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Drama Llama - I'm back!

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dramallama
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Whats up NS! I'm sooooo excited to be back!

Its been way to long since I've seen most of you. I've been traveling the world since our last visit and look forward to sharing my stories.

This first photo is right after I hit rock bottom. I sat in my room everyday starring out the window wondering if I'd ever get back on the slopes. I've worked really hard and can't wait to get back on skis this winter! I'm stoked to share some photos.

I'm looking for some homies to film with this winter. Hit me up if you're looking to add to your crew!

I have to head out with some females right now - be back soon!

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Oct 22 2013 10:21PM
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JustForYou
Posts: 275 - Karma: 2,143
Oh my god.



This thread is making me feel like I'm partaking in a high school girly drama fest between the bitches and the hoes. So this is what it feels like...
Oct 26 2013 5:38PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
As far as elevator beer farts go, you get high marks for density and distribution.
Oct 26 2013 5:44PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
so if i don't know the rightful owner of something i steal it's not theft?

brb stealing nicest car i see in the city
Oct 26 2013 5:50PM
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50_Shades
Posts: 48 - Karma: 64
http://www.thecostumer.com/p-23441-llama-mascot.aspx For all of you that are curious. And yes it costs almost $1000
Oct 26 2013 6:09PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850
This adds to the list of evidence that OP has the real llama head. The real question is, who is OP and what are his motives?

If OP is someone affiliated with NS then the motive is clear: Drum up attention to the llama meme for the new NS collabs

If the OP is a random NS member, why would he wait 4 years and what does he want now? Perhaps he is simply a master troll thriving off the attention.
Oct 26 2013 6:14PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
or he might have just had one. Bishops wasnt the only llama head in the world, so maybe OP just came across another. Dad owns a costume store, found one at a garage sale, fuck maybe even just found the stolen one. No matter what, its going to be VERY hard to actually prove OP stole it.
Oct 26 2013 6:27PM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
The return of the Llama head date needs to be an official NS holiday.
Oct 26 2013 6:31PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
Which is the worst line to ever take if you're ever accused of something. It's basically like saying yeah I did it but you'd never know how unless I told you.
Oct 26 2013 7:03PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Drama Llama Day! We could have a Drama Llama Day NS Secret Llama exchange. Instead of sending each other gifts, we'll all steal stuff from each other, wait four years, and then make a thread about our stolen items from mystery accounts.
Oct 26 2013 7:03PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
He used 'eh?' in a sentence. We can now deduce the OP is in fact a natural born Canadian.
Oct 26 2013 7:40PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
NUKE IT, NUKE CANADA.
Oct 26 2013 7:46PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
I'll pull some strings- getting the Army on the phone right now.
Oct 26 2013 7:51PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
We americans are always itching for a nice invasion/destruction of a peaceful country, you wont have many strings to pull .
Oct 26 2013 8:05PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6384 - Karma: 953
You've been watching too many TV cop dramas. It is proven - someone took it, and you have it. That constitutes stealing. Or lets put it a better way - you have purposely have something that was not yours and you were not given permission.

And to Bishop - I saw give these guys a date and then let "unproven - no video, no witness" action begin. The great part is, everyone has made comments about OPs mom helping him stage pics... just make it public at the parent's place of work that their son if a thief. I think that would be fun :)
Oct 26 2013 8:24PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Let's see...

$500 item stolen
Thread started stating it is the same item
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You're an idiot.


