines?
Oct 25 2013 1:09AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Anyone else catch that?
Oct 25 2013 10:53AM
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miroz
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hmmmmmm...
Oct 25 2013 10:56AM
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RimJobber
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Something tells me he's speaking from experience
Oct 25 2013 12:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
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yeah apparently the dog caught it. ZING
Oct 25 2013 12:45PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10830 - Karma: 57,362
Had a guy say, "I'm giving her all I she's got, Captain." Still not sure why he quoted Star Trek.
Oct 25 2013 3:31PM
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Juicy-J
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This thread solidified my belief that aiden-g is by far my favorite member
Oct 25 2013 4:25PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,901
If you yell "CALL ME ZEUS", does that count?

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Oct 25 2013 4:36PM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 25 2013 5:54PM
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Mama.
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One time, this person. Who I am dating.... made an extremely hilarious high pitched 'hhnnnggggg' noise. It was awesome.
Oct 25 2013 6:03PM
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taylornicky
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don't warn her... it's not like we can't tell....
Oct 25 2013 6:15PM
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Aidan-G
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What if it's like mine? it's not so much a warning as it is a statement
Oct 25 2013 6:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
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also this

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SHAZAM
Oct 25 2013 6:41PM
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Aidan-G
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Or you could give them the Fonze

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Oct 25 2013 6:47PM
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PeterNorth
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you wish you were me!
Oct 25 2013 8:33PM
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town_nudist
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say her name or something so shes like "what?" and then sau you're cumin and she scrambles to get the penis back in her mouth. its fun. especially when you move ur dick and it goes everywhere
Oct 25 2013 8:36PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
girl got pissed because it got all over her nice furry coat and hair when i didn't give her warning… what did she expect to happen with a handyjaay.
Oct 25 2013 9:01PM
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Aidan-G
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Was it bigfoot?
Oct 25 2013 9:08PM
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Iliveinutah
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no. it was big hands.
Oct 25 2013 9:09PM
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NPF
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she is gonna choke and gag and probably just spit/vomit all over you.
Oct 25 2013 9:10PM
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NSwidow
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Oh, they always have a 'blast'.
Oct 25 2013 9:31PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 25 2013 9:34PM
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Zimmerman
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I'm doing this. It's final.
Oct 26 2013 1:53AM
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Aidan-G
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really draw out the ayyyyyyy and bonus points if you're standing next to a jukebox and you hit it right afterwards
Oct 26 2013 1:57AM
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Rafiki
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on this note, i yell BRAIN BLAST

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Oct 26 2013 2:34AM
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lineskier10
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so im guessing your a widow because your husband offed himself?
Oct 26 2013 2:48AM
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Aidan-G
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She "married" FlyingSquirrel but then he got banned so now she's a NewSchoolers Widow
Oct 26 2013 2:55AM
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NSwidow
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You know me so well.
Oct 26 2013 5:56AM
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RimJobber
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Bonus points if you get it in her eyes
Oct 26 2013 1:34PM
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bakedpow
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not usually but one time when i was really drunk i yelled some other chicks name that i had hooked up with earlier in the night...
Oct 26 2013 1:51PM
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Mr.Huck
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Oct 30 2013 1:54PM
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