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PLEASE HELP!!

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Lafam
Posts: 226 - Karma: 8,783
Hey everybody,

Jaron Stadler Is trying to become a professional skier and Really needs your help! He is trying to work his way up to be able to afford to go on the Road to Minnesota
We are trying to raise a whole 300$ so he can purchase his first ever plane ticket to MINNESOTA, and we need YOUR support so HE can live his dream.
He grew up in a trailer and worked hard so he could drop out of school a year early in order to move out from new mexico and ski. He is the first skier to be able to be completely black out and ski Keystone Resort's big line successfully. His blooded out clothing and dirty style has made him one of the least talked about skiers in the industry.
Between working at la quinta all year, drinking copious amounts of alcohol daily, and smoking enough pot to put most people in comas he still somehow finds time to ski.

THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN HELP!!!
GIVE US YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN MAKE JARON REPRESENT LA FAMILIA IN MINNESOTA FOR THE 2014 GOLD MEDAL MOVIE!!

we will put up a link in a couple days!
Oct 20 2013 6:27PM
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GritznGravy
Posts: 170 - Karma: 248
To the people not getting the joke: you're a joke. To LaFa: The kid that did the "donate so I can ski on the moon" thing totally beat you guys to the whole Matt Margetts parody and did it way better. You guys just come off a little on the salty side. Either way, LaFa is still dope.

To people who question my use of colons in an ns forum: Fuck you.
Oct 22 2013 12:33AM
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thesatanist
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,760
Best thread.
Oct 22 2013 1:09AM
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jaronstad
Posts: 147 - Karma: 828
hahahaha..dis shittttttt
Oct 22 2013 12:41PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
Although I'm all for the drugs and drinking, one thing he could do if he really wants to get the money is to not spend money on it for a bit. This is a horrible way to ask for a donation. He should just earn the fucking money himself.
Oct 22 2013 1:03PM
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Twig
Posts: 6438 - Karma: 60,709
the majority of reactions to this thread remind me there is no hope for the world.
Oct 22 2013 4:27PM
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powbrewer
Posts: 324 - Karma: 893
i just keep coming back to check this thread and see all the posts from people thinking this is serious. great entertainment
Oct 22 2013 5:31PM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Agreed. I can hardly believe how many heads this one flew over! Great entertainment go I sure.
Oct 22 2013 5:39PM
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waltron3030
Posts: 12 - Karma: 2,074
Jaron Stadler= so under rated and soooo good.
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I work 2 jobs after school all summer/fall to pay for my season. Work more, smoke a little less and youll earn more money.

Oct 23 2013 12:31AM
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waltron3030
Posts: 12 - Karma: 2,074
hahaha read through the post again. Good joke. I cant read. Got me.
Oct 23 2013 12:37AM
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Jibberino
Posts: 2089 - Karma: 1,346
Still not getting it, still hilarious!
Oct 23 2013 2:16AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
I don't agree with the principle but this thread is lolz.
Oct 23 2013 5:49AM
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ilikedolphins
Posts: 129 - Karma: 120
this is my favourite thread in ages
Oct 23 2013 10:43AM
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SkiLefley
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 954
Jaron= best skier known to man that can get hammered and be stoned out of his mind and still be throwing constant 6 ons to 6 outs. Witnessed this when they rolled through cannonsburg and were doing a 5 on it. Id give you money if i had some myself
Oct 23 2013 4:01PM
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