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Why does she do this!?

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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
My girlfriend says that we have sex to much and that she wants to cut it down to twice a MONTH!!
Im still trying to convince her not to do that!!
What would you say to that????
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Nov 30 2004 10:44AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Dude you must not be doing it right.


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Nov 30 2004 10:45AM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
Man before she wanted it more than I did
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Nov 30 2004 10:45AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
you probably have a small wang, or are real crappy in the sack. either way, rape is always there
Nov 30 2004 10:48AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
she wants to dump you but can't do it to your face because she thinks you are a fragile, whiney fag who would probably slit his wrists. All is not lost, you just gotta show her whos boss. Girls are good for one thing. If they do that one thing, all the rst of their shit is bearable. Slap the piss out her, fuck her brains out and tell her to go get you some nachos. She'll love it and it will save your relationship. That or she has clamidya and it hurts when she has sex, either way you gotta set shit str8.

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Nov 30 2004 10:49AM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
No I have a big one and I am good at it
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Nov 30 2004 10:49AM
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saucerboy84
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 10
dont give it too her for a few weeks and shell be begging for it.
Nov 30 2004 10:51AM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
^ thats what I was thinking.
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Nov 30 2004 10:52AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Fuck her Ron Jeremy style and then you will have sex 3x a day


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
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Nov 30 2004 10:54AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
remember the brain tumor stroke thing? yeah well say your dying. that would probably do the trick.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Nov 30 2004 10:55AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
She's doing it to whip you. She wants to control you with sex. Just jerk it for a while and let her play her game, eventually she'll realise it doesn't work. Either that or tell her that if she won't fuck you then you'll find somebody who will.

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Nov 30 2004 10:55AM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
your right she probly want to then because she will miss me when Im gone.
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Nov 30 2004 10:56AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
or just dump her


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Nov 30 2004 10:57AM
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Corky169
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
Dont dump her..... you'll get it sooner or later, she probably can't last that long with out sex!
Nov 30 2004 11:00AM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
cut her legs off
Nov 30 2004 11:15AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i dont think i would do a girl with no legs. that would just look wierd.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Nov 30 2004 11:17AM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
^yea. I had one messed up mental picture there... she was lying on her back on the bed and the dude was kneeling at the end of the bed just going to town.



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Nov 30 2004 11:42AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
just fuck other chicks that'll teach her.



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Nov 30 2004 11:58AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Jay (rebel) is right. Broads are dumb.

You claim to have a large.. member and be good in the sack and that she'll miss you and lah-dee-dah, yet your screen name is BrandonCool. For some reason, I'm having slight difficulties believing some of the statements you've made in this thread.


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Nov 30 2004 12:32PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
i've heard that before. i think they just dont wanna become all loose and shit because its a known fact that newschoolers have the biggest cocks. you need to at least push for once a week
fuck a book
Nov 30 2004 2:10PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
next time she says she wants to have sex tell her maybe some other time, you dont feel like it.





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Nov 30 2004 2:13PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
dude, my gf has that magazine cosmopolitan it actually has a lot of good tips, find something new and exciting so she can't say no... and or put that biddie in her place
Nov 30 2004 2:36PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
just smack her around a little bit
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Nov 30 2004 2:38PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
dump





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Nov 30 2004 2:46PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
donkey punch
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Nov 30 2004 3:03PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Im smelling something here...can anyone else smell it?







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Nov 30 2004 3:03PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
um.....

fuck a book
Nov 30 2004 3:23PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
you should just say o well and start puttin it in the wrinkled penny
fuck a book
Nov 30 2004 3:25PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
im still thinking about the chick with no legs.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Nov 30 2004 3:29PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
punch that bitch in the eyes. twice a month? Christ, there is no chick worth cutting down to twice a month for. maybee twice a day. but not month. And any girl willing to use sex against you isn't a chick worth being with. There's a lotta vagina out there.
Nov 30 2004 3:30PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
This chick with no legs climbed into my homeboy's bed in the dorms once. He freaked out, screamed and ran out of his room. Hilarious.


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Nov 30 2004 3:49PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
a kid up there said cut her legs off. i almost laugh out loud for the first time about something on NS. thank you to that kid. and dump that girl.

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Nov 30 2004 3:56PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
sex schedules??? huh... must be some west coast thing I don't understand.




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I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 30 2004 3:58PM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
Yeah I live in the west coast
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Nov 30 2004 4:00PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Must be.


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Nov 30 2004 4:01PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
Dud thats shitty.. or you could be just liek me and be single and get what comes around... what you got is good what i got is every single chick.. theres many fish in the sea so just when she wants it really bad be like i'm sorry i just finished with some other chick and i dont wanna give you my crabs.. lol jk, but dud if she does want it say i'm sorry but i'm not in the mood.. and then she'll freak but then you will be in power. then you'll be back to 3 times daily.




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Nov 30 2004 4:16PM
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