What do you want the J Skis / Newschoolers collab ski to look like?

Mr.Bishop · 2013-10-17 23:03:38

Fuck it... we can't come up with something... and hell we probably shouldn't. So we're bringing you in on it - likely just like we should have from the beginning. My vote is to simply have the topsheet be a gigantic full frontal shot of the most beautiful Llama you've ever seen. Bases say 'newschoolers' and that's it. We have until Monday. If you feel like designing the ski, then fucking go for it. If you feel like making suggestions then more power to you. If you just feel like commenting / voting - then please take part. lets make the most fucked up cool thing ever. Yeah?

I.Am.Lorde.

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Can we agree on some sort of design and then go from there? Because right now im completely lost as to what the theme of this skis is going to be. I personally think it needs to have a clean topsheet with little design, and then total clusterfuck on the bases.

just my 2 cents...

Oct 19 2013 8:33AM

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HWW

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If this OSAMA BIN LLAMA PRO ski doesn't come out, I'm going to be very unhappy.

Oct 19 2013 8:46AM

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BCski95

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screen shot the newschoolers home page and put it on a ski

Oct 19 2013 9:45AM

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TimRiley

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Well done Gents! I would agree with suggestion to move Osama Bin Llama up a bit so you see more of him on the tip when the skis are mounted.

Oct 19 2013 10:40AM

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Twinjibber77

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The "Someone should photoshop this" thread

Oct 19 2013 10:44AM

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SPUTnik.

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Yes.

Oct 19 2013 11:19AM

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40oz.

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That's stupid. Top sheets Idc what crazy shit but bases need to be Solid BLACK

Oct 19 2013 12:01PM

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40oz.

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Agree with this.

Oct 19 2013 12:02PM

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HAS TO BE INCORPORATED

Oct 19 2013 12:31PM

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Daph

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best one yet

Oct 19 2013 12:38PM

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hank.ski

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LET'S ALL WIN GUYS!!!

two different skis means a total of 4 surfaces to completely FUCK UP SIDEWAYS...

Cultrara's top piece on one ski, a lama on the other, osama base on one, and the REAL SKI base on the other!!

Also the real ski small text is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Oct 19 2013 2:02PM

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you got it man haha, anything else?

Oct 19 2013 2:35PM

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hail.vivid

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we should also include famous posters like skiierman

Oct 19 2013 2:38PM

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Mordecai

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Seconded. Weird conglomerations of memey NS stuff are funny for a sec, but they just look horrendous. I wouldn't pay for a pair of skis covered in loud photoshoppy stuff. The only reason that kind of stuff wins the ON3P contest is because it's about designing the WORST topsheet, and you get the skis for free

Oct 19 2013 2:40PM

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Bagina

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You should give a pair of the NS skis away in a random draw.

Oct 19 2013 3:10PM

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derek.urben

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I agree this ski is a NS ski and it should have some of the great moments that have happened here. We should also have a legitimate contest for the top sheet if we are getting serious about this.

Oct 19 2013 4:32PM

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40oz.

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This. then put some NS logo's on topsheet, and all black bases. And you sir should get a free pair for the desgin and then im preording lol

Oct 19 2013 4:43PM

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yes just yes

Oct 19 2013 5:21PM

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These....would buy regardless of bases

Oct 19 2013 5:33PM

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Oct 19 2013 6:50PM

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-MK-

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Top should just have like a ton of NS logos(classic and newer) in a diffrent colors, with black backround. And bottom should be either white or black saying NEWSCHOOLERS across it in the opposing color, But you would have to put the skis together to read it

Oct 19 2013 7:01PM

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450out.

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I feel like the general consensus is that the Osama Pros are the way to go.

Oct 19 2013 7:20PM

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Oct 19 2013 7:27PM

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joburrr

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sexy babe with a llama head and full tilts on

Oct 19 2013 9:46PM

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have the topsheet look like really old skis and the base covered in all the top members of NS

Oct 19 2013 10:04PM

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BROLF

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replace the ferret with osama's face and this should be it

Oct 19 2013 10:07PM

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Bromium

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i'm done for the weekend ...

Oct 19 2013 10:09PM

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Bromium

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ski base choice *

Oct 19 2013 10:10PM

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Mr.DarthVader

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nailed it

Oct 20 2013 12:36AM

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C.M

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these

Oct 20 2013 12:43AM

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simple clean NS logo on tips or tails, and a gold chain around his neck that has a huge baller status symbol in the middle of it

Oct 20 2013 1:10AM

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Nate.Dog

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Those are amazing

Oct 20 2013 2:03AM

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Poikenz

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Now it does. Also made the trees a bit better and changed some of the base text.

Oct 20 2013 2:21AM

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booniemon

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MIDDLE ONES.

Oct 20 2013 2:32AM

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BROLF

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yup middle

Oct 20 2013 10:31AM

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The real skiing bases are so sick, fuck straight black bases that's really nothing special at all, my first pair of racing skis had black bases lol

Oct 20 2013 10:48AM

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These!

Oct 20 2013 11:50AM

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My vote goes to the middle right ones.

Oct 20 2013 12:27PM

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cobra_commander

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I'll just say this:
I know that it is a long standing joke, however putting Osama bin Ladin's mug on a ski is highly offensive and insulting. Unless it is superimposed under a crosshairs or bullet holes with oozing blood. Then it is awesome.

Oct 20 2013 2:20PM

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Hughes

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shut up

Oct 20 2013 2:51PM

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Cultrara coming the fuck through. How cool would it be if you could the NS x Oniel Jacket and NS skis!

Oct 20 2013 3:14PM

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cultrara

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I don't think NS will be having a ski design contest, but that would be very cool.

Oct 20 2013 3:25PM

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ThaLorax

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Still curious if you got the inspiration on that design from the Nuggets/Denver or not.

Oct 20 2013 3:49PM

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cultrara

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Nope, I used that blue and grey from my previous design and the gold is the same color that NS uses. I don't follow basketball.

Oct 20 2013 3:50PM

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ThaLorax

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I don't either. I was just curious since the colorways is so close not to mention the mountains layered behind the city skyline as well. Looks dope reguardless.

Oct 20 2013 3:53PM

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