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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Last year, a few of my friends and I went on an overnight camping and kayaking trip. Our first day and about 6 hours of paddling in, we came across some sort of outdoor bachelor party. It was about 12 guys on a tiny little island, with about 20 cases of beer. They all had beards, and none of them were wearing shirts. It was about 1 in the afternoon but they were already smashed. They were using blowup dolls as floaties. Three of these guys were sitting in a sunken canoe trying to paddle, and it looked like they were having the best time. Its one of the funniest thing I've ever seen, and also one of most unexpected. What are some weird things you've come across?
Oct 14 2013 7:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
Came across a bunch of pick-up trucks with dead mexican gangsters in the middle of the desert. One trucks bed was full of drugs.
Oct 14 2013 7:31PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
My friend ran into his 7th grade social study teach on a random street in Argentina.
Oct 14 2013 7:31PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
Chucked a lawn chair at 3 or 4 older high school girls at a buddies party. Somehow made it home. Woke up and was told I did it and forced to apologize to girls. Im not aloud to drink around lawn furniture unless its mine now. Cause lets face no one throws their own long chair at a group of teenage escorts.
Oct 14 2013 7:55PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
that is fuckin weird
Oct 14 2013 7:58PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
one time i was skiing and my sandwich fell out of my pocket to i yelled to to guy behind me to grab my sandwich please and he ran OVER MY SANDWICH!!! and i didnt have a lunch that day and i cried.
Oct 14 2013 10:01PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
One time I was pounding this girl in the ol cow-eye and when she woke up and realized what I was doing, she didn't scream for help or start struggling to get me off of her.

Instead her body got all tense and I felt this force pushing my member outside of her. Once my junk was pushed out of her, it became apparent that she literally shitted my dick.

I quietly pulled up my rape pants over my shit-covered junk and b-lined it back to my frat house to shotgun beers with our shirts off.

Oct 14 2013 10:07PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
Saw some guy getting a bj while skiing off trail
Oct 14 2013 10:08PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
no i think skiing is realy gay i just like ns.
Oct 14 2013 10:18PM
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PKchu
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 5,943
I was skiing once and I saw some sort of single, wide ski, and this idiot walked up and attached both of his feet to it sideways! People these days...
Oct 14 2013 10:24PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
I'm an island and once a bunch of shirtless bearded guys got drunk on me then some underage girls kayaked past.
Oct 15 2013 2:21AM
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buttrapinpirate
Posts: 497 - Karma: 225
I was on a tiny ass island in the caribbean, in a bar. Start talkin to this dude, and of all the dudes I start talking to, turns out the guy lives three houses down from me back home. I pooed my pants
Oct 15 2013 4:04AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Such a good story you had to write it more than once
Oct 15 2013 4:19AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
when i was about 8 years old me and my family went to a trip to rome.
we had an lovely day and around 12 o'clock we went back to the hotel, since i was a happy little boy i was knowing no bad thing, i was just hopping about 200 ft in front of my family cause i knew the way back to the hotel when all of a sudden, straight from the darkest alley i have ever seen, A FUCKING CLOWN RAN TO ME! WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CLOWN IN DARKS ALLEYS AT NIGHT RUNNING AT KIDS?! since it scared the fuck out of me i flew back to my parents and the clown was still chasing me. once i climbed on my dad the clown came closer and started making weird clown noises while everybody was laughing at me including my parents... fucking hell.
Oct 15 2013 4:28AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
Here goes. This happened maybe a month and a half ago. So I live in Thailand and the house im living is down a road and it has a gate. And the surrounding houses have gates. So one night im walking towards my house and I see some fruit laying on the road so naturally I pick it up and chuck it as hard as I can at the closest wall, which happens to be the wall that surrounds the house of an important police man and is also my neighbors house. So I am throwing it at the wall a few times trying to break it, and all of a sudden I hear a voice "hey! What are you doing?" So I turn and unbeknownst to me while I was having fun throwing this fruit the bitch wife of the policeman has driven down the street while coming home from sucking cock forr the day. So I say "throwing fruit at the wall" and she says "THAT IS MY HOUSE!" SO IM like whatever and start to walk away towards my gate and she says "WHERE DO YOU RIVE???"(cause she's Asian) and I say "none of your business bitch " and she calls me a "little shit" so I just start walking and the bitch doesn't pull into her gate, she stands in the road to watch which house I went into, so I walk past my house ~100 feet down the road and I dip into an undeveloped lot which has trees in it, so I lay down in the fucking jungle, and this motherfucker slowly drives down the road and around the block looking for me. After she went into her house and closed the gate I slinked back to my house. I actually saw the same cunt today right after I was blowing up veggies in the street, she scowled at me and I smiled to her. What a whore
Oct 15 2013 7:19AM
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
Weirdest encounter.
Walking in on my girlfriend blowing two dudes at a party. That was pretty weird.
Oct 18 2013 8:30PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
I thought you were a Muslim terrorist?
Oct 18 2013 8:40PM
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
Many virgins await me in heaven... 72 nice-never-been-touched-but-still-shaven-tight PUSSAY!

