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Drama Llama - I'm back!

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dramallama
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Whats up NS! I'm sooooo excited to be back!

Its been way to long since I've seen most of you. I've been traveling the world since our last visit and look forward to sharing my stories.

This first photo is right after I hit rock bottom. I sat in my room everyday starring out the window wondering if I'd ever get back on the slopes. I've worked really hard and can't wait to get back on skis this winter! I'm stoked to share some photos.

I'm looking for some homies to film with this winter. Hit me up if you're looking to add to your crew!

I have to head out with some females right now - be back soon!

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Oct 22 2013 10:21PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Definitely a contender for the title.
Oct 30 2013 10:22AM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
you misspelled "entertaining"
Oct 30 2013 2:17PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206

Thank you, thank you, I feel honoured just to be nominated.

On other news, Benson claims the title for worlds smallest penis, I bet that record is "hard to beat".

Oct 30 2013 5:38PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
I see what you did there.
Oct 30 2013 5:50PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Hah
Oct 30 2013 6:09PM
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Jakx~
Posts: 653 - Karma: 503
Okay, I hated you until this one. Then a glimpse of enjoyment. I still hate you though.
Oct 30 2013 7:42PM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
#FINDANUS2013
Oct 30 2013 8:20PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
This thread has gone downhill fast.
Oct 30 2013 10:43PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
like a skier.
Oct 31 2013 3:27AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
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Oct 31 2013 1:23PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
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Oct 31 2013 1:41PM
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OG_Loc
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Oct 31 2013 1:45PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Seriously the first laugh I've had in this thread after OP's first post.
Oct 31 2013 2:13PM
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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
I loled
Oct 31 2013 4:27PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
go zags. you live in spokane?
Oct 31 2013 5:20PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
probably the most annoying member I have ever seen
Oct 31 2013 5:45PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Probably the most annoying member I have ever seen
Oct 31 2013 7:03PM
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JStrathern
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Oct 31 2013 7:48PM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
Possibly the biggest waste of time was reading that thread. OP enjoys drinking fruity drinks and Mr. Bishops uses anal beads.
Oct 31 2013 8:48PM
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LeChat
Posts: 43 - Karma: 426
This thread had legendary potential but it went down quickly...
Actually, after a few years reading NS, I decided to create an account because of all the funny shit going up lately : drama llama return, bully t hall, JxNS ben llamaden skis...

Anyway, I'm just dropping a thread here because an event in France last night had to be related here, in a llama thread. It made me think to you guys ! Cheers from France !
-> Drunk guys in Bordeaux decided to spice their night by chilling in the city with a llama they've just stolen in a  local circus...

llama with bros, chill in the streets :
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The llama finally went back to his circus with the police after a nice partying night.

I don't know what you think, but dramallama should have some balls and go party and have fun just like his french bro...





Nov 1 2013 8:53AM
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LeChat
Posts: 43 - Karma: 426
Sorry for dub post, but here is the first pic :

llama chiils in the street with human bros :
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Nov 1 2013 8:56AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
meth is a hell of a drug kids

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Nov 1 2013 9:26AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I'm fuckin pissed this guy didn't steal the head, that is fantastic.



Drama Llama didn't even go to Chuck E Chees's fkn ball crawl.
Nov 1 2013 9:28AM
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LeChat
Posts: 43 - Karma: 426
Yep, those guys had probably a great time.
Police got them and they will have to spend some community works hours but it worth it I guess !
Nov 1 2013 9:55AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I can just see every other day of that llama's life now... Such boredom, I bet the other llamas didn't even believe him.
Nov 1 2013 10:02AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I would have taken the llama into a strip club. If anybody gave me a hard time about it, I would say, "Since when are you not allowed to ungulate in a titty bar"?
Nov 1 2013 10:13AM
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mt.hemel
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Nov 1 2013 10:30AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I'd pretend to be Russian and that it was my Service Llama.
Nov 1 2013 10:31AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
This just IN. New Schoolers' trained ninja elk caught up with OP and his accomplice. Justice was swift.

