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Lafam
Posts: 226 - Karma: 8,783
Hey everybody,

Jaron Stadler Is trying to become a professional skier and Really needs your help! He is trying to work his way up to be able to afford to go on the Road to Minnesota
We are trying to raise a whole 300$ so he can purchase his first ever plane ticket to MINNESOTA, and we need YOUR support so HE can live his dream.
He grew up in a trailer and worked hard so he could drop out of school a year early in order to move out from new mexico and ski. He is the first skier to be able to be completely black out and ski Keystone Resort's big line successfully. His blooded out clothing and dirty style has made him one of the least talked about skiers in the industry.
Between working at la quinta all year, drinking copious amounts of alcohol daily, and smoking enough pot to put most people in comas he still somehow finds time to ski.

THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN HELP!!!
GIVE US YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN MAKE JARON REPRESENT LA FAMILIA IN MINNESOTA FOR THE 2014 GOLD MEDAL MOVIE!!

we will put up a link in a couple days!
Oct 20 2013 6:27PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
Will there be heroin and hookers?

Oct 20 2013 6:31PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
sickest skier out
Oct 20 2013 6:33PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
I'm down. Minnesota needs more attention.
Oct 20 2013 7:41PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
fuck margetts and that other kid. my money goes to a high school dropout so he can keep doing drugs and get free ski gear
Oct 20 2013 7:57PM
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ermz
Posts: 79 - Karma: 294
I thought he was sponsored...
Oct 20 2013 8:01PM
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ChristianMingle
Posts: 629 - Karma: 1,202
It 300$. Go work for a fucking week and buy your own damn ticket.
Oct 20 2013 9:07PM
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Lafam
Posts: 226 - Karma: 8,783
You might have to read the full post and read it again
Oct 20 2013 9:25PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
These two statements(especially when combined):

"worked hard so he could drop out of school"

"Between working at la quinta all year, drinking copious amounts of alcohol daily, and smoking enough pot to put most people in comas he still somehow finds time to ski."

Leave me absolutely zero desire to give him any of my money.
Oct 20 2013 9:30PM
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Lafam
Posts: 226 - Karma: 8,783
Sorry we can't take your money "captain obvious" maybe someone else's on jarons road towards the gold
Oct 20 2013 9:40PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,459
Yeah, I get it but this is a weak way to show your displeasure for the fundraisers.
Oct 20 2013 9:40PM
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JustForYou
Posts: 275 - Karma: 2,143
Dude, you really presented the "please donate money" thing in a really shitty way. This thread is just going to be a huge shitstorm.
Oct 20 2013 9:51PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
Boooooooo.

"wheres your 300 dollars for the plane tickets?"

"couple bottles of KD and a fat sack."

"fuck it, somebody will give us the money. they want to see this shit."



"wheres your 20 grand for the olympics?"

"well my sponsors gave it to me but I put a new down payment on a truck and bought my girlfriend a ring."

"fuck it, we'll get somebody to give us the money."


same thing. atleast i'd actually donate a couple bucks to LaFa.
Oct 20 2013 10:03PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,819
If he wasn't smoking and drinking so much, he'd probably have enough money to buy the ticket. It takes about a week maybe two, depending on your hours to easily make $300, with also some spending money..

Why should we give him our money when he spent his on alcohol and pot?

Don't get me wrong, spending your spare cash on that stuff is ok but, when he needs a ticket, he probably should be saving..

That's my two cents. Now you only need $299.98! Not trying to be a dick, but I'm just saying..
Oct 20 2013 10:14PM
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Eastcoastjibber
Posts: 376 - Karma: 1,692
hahahahha
"His blooded out clothing and dirty style has made him one of the least talked about skiers in the industry. "

I'm in
Oct 20 2013 10:21PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
Everyone in this thread is getting trolled SO HARD. Anyway im totally on board, minnesota can never get too mich love
Oct 20 2013 10:27PM
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Puzzled
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Oct 20 2013 10:47PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
HOT POSSIE
Oct 20 2013 11:47PM
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Nate.Dog
Posts: 1672 - Karma: 2,098
I'm honestly amazed at the amount of people that haven't gotten the joke.. NS needs to check its meter
Oct 21 2013 2:30AM
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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
Haha sooo shot
Oct 21 2013 7:57AM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,182
smoke a little less pot, buy your own ticket? you guys are good skiers but you sort of fail at life
Oct 21 2013 8:11AM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,182
welp never mind. everything im thinking has been said, amply so
Oct 21 2013 8:13AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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JARON FOR GOLD!!!!!

if you dont get this, you should leave newschoolers and join aerials/moguls.... fuckin jabronis.
Oct 21 2013 8:33AM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
I can support the struggle.
Oct 21 2013 9:00AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Fail at life!  Hahahaha.  You too funny mang.  Is that how you say Lafa skiers are better skiers than you?  We already knew that shit!  Keep it real son. 

