Drama Llama - I'm back! - Ski Gabber

dramallama · 2013-10-22 22:21:54

Whats up NS! I'm sooooo excited to be back! Its been way to long since I've seen most of you. I've been traveling the world since our last visit and look forward to sharing my stories. This first photo is right after I hit rock bottom. I sat in my room everyday starring out the window wondering if I'd ever get back on the slopes. I've worked really hard and can't wait to get back on skis this winter! I'm stoked to share some photos. I'm looking for some homies to film with this winter. Hit me up if you're looking to add to your crew! I have to head out with some females right now - be back soon! [IMG]664939[/IMG] [IMG]664941[/IMG] [IMG]664942[/IMG] [IMG]664940[/IMG]

Bachto

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Threads! this shit is gold

Oct 25 2013 12:51AM

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loganimlach

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Yup

Oct 25 2013 12:52AM

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Parks.

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Oct 25 2013 12:52AM

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PKchu

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Boom! You said it.

Oct 25 2013 12:52AM

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J-C

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Shit just got real

Oct 25 2013 12:57AM

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Reister

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so conspiracy theory...

Oct 25 2013 1:02AM

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Craigskis

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This thread kept getting better beginning to end & it's not over yet!

Well played with the Horse head Mr.Bishop. At first I thought it was another $500 head, and was like this has to be a troll fest, but a quick google search revealed it's available at costume stores all over.

The IF3 event was licensed so the guy was probably over 18 which means you could have him charged with possession of stolen property under $5000.

http://www.slsedmonton.com/criminal/theft-fraud-posession/

OP you might want to think about your next move & return the head with some humility. Looks like he still lives with his parents in some suburb like I'ile Bizard or something (random guess).

Oct 25 2013 1:02AM

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shredasaurus_rex

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This is like witnessing history

Oct 25 2013 1:13AM

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Mordecai

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replace "food" with "poop" and this is how i imagine OP when he receives his parcel

Oct 25 2013 1:19AM

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ModMommy

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Oct 25 2013 1:30AM

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Shark.

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holy moly lolololol

Oct 25 2013 2:01AM

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cobra_commander

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Trolling is lame, nice try though Doug.

Oct 25 2013 2:12AM

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Holte

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There have been a lot of great threads on this site. But this might possibly be the best.

Oct 25 2013 2:26AM

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Mr.LemonPie

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The first thing I thought when I saw this thread was someone conspiring to make sure a llama got on the J skis/NS colab...

Oct 25 2013 3:12AM

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Downtofilm

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^

Oct 25 2013 3:54AM

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bakedpow

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I go on a camping trip for a few days and come back to this shit. Damn epic.

Oct 25 2013 7:21AM

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Triple_Strum

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buahaha, yes

Oct 25 2013 7:48AM

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This is a bit scary.

Oct 25 2013 8:10AM

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theabortionator

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I love how it's still going

Oct 25 2013 8:30AM

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Wallisch_pl

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OP hasn't done shit, do some drastic things and stop being a pussy

Oct 25 2013 8:32AM

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Mr.Huck

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Thanks Obama.

Oct 25 2013 8:55AM

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skodeo7

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False flags everywhere!!

Oct 25 2013 9:54AM

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t_rob

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I only thought of two and one of them was wearing the llama head during sex.

Oct 25 2013 10:01AM

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miroz

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This thread is just too damn sick.

Oct 25 2013 10:11AM

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4-Front

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So basically this guy has been hiding the head for like 4 years? How come it just resurfaced now?

Oct 25 2013 10:15AM

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future-spins

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and the other was her wearing the llama head

Oct 25 2013 10:15AM

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Huck_Norris

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One llama suit to rule them all.

Oct 25 2013 10:19AM

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BWalmer

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The only problem with OP being Doug is that means he thought of this 4 years ago, made a thread about his llama head being stolen, paid $500 for said llama head and is just now bringing it out for a company that didn't even exist until a few months ago...that's pretty elaborate and thought out, even for him...

However, if we do want to play conspiracy theory...Jason is "AFK" right now, wasn't employed by NS 4 years ago, but was CERTAINLY at IF3 and had plenty of opportunity to take the head (most likely in a drunken stupor) and is now playing it up for attention. But even that is a little far fetched.

Oct 25 2013 10:39AM

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JPFortier

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We had other evidences.

Oct 25 2013 10:40AM

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georgen12

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guys..guys....guys.....we have all gone astray, there is a real culprit.

ILLUMINATI

Oct 25 2013 10:42AM

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Oct 25 2013 10:45AM

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Mr.Huck

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I possess no MC skillz, but one of yall ought to come up with a rap to "Obama, jacked my llama". Many minds could be blown.

Oct 25 2013 11:01AM

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Huck_Norris

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Yeah because they just drove around until they saw that exact window and took the pic.

I mean really?!?? Is that what you think happened???

Oct 25 2013 11:10AM

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Randy_Quench

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it was all a huge marketing scheme.

As soon as the NS collab jacket dropped an NSer reveals the infamous llama head. coincidence? i think not.

Oct 25 2013 11:11AM

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.Rybak.

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That n**** Obama, yeah he jacked my llama.
It's almost like he's the next comin of osama,
He came in, created all this drama

Oct 25 2013 11:12AM

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Daph

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if it has something to do with this, i'm gonna be so disappointed.

Oct 25 2013 11:13AM

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Wallisch_pl

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shut up

Oct 25 2013 11:23AM

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JPFortier

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No it's real.

Oct 25 2013 11:24AM

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.Rybak.

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I wanted to be like a real rapper.

Oct 25 2013 11:25AM

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Tree60

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this is the funniest thing that has happened to newschoolers in a long ass time.

Oct 25 2013 11:36AM

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Daph

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you have my trust. do not squander it.

Oct 25 2013 11:43AM

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Mr.LemonPie

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It's a little far fetched that the llama is popping up now...I reckon they got the llama head back this year at IF3, but didn't tell anyone because they knew they could make something epic out of it, and now with the Jskis colab it was the perfect timing...

Either way it's been pure brilliance.

Oct 25 2013 12:14PM

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