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Nov 1 2013 10:56AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Members of Elk Team 6 are classified. You have compromised security and must now be terminated.
Nov 1 2013 3:19PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
1) Tell STNW's family he loves him.
2) Bury him in Gucci Plateau.

Got it.
Nov 1 2013 3:31PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Am I misjudging the placement, or does the dude at the back have some serious endurance?
Nov 1 2013 4:36PM
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BWalmer
Posts: 9141 - Karma: 12,883
More like a drug problem (at the time)...pretty sure that's Steve-O on Wildboyz.
Nov 1 2013 4:42PM
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t-the-east
Posts: 131 - Karma: 219
I want the last half hour of my life back
Nov 2 2013 10:05AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
PLOT TWIST
OP's mom is Jane who is pictured in one of the pictures of the llama head. Jane, wanting to get back at the people of NS for making a thread talking bad about her, she lurked on NS for years planning how she would get back at NS. She finally decided that she would need to infiltrate IF3 2009 (which she successfully did) and steal the head of Bishop's llama costume.
She believed the head would be enough compensation for the emotional toll the solid seven thread caused her. But alas, it was not enough. For 4 years she waited, secretly planning her next attempt to get back at NS. Her son who is now in his late teen's and is mentally challenged, helped her through it all, not having any idea what was going on. Making all of NS think that the culprit was a man, not a woman. Her son was just another pawn in her deceitful plan. Jane then made an account on NS to finally unleash her plan.

OP IS A SOLID SEVEN
Nov 3 2013 12:11PM
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Ryan*
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Nov 3 2013 1:59PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
jane is not NS exclusive.

debbier downer, negative nancy, etc
Nov 3 2013 10:23PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
Wait, this thread is still going?
Nov 4 2013 6:58AM
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LAMA SPOTTED

Isolated incident or grand conspiracy??

Drunken French teenagers abduct a circus llama and take him on a tram ride http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/drunken-french-teenagers-abduct-a-circus-llama-and-take-him-on-a-tram-ride-8920524.html
Nov 4 2013 8:07AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Go back a page...
Nov 4 2013 8:33AM
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hippy_killa_
Posts: 68 - Karma: 30
Troll of the century
Nov 4 2013 12:13PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
SECOND PLOT TWIST

Jane scoured the internet looking for threads titled "Solid Seven" and things similar to that. For every thread that she found, she found a way to get back at the creators of the sight the story was posted on. For the last 5 years since it was first posted on the interweb, she has unleashed her evil, maniacal plots to destroy emotionally the creator's of each website it was posted on.

Each time she felt better and better about herself. Over time, she began making mistakes, just like the creator of The Silk Road. She left quite the paper trail through out the past 2 years. The NSA had recently begun keeping an eye on Jane because of her destructive behavior. They soon collected enough information on her to send her to Internet Prison for Online Bullying. They arrived at her house and arrested her.

Bail was set at 100 million dollars. Surprising to everybody, she paid her bail was free to roam until her trial set 3 days from now. She knew that this was her last chance to check off the last website off of her list, which was NS. She had been planning this one for 4 years. It caused great distress to Mr.Bishop and that was exactly what she wanted. She knew that this was the last chance she would get to get back at NS before her ban from the internet forever would start. So for the final time, she decided to bring back the Drama Llama head she had stolen those 4 years ago. She was rushed which caused many mistakes, all of her other plans were near perfect. This was supposed to be the one that went perfectly, obviously she was quite enraged by this. She thought quickly and poorly, leaving many mistakes, like the picture of her in her sons room where she took picture's of the llama head.

OP IS STILL A SOLID SEVEN

Nov 4 2013 9:27PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
This sucks, wheres the damn head Bishop?
Nov 5 2013 3:32PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206

it's time for this thread to end, he got "in over his head" and now it's just lame!

Nov 5 2013 5:21PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
This thread's still alive?
Nov 5 2013 5:50PM
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