What do you want the J Skis / Newschoolers collab ski to look like?

Mr.Bishop · 2013-10-17 23:03:38

Fuck it... we can't come up with something... and hell we probably shouldn't. So we're bringing you in on it - likely just like we should have from the beginning. My vote is to simply have the topsheet be a gigantic full frontal shot of the most beautiful Llama you've ever seen. Bases say 'newschoolers' and that's it. We have until Monday. If you feel like designing the ski, then fucking go for it. If you feel like making suggestions then more power to you. If you just feel like commenting / voting - then please take part. lets make the most fucked up cool thing ever. Yeah?

I.Am.Lorde.

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Can we agree on some sort of design and then go from there? Because right now im completely lost as to what the theme of this skis is going to be. I personally think it needs to have a clean topsheet with little design, and then total clusterfuck on the bases.

just my 2 cents...

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HWW

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If this OSAMA BIN LLAMA PRO ski doesn't come out, I'm going to be very unhappy.

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BCski95

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screen shot the newschoolers home page and put it on a ski

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TimRiley

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Well done Gents! I would agree with suggestion to move Osama Bin Llama up a bit so you see more of him on the tip when the skis are mounted.

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Twinjibber77

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The "Someone should photoshop this" thread

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SPUTnik.

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Yes.

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40oz.

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That's stupid. Top sheets Idc what crazy shit but bases need to be Solid BLACK

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40oz.

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Agree with this.

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HAS TO BE INCORPORATED

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Daph

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best one yet

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hank.ski

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LET'S ALL WIN GUYS!!!

two different skis means a total of 4 surfaces to completely FUCK UP SIDEWAYS...

Cultrara's top piece on one ski, a lama on the other, osama base on one, and the REAL SKI base on the other!!

Also the real ski small text is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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you got it man haha, anything else?

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hail.vivid

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we should also include famous posters like skiierman

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Mordecai

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Seconded. Weird conglomerations of memey NS stuff are funny for a sec, but they just look horrendous. I wouldn't pay for a pair of skis covered in loud photoshoppy stuff. The only reason that kind of stuff wins the ON3P contest is because it's about designing the WORST topsheet, and you get the skis for free

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Bagina

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You should give a pair of the NS skis away in a random draw.

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derek.urben

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I agree this ski is a NS ski and it should have some of the great moments that have happened here. We should also have a legitimate contest for the top sheet if we are getting serious about this.

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40oz.

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This. then put some NS logo's on topsheet, and all black bases. And you sir should get a free pair for the desgin and then im preording lol

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yes just yes

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These....would buy regardless of bases

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-MK-

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Top should just have like a ton of NS logos(classic and newer) in a diffrent colors, with black backround. And bottom should be either white or black saying NEWSCHOOLERS across it in the opposing color, But you would have to put the skis together to read it

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450out.

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I feel like the general consensus is that the Osama Pros are the way to go.

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joburrr

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sexy babe with a llama head and full tilts on

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have the topsheet look like really old skis and the base covered in all the top members of NS

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BROLF

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replace the ferret with osama's face and this should be it

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Bromium

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i'm done for the weekend ...

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Bromium

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ski base choice *

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Mr.DarthVader

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nailed it

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C.M

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these

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simple clean NS logo on tips or tails, and a gold chain around his neck that has a huge baller status symbol in the middle of it

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Nate.Dog

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Those are amazing

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Poikenz

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Now it does. Also made the trees a bit better and changed some of the base text.

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MIDDLE ONES.

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BROLF

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yup middle

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The real skiing bases are so sick, fuck straight black bases that's really nothing special at all, my first pair of racing skis had black bases lol

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Beepboop123

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These!

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My vote goes to the middle right ones.

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cobra_commander

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I'll just say this:
I know that it is a long standing joke, however putting Osama bin Ladin's mug on a ski is highly offensive and insulting. Unless it is superimposed under a crosshairs or bullet holes with oozing blood. Then it is awesome.

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Hughes

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shut up

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Cultrara coming the fuck through. How cool would it be if you could the NS x Oniel Jacket and NS skis!

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cultrara

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I don't think NS will be having a ski design contest, but that would be very cool.

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ThaLorax

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Still curious if you got the inspiration on that design from the Nuggets/Denver or not.

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cultrara

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Nope, I used that blue and grey from my previous design and the gold is the same color that NS uses. I don't follow basketball.

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ThaLorax

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I don't either. I was just curious since the colorways is so close not to mention the mountains layered behind the city skyline as well. Looks dope reguardless.

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