If it was a $500 pair of skis you'd have an angry mob outside your house waiting to kill you with Full Tilt kicks to the solar plexus. I suggest you take advantage of the lighthearted humorous approach the admins are taking right now as a fucking blessing if I were you because it really is.
Oct 26 2013 8:35PM
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Duncanskier
Posts: 307 - Karma: 1,153
still the best '
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Oct 26 2013 8:41PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
hmmm that could be an issue
Oct 26 2013 8:54PM
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cobra_commander
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To be fare the only person I have ever heard suggest or approve of a U.S. led invasion of Quebec was a member of the Canadian Forces.
Oct 26 2013 9:28PM
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JahLiam
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Well looks like he paid the price
Oct 26 2013 9:36PM
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elinde
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 3,053
It's still a pretty epic/funny thread.
Oct 26 2013 9:54PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
nah really dropped off since about page 4 now just a giant redname troll
Oct 26 2013 10:31PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579
This thread is dying quickly, OP or Bishop needs to make a vital move instead of sitting back and sending horse heads.  if you want to take it back then take it back.  Its becoming too much of a troll
Oct 26 2013 10:35PM
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SlickWilly323
Posts: 44 - Karma: -9
The reason it was stolen was because bishop is an attention craving d-bag and a lot of people on the ski community agree. Pro skiers, ski film employees and multiple people know about the llama head for years and still don't give a fuck about bishop to give up the drama llama. The fact it's remained a secret this long is a miracle. The llama head shouldn't go back to bishop. It's had a much better life off his body anyways.
Oct 26 2013 11:35PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
Wow, fuck you.
Oct 26 2013 11:44PM
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
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Oct 26 2013 11:45PM
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Oct 26 2013 11:47PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579

hmmm.... rude

Oct 27 2013 12:19AM
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
Inb4 slickwilly323 is just another alias of Dramallama, thus calling out Bishop from the alias of an alias. OP, you are one real bitch.
Oct 27 2013 12:31AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
B-B-B-BANHAMMER
Oct 27 2013 12:35AM
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Downtofilm
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Oct 27 2013 12:50AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
Besides the horrible grammar, am I the only one that saw this?
Oct 27 2013 1:13AM
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.WALDO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 1,107
welp...
Oct 27 2013 1:34AM
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HalKK
Posts: 223 - Karma: 367
To be fair I don't think bishop gives a fuck if this thread to boring/dying out. He just wants his mother fucking llama head back.
Oct 27 2013 3:33AM
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e.wait
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Oct 27 2013 4:11AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
Someone make a move already, both sides are just waving their dicks in the air right now.
Oct 27 2013 5:02AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
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Oct 27 2013 7:32AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
whoops
Oct 27 2013 7:32AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Bump
Oct 27 2013 8:38AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,754
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if fail: https://www.newschoolers.com/memberphoto/665751.0/NSTC--Drama-Llama?s=55432
Oct 27 2013 9:00AM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
yawn
Oct 27 2013 11:16AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Nice try but we can see the .
Oct 27 2013 11:40AM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
imposter
Oct 27 2013 11:41AM
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Doke
Posts: 185 - Karma: 401
Just read the whole thing. Threads for DL's response
Oct 27 2013 12:14PM
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dramallama
Posts: 7 - Karma: 9,304
I've always wanted to visit Churchill Downs. Its been a dream of mine to race in the Kentucky Derby but Llamas are not welcome.

Maybe I'll visit the track this week with hops of getting in a few laps!

Any NSers in Louisville or Cincinnati want to meet up - possibly tag along.

Oh anther piece - I have several brothers and sisters running around. How can you be convinced that I was the Llama at IF3? Maybe I'm a replica or twin......we'll never know :(


Oct 27 2013 12:18PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
just trying to blame it on someone else
Oct 27 2013 12:36PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
You're not funny
Oct 27 2013 12:50PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
god damn you. You're just getting scared and boring now.
Oct 27 2013 12:57PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
It's a fake alias. Look for the .
Oct 27 2013 12:58PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
The Llama responds... I feel he wants to come home.

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Now that we've both had a bit of fun, its time for a swift resolution. As stated, my only intention is to get the Llama head back.

I mean really everyone - if we can get this Llama head back instead of it being held captive in a dusty closet, think of the new adventures we can have. The real honest-to-god resurrection of the Drama Llama would be the stuff of legends.

That would make this not the end of a saga, but merely the beginning.

Oct 27 2013 1:07PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
2009 was a long time ago. My feelings subsided, and as mentioned many times - all I want right now is the head back. I have no need to go any further than its safe and simple return.

Oct 27 2013 1:10PM
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