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Oct 21 2013 9:01AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4759 - Karma: 880
His dream is to ride a plane to Minnesota?
Oct 21 2013 9:05AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Yours isnt??  What this world coming too.

Oct 21 2013 9:06AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4759 - Karma: 880
Ill tell you what my dreams are.. but need a good scotch and 4 hours of admitting our insecurities and sharing whishpers in our ears. We will speak softly though, of warm summer nights, crisp autumn winds and lofe affairs that didnt quite pan out. In the end we reach a mutual agreement of time well spent. Take my hand brother.
Oct 21 2013 9:11AM
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TBONE902
Posts: 266 - Karma: 708
Bigup LaFa sending good vibes! cant support tho spent all my money on the Ganja hopefully one day I can make it to Minnesota too!!
Oct 21 2013 9:17AM
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Rogge
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On the real, where are you getting flights to Minnesota for $300? Send me that link, bro.
Oct 21 2013 1:35PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Nobody understands a simple satire these days
Oct 21 2013 1:45PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
dont have any spare change but id be happy to send you a little bit of dope and some home brewed cider to help you get through the day.
Oct 21 2013 1:48PM
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queerfaggot
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I will give you 300 bucks to suck my cock.
Oct 21 2013 1:49PM
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Jibberino
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Wow. Just wow.
Oct 21 2013 2:03PM
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McLS
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for the less intelligents

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Oct 21 2013 2:31PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
Only if all my money goes to blow and hookers
Oct 21 2013 2:59PM
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gotti
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the referenced user has been removed
Oct 21 2013 3:02PM
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HOTPOSSIE
Posts: 234 - Karma: 2,156
Jaron Stadler = Mexico's #1 pro skier. So stoked to see you in Sochi.
Oct 21 2013 3:09PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Haha so many indignant "well maybe if he didn't smoke away all his money he wouldn't be begging for mine!!" replies. Come on ns get it together.
Oct 21 2013 3:13PM
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MEDSKI.
Posts: 561 - Karma: 640
Come live the dream in MN
Oct 21 2013 4:31PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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valiant attempt. Hookers n blow !
Oct 21 2013 6:14PM
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Puzzled
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best post yet
Oct 21 2013 6:46PM
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
If he only needs $300 why h do some yard work or just get a fuckin job... it takes a whole week to make that. My feelings have fallen for this man already
Oct 21 2013 7:12PM
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MaryO
Posts: 2583 - Karma: 5,996
I'll pay him $300 to rake my leaves and other fall clean-up on one condition. Jaron has to clean up his act!
Oct 21 2013 7:32PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,819
one of the few threads i take serious and i got trolled. why did i take the internet serious. why..
Oct 21 2013 7:45PM
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JEllis
Posts: 132 - Karma: 305
I swear some people are just so stupid haha
Oct 21 2013 8:24PM
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CZA
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http://www.expedia.ca/Flights-Search?trip=oneway&leg1=from%3AAlbuquerque%2C+NM%2C+United+States+%28ABQ-Albuquerque+Intl.Sunport%29%2Cto%3AMinneapolis%2C+MN%2C+United+States+%28MSP-All+Airports%29%2Cdeparture%3A08%2F11%2F2013TANYT&passengers=children%3A0%2Cadults%3A1%2Cseniors%3A0%2Cinfantinlap%3AY&options=cabinclass%3Aeconomy%2Cnopenalty%3AN%2Csortby%3Aprice&mode=search
Oct 21 2013 8:53PM
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casual
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So much vulva everywhere. Red, inflamed, tender, tender vulva.
Oct 21 2013 9:48PM
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Don.Cartagena
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Get that sand wigger Ahmet to pay for you with his millions of dollars he inherited from his oil and mining magnate parents.
Oct 21 2013 10:09PM
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