Praise Allah
Oct 18 2013 8:52PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
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Oct 18 2013 8:54PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I don't know but I laughed so hard hahaha +k for the best story I've heard
Oct 18 2013 9:03PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I rode the chairlift up with this guy and his friend and his girlfriend, they starting smoking crack so I left them, the next time I rode up behind them and I see the one dude getting his dick sucked, and his freined is sitting right fucking next to him, then 5 mins later you see the bitch come up and wipe her fucking mouth



Oct 18 2013 9:21PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I ran into my sort of friend from high school (while still in high school) one summer in the basement of a shoe store in Boston (I live in Wisconsin)
Oct 18 2013 9:24PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
did you start noticing this guy following you?
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Oct 18 2013 9:55PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
went skiing with my friend and gf, we bribed the lift attendent to get one more lift up, the lift stopped, and my friend jumped, lol and broke his legs (he's fucking stupid it was like 40ft) then the I got half fucking eaten by wolves and the bitch left me there
Oct 18 2013 9:58PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I was with two of my friends walking the streets one night and ran into this man who called himself k-rock. He sat down next to me on a bench and stared off onto the foggy horizon of the water, turned his head and exclaimed, "My cat's name is Ted, he likes cheese."
Oct 18 2013 11:41PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
sounds like my kinda guy
Oct 18 2013 11:48PM
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GayWolf420
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Oct 18 2013 11:51PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
did you get his number for me? I think my lifelong search for a soulmate has finally ended
Oct 18 2013 11:52PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
what's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss
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call it
Oct 18 2013 11:54PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
He chills around my hometown. he's a sex offender and probably does crack. I can find out for you if you want though
Oct 19 2013 12:03AM
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GLaDOS
Posts: 13 - Karma: 29
Bitch killed me, brought me back to life only to put me into a potato
Oct 19 2013 12:19AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Please do. Find out everything you can about him.
Oct 20 2013 12:24PM
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mathmansam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 40
My buddies and I are out late one night and this real drunk mother fucker walks up to us.  Being the gentlemen that we are, we didn't send him away with a stern "No, bad dog" we let him talk.  He shouts, "Do you want to see my new fuckin tattoo? It's fuckin' art."  We all agree thinking hey maybe this guy has a cool tat.  He lifts his shirt to reveal, in true Tupac-thug-life style, a tattoo across his belly saying THUNDER COCK.  This guy had a tat framing his ever-expanding beer belly that proclaimed either his nickname/lifestyle/mother's maiden name to be Thunder Cock.  I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
Oct 20 2013 1:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
I was masturbating on an airplane and all these people around me started giving me dirty looks. Apparently its frowned upon??? Thanks a lot Bin Laden...
Oct 20 2013 3:00PM
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