What is the meaning of life

Bock

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here are we why

Oct 13 2013 9:46PM

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DirtYStylE

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Are we here? Yes.

Why? Because.

Now you can refer to my sig.

Oct 13 2013 9:50PM

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The meaning of life is to live.

Oct 13 2013 9:54PM

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Lick

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Oct 13 2013 9:55PM

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whoa-dere

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to travel the world and make tons of money

Oct 13 2013 9:55PM

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Wizerd

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Oct 13 2013 10:01PM

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Spagett+

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The meaning of life is skierman

Oct 13 2013 10:02PM

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Wizerd

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The meaning of life is Spagget+

Oct 13 2013 10:02PM

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ScubaSteveFather

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What is the point of life?

The point of life. Easy answer and once you realize this IS the answer your life will be so much better.

The point of life is to live. To experience all you can while you can when you can. You need to be happy, sad, mad, embarassed, nervous. You need to fuck up you need to succeed you need to experience it.

You were given a gift. A gift that so few have the opportunity to take advantage of.

Your dad has been beating his meat probably since he was 13. There are an average of 200 million sperm cells with everytime you ejaculate. Ok since we were all young once and beating it til we got callouses say your dad beat it an average of 5 times a week from the time he was thirteen until the time he had you we will go with 27 years old. 52 weeks in a year thats ejaculating 260 times a year for 14 years. so that is 3640 ejaculations in those 14 years and that means your dad got rid of roughly 728,000,000,000 sperm cells. So that one faithful night when he was going to town on your mom. That one ejaculation out of 3,640, you were the one sperm cell that fertilized itself into a female egg. That makes you about 1 in 728,000,000,000. Thats 121 times the population of the earth. Imagine 121 planets all with 6 billion people on them. and you won it. That is what it's like to get the chance of being born. And not even that but if you take in the factors of your dad and mom meeting and their parents meeting and their parents meeting so on and so forth it is so fucking astronomical its not even funny and you get into numbers that are so big th human mind can't even comprehend that.

So you have this astronomically one sided victory and the prize you won was being granted life.

How can yu not seize that and cherish the fuck out of it? even if you're homeless and fucking starving. YOU ARE ALIVE. you can know what a sunset looks like know what a kiss feels like know what love feels like. know what thinking feels like. know what a conscious feels like.

I hate seeing kids who commit suicide. Its like sick man you fucking recieved the best gift the universe can give you and you tossed it away. I know plenty of sperm cells that would gladly take that from you rather than living as a cell for two days on a tissue.

So yeah the meaning of life is to live it and live everysecond of it like you don't have another second to live.

Live brotha, ski, smoke, do stupid shit, get laid, get your ass kicked, watch a sunset, give your mom a hug. All of that is why you live. The point is to just experience it and take whats thrown at you play with the cards your dealt and make the best of it. So you are a starving african kid. Thats a shitty hand to be dealt try an enjoy a sunset and when you get a full meal enjoy that feeling. You're an upper middle class white kid in america. Go get a free education and learn and cherish it and be stoked that you are alive to know who george washington is and all that jazz.

JAH BLESS

Oct 13 2013 10:05PM

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Oct 13 2013 10:07PM

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Anathema

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there doesnt have to be a reason. you're here, so fucking do something with your time.

Oct 13 2013 10:07PM

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KimJong-Illest

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Oct 13 2013 10:25PM

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.Hugo.

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Death

Oct 13 2013 10:50PM

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TechnoPotamus

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Oct 13 2013 10:51PM

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CosmicBrownie

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Quality advice man, really. But is it really true that my "actual" identity would have only been possible had that 1 particular sperm made it? What a different sperm of the same patch got their first would "I" exist and maybe just be a little different? Maybe its a philosophical question but interesting nonetheless...

Oct 13 2013 10:56PM

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cannaguts666

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Dunno. I'll tell you when I find at the bottom of this whiskey bottle.

Oct 13 2013 11:14PM

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goodnoooo

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great response

Oct 13 2013 11:16PM

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skier58284

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Experience.

