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Why do people get cats?

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EllieMae
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I mean i have two cats... But all they do is sleep, make me pet them, and bring me dead animals...
Oct 18 2013 1:08PM
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Aidan-G
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Get a real dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless
Oct 18 2013 1:09PM
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skiierman
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BECAUSE CATS ARE AWESOME!!

DUMP 'EM OUT!!!!
Oct 18 2013 1:10PM
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EllieMae
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,087
dogs...

Oct 18 2013 1:11PM
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8088
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ron motherfuckin swanson
Oct 18 2013 1:13PM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 18 2013 1:16PM
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RubberSoul
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because theyre like mostly tame, tiny versions of lions. plus theyre independent as hell. i love dogs but theyre like half the responsibility of having a kid
Oct 18 2013 1:16PM
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Mr.Huck
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Here we go again. EllieMae posting her pussy on NSG.
Oct 18 2013 1:16PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Ok.....that was fucking hilarious.
Oct 18 2013 1:18PM
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mowglii
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I always thought people get cats for masturbatory aid
Oct 18 2013 1:19PM
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CaptainObvious.
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The person making these videos is an evil genius.


Oct 18 2013 1:27PM
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Aidan-G
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My master's leg vagina has yet to reveal itself
Oct 18 2013 1:29PM
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cannaguts666
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I fucking hate cats. We have 3 that live in the garage because I refuse to let them in the house. They stink, you have to clean their litter boxes, they throw up everywhere and all in all are worthless.

We have on male that never got his balls cut off and he shits and pisses everywhere. I hate that little fucker with a passion and hope he gets made into a coyotes dinner.
Oct 18 2013 1:55PM
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miroz
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I'd rather live with a cat than someone always making others pay attention to them with shitty selfies...oh wait.

lulz ;)
Oct 18 2013 1:59PM
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Austin.ski
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hahaha

Oct 18 2013 2:13PM
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theTRIBE101
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Because cats are fucking retarded and awesome. Some of the shit my cat does makes me laugh so fucking hard
Oct 18 2013 2:26PM
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EllieMae
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,087
Don't get me wrong, i love my cats... But sometimes i feel like they own me...
Oct 18 2013 2:31PM
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XtRemE11
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why do people get dogs? they fucking suck, they just act like insecure, attention whore 12 year olds that smell like shit. cats are at least independent, are funny as hell, and much easier to live with.
Oct 18 2013 2:32PM
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steezburgereddie
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Oct 18 2013 2:55PM
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steezburgereddie
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attempt #2
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Oct 18 2013 3:04PM
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mmallender.
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DO IT!!!!
Oct 18 2013 3:39PM
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Aidan-G
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I love those things but I'm pretty sure puppies are like 5 grand and that's for a runt
Oct 18 2013 3:46PM
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RubberSoul
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dog seeing its owner for first time in 6 months is adorable, i admit that. but check out this cat seeing its owner for the first time in 2 years

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Oct 18 2013 4:01PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I laughed way harder than I should have.
Oct 18 2013 4:06PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4774 - Karma: 10,005
I grew up with farm cats. They are almost disposable and their sole job was to eat mice.

There is a lady at work who refers to her cats as her 'fur babies'. It upsets me.
Oct 18 2013 4:30PM
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act.resist
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I like cats because they're assholes, it's really fucking funny. Every now and then you find a really sweet cat. But they're fun to play with because they're low key and soft and when they try to get away you just squeeze them and they get angry at you and it's funny because they can't do anything about it. and they meow. meowing is hilarious.

don't get me wrong, i love dogs, there are so many great qualities about dogs. but generally if a dog is really hyper or attention whorish i begin to get annoyed with them. cats have those qualities too, meowing constantly for attention, meowing for food litter boxes.

that's just how pets are i guess
Oct 18 2013 4:45PM
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GayWolf420
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Because cats are le awesome xD
Oct 18 2013 4:50PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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When ever someone tells me cats suck and dogs are better I just imagine a tiger ripping apart a wolf.

That said, I want a dog.
Oct 18 2013 5:22PM
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steezburgereddie
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thats usually for the red ones from china
Oct 18 2013 5:56PM
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Beaansss
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So you can rocker them
Oct 18 2013 6:17PM
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DonkeyKwong
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Because they taste amazing in a stir fry
Oct 18 2013 6:23PM
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.squirrely.
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not a big fan of either, but id take a cat over a dog
Oct 18 2013 6:23PM
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Aidan-G
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You got me excited so I did research. Cheapest was 2 grand and the average was about 3,500.

Damn, I really want one now

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Oct 18 2013 6:29PM
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BLADEE
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less work than dogs.
Oct 18 2013 6:32PM
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Aidan-G
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Not even close. I dunno about your dogs or locations but we got two dogs. Literally all we have to do (outside of everything you have to do when you first get a new pet) is fill their bowl of food up every other day (because they have big bowls). That's all the work we gotta do. So easy
Oct 18 2013 6:35PM
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steezburgereddie
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1.5 milion
Oct 18 2013 7:00PM
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90053
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who would by a ginger dog...
Oct 18 2013 7:03PM
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SkiBum.
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I like tits!
Oct 18 2013 9:31PM
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RusselCrowe
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all cats are the same. they blow and just meow and shit everywhere. dogs are more diverse in breeds and are cooler depending on what you have
Oct 18 2013 9:45PM
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steezburgereddie
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Oct 18 2013 9:55PM
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last_tango
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cats keep pests out of your barn, house, and you can leave your house for two weeks and the cat will be fine.
Oct 18 2013 10:22PM
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Kreech
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Dogs have masters, cats have staff...
Oct 18 2013 10:26PM
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