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Mary O'neil, will you marry me?

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theabortionator
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I wrote you a poem.

As we rode out to Coloradio, as we rode on to Coloradio
A skier fell in love with a lady like a dove
And called her by her name, pretty MaryO.

Will you marry me pretty MaryO, will you marry me pretty MaryO
If you will marry me, I'll forever happy be
And we'll ski all the mountains in the areo.

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Oct 19 2013 12:25AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Poems are for nerds. Send her a dick pic like a real man
Oct 19 2013 12:29AM
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daannnnieel
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lol
Oct 19 2013 12:41AM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
She might have a husband
Oct 19 2013 12:54AM
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lineskier10
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will you set her cities free?
Oct 19 2013 12:56AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
I thought you were already married
Oct 19 2013 1:14AM
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pow_pow~
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 1,804
can i marry your daughter
Oct 19 2013 1:22AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Congrats?
Oct 19 2013 1:23AM
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
she has kids.......
Oct 19 2013 7:41AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
wow the rhyme scheme in that poem is cringe-worthy, lets hope she appreciates the effort.
Oct 19 2013 10:06AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
it's never too late for her and wanker to make another one
Oct 19 2013 10:10AM
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Aidan-G
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I fail to see an issue here
Oct 19 2013 3:30PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
Soooo move to Utah instead of Colorado and problem solved?
Oct 19 2013 3:48PM
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~bagelz~
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I thought you were gay?(not offensively like legitimately gay)
I'm confused
Oct 19 2013 5:51PM
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Miomo
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OMG UR SUCH A HOMOPHOBE
Oct 19 2013 6:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
For sure. Ban him. So much intolerance in this thread it's disturbing.
Oct 19 2013 8:48PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
On a serious note; are you really gay?
Oct 19 2013 8:50PM
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UncleGerry
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 1,377
Do yo think MaryO would bang Tom Wallisch if he asked her to? This is serious.
Oct 19 2013 8:53PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
I would if he asked me...
Oct 19 2013 8:56PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Wallisch pls
Oct 19 2013 8:57PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
yes
Oct 19 2013 9:01PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
i bet his afterbang is pretty good

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Oct 19 2013 10:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Don't you have a wife?
Oct 19 2013 10:30PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
The plot thickens...
Oct 19 2013 10:36PM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,661
Threads for MaryO response then Rusty response then potentially another MaryO response and so on.
Oct 19 2013 10:53PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,980
aaaaand threads
Oct 19 2013 11:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
surely, MaryO will deliver

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Oct 20 2013 9:38AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571


Figured I'd give this thread a soundtrack.
Oct 20 2013 10:13AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
I cried 5 times reading this.
Jan 28 2014 1:04AM
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Bateman
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thats a pretty great poem though
Jan 28 2014 4:38AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21665 - Karma: 4,141
Rusty your gay

Why all these NS marry threads over the years?
Jan 28 2014 10:08AM
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