Life is consciousness experiencing physical reality and physical reality is consciousness creating for itself an environment for experience.

Oct 13 2013 11:30PM

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gotti

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if you enjoy thinking about you dad masturbating. the main point hit the nail on the head tho ill give you that.

Oct 14 2013 12:14AM

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Blurst

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strictly for butt stuff.

Oct 14 2013 12:31AM

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B.Aussie

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There is no meaning. You're searching for meaning where there is none.

Oct 14 2013 12:35AM

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panojibber.

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Life has no meaning. Meaning is imposed on you based on the people that surround you, the conditions you grow up in, and the ideas that people put in your head. Eventually you will find a crack in this carefully constructed facade and the whole thing will fall away and you will realize that life has no meaning, nothing you do matters in even the tiniest most insignificant way, and despite your best efforts you are one amongst 7 billion and you will live and die a life of absolutely no consequence.

Oct 14 2013 12:36AM

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lineskier10

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ya the main point made sense but easily could have been made without all the shit about dads masturbating

Oct 14 2013 12:37AM

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last_tango

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ejaculate into as many pussy holes as possible so that there are many little bastards of you running around after you die.

Oct 14 2013 12:37AM

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deleted5

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yeah that's what I said basically word for word.

Oct 14 2013 12:57AM

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Bogs

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You're a fucking idiot.

That said, there is no "meaning" to life. It's just random. Make of it what you will.

Oct 14 2013 1:35AM

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turducken

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Wow. That's meaningful.

Oct 14 2013 1:37AM

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Zimmerman

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The point is that there is no point. And it's more beautiful and fun that way.

Oct 14 2013 1:44AM

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Cats can't understand keyboards or computers, but they can understand that they are nice things to be around. They're warm, they make interesting noises, and they help get the attention of humans. Cats don't understand why things are a certain way, but they understand that they are good.
Humans are similar, we don't understand why we are here, but we know it's a good thing (for us anyway). We have it a bit better than cats, at least, in that we can start to question why things are this way. We can start to have even more purpose than just to enjoy the product of whatever life is. We can start to unlock the mysteries of whatever life is. We can never do this fully of course, but we can know that it is a good thing.
Unsettling though, is the fact that we have no way of knowing whether or not life is real anyways. Everything could just be a figment of your brain or my brain. You could have made up cats and ice cream and astrophysics and me, or I could have made all that up and you. A problem called the "egocentric predicament" stops us from observing reality unswayed by our own mental processes, making it impossible to know whether anything is real outside of our brains. Which I guess still doesn't change the fact that in my mind, or your mind, life is good and the meaning of life is knowing that it is good.

THIS ANSWER WAS INSPIRED BY THIS VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L45Q1_psDqk

tl;dr: humans are cats and life is good, even if life is not real.

Oct 14 2013 2:28AM

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TheBigApple

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To have fun, and to help others. So just get fucking rad and huck it!

Oct 14 2013 2:51AM

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chicken

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our lives our meaningless as far as I can tell. and that's fucking beautiful.

Oct 14 2013 2:57AM

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Oct 14 2013 3:15AM

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Alex_G

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life is about creating and sharing. i don't know if there's any meaning to that but people certainly feel satisfied when they create something they love and share that with the world.

Oct 14 2013 3:20AM

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Your whole post was the best reply I've ever read on NS.

Oct 14 2013 7:15AM

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Skiingsnow

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To ski

Oct 14 2013 7:19AM

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town_nudist

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My view is really depressing, so don't read if your mind is influenced easily.

I don't see a point to life. Either there is a greater being that has created the whole universe with a much larger scaled scheme than a human life can possibly have any evident influence on or, life as we know it was brought together by chance only due to the seismic ongoing trend of the universe. Good day to you.

Oct 14 2013 10:32AM

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At the core, impregnate as many women as possible, and find food. Food is easy in the majority of places nsers live, so impregnating women. All else is only enjoyable because we have convinced ourselves